>A top secret spy dossier has been declassified to reveal the depraved dictator had disgusting habits in the bedroom, including an obsession with women's excrement.
>In a bid to get inside the mind of the fearsome fuhrer the US intelligence agency compiled a psychological analysis on him using testament from double agents.
>It was recently revealed Hitler only had on testicle, as well as suffered from a small and deformed penis.
>The now declassified document concludes Hitler was a coprophiliac, meaning he was aroused by poo.
>During the report it also emerges Hitler went to great lengths to fulfil his dodgy desires, asking women to squat over his face and excrete into his mouth.
Now provide us an actually credible source you bing bong bandit
Jonathan Lewis
Exactly. They do this because one makes the other seem more likely. The leftist scum are trying to make as many ties as possible between the two.
Cameron Jones
Basically this.
Robert Reyes
I'm sure this intel was gathered by the FBI as a result of a wiretap that had been approved by a FISA court relying solely on this intel itself for justification of the wiretap.
How do you say Fusion GPS in Hebrew?
Adrian Long
K...
Jordan Lopez
Acuse your enemy of what you do, so I imagine are those menstrual blood shittyjizz smoothies are getting on the fake jews consciousness after all these years...
>w-we dont do that, Hitler did it reeeeeee
Angel Torres
>having to character assassinate a man who's been dead for 70 years
the left is deranged truly
Samuel Clark
S M A L L & D E F O R M E D
Nolan Bennett
Oh sure they’d say anything about a dead man and have no proof to back it up.
Landon Flores
>A man who was a well known germaphobe, being involved in anything vile. Only the jews think this makes sense.
Chase Sanchez
Judeo-Anglo disinfo is obvious. Also whats the problem? Jews promote this stuff anyways, so if its bad then so are Jews.
Zachary Myers
It reeks of jew. Only a jew could Imagine this level of degeneracy
Doesn't the Jews holy book talk of how Jesus Christ is boiling in excrement, I sense a common theme here.
Christian Myers
>german likes piss and shit Wow. You blew my mind. Amazing.
Aiden Morales
kek
Jason Morales
This is exactly what they’re doing. If this were true we would have learned it years and years ago, it wouldn’t be just floating to the surface now. How people can’t recognize stories like these pop up conveniently is beyond me. It’s way too obvious.
Kayden Bennett
>cuck holding is good >look how cucked hitler was , disgusting
Connor Bell
>Had over a dozen lovers post WW1 and even had a mistress whilst with Eva. >Had a normal regular sex relationship with Eva confirmed by staff including his personal bodyguard at the Eagles Nest. >(((Small deformed penis and one testicle)))
Hmmmmm really makes me think.
Also the source is the US (((intelligence community))) the same community that caused the mess in the middle east. Their word is worthless.
Charles Johnson
Hitler was germaphobe?
kek, Merkel is germanphobe...
Jonathan Long
this
Austin Morgan
More from the artcicle:
>Dr Langer said: "We must not suppose that Hitler gratifies his strange perversion frequently. Patients of this type rarely do and in Hitler's case it is highly probable that he has permitted himself to go this far only with his niece, Geli.
>"The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation."
>Hitler's niece was shot with the fuhrer's gun but police called it suicide.
>It is believed she was killed in a bid to keep her quiet as she confided in Hitler's ally Otto Strasser about what had happened before her death.
This man sexually abused HIS OWN NEICE in such a degenerate way... and then killed her to make sure she couldnt cry out for help... A monster.
Isaiah Murphy
The only people who are into this depraved shit are kikes.
Oliver King
i thought he was a gay homosexual depraved lunatic that never got near woman and basically had a minidick and only 1 ball.
now is a fucking sexualy active womanizer that gets several woman to sit on him and shit in his mouth.
jewish cabal should come up with a single narative and stay with it
Caleb Lewis
So you’re saying Hitler was Indian?
Michael Reyes
Yea goyim, Hitler also fucked children and jerk ed off into ficas
Hudson Young
this cant be real is there a source on this shit
Nathan Morris
Hitler was /ourguy/ Read these and you will see yourself in him. If Hitler was around today he would 100% be on Sup Forums.
Right...First some dumb bitch says that he got aroused by seeing torture now this bullshit. Double agents my pale white furry ass. Next on Fake News Network Hitler was the literal reincarnation of Hitler, Stalin and Gandhi sources say in a ultra-hyper-super-duper-mega ultra secret napkin found in some gay's ass at a local gay club. I only trust verified sources and sources that claim the same thing and each one bringing multiple arguments to the table. And second of all who the fuck even cares? This nigger gave speeches after speeches that roused the hearths of crushed Germans by the millions, something that very very VERY few leaders can do now. You guys are so desperate in trying to make him look bad but in reality you are all butthurt over the fact that he was a great leader, loved and adored by the millions if not billions by now, and your pathetic attempts at demonize him seem to not work anymore so FUCK OFF and go fap to your precius Hillary the loser leader.
Levi Cruz
>greatest man to ever live >literal jew and jewish puppet that destroyed european nationalism ???
Luis Edwards
Incredible they can produce lurid details of Hitlers sex life but not an order for the extermination of Jews.
Austin Hall
Apparently Hitler was everything from an atheist, Christian, manlet, Jewish, Muslim, Gay, Straight, Coprohiliac, Zoophile, Indian, black, white, russian and communist.
What is Hitler NOT at this point?
Samuel Ross
>PISS DOSSIER >SHIT DOSSIER
PEE PEE POO POO
Liam Nguyen
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Henry Sanders
a good leader
Kevin Kelly
he truly was a living Avatar/half-god walking near us mortals. uniting the past the prestent and the future, uniting noble-mindedness and sinfulness.
Hunter Morris
Wrong
Justin Jenkins
come on man, this is clearly meant to be used to draw a parallel with the steele dossier and the president. these 'experts' aren't experts at all if they are willing to say they can draw psychological conclusions from someone they never met, never treated and can't confirm any of these habits. not defending anyone but lets cut the horseshit with all these assumptions that 'experts' can just decide the psychological fitness of someone based on some anecdotal evidence at the very best. this should only serve to confirm for the people of the world that certain sects of 'science' are just pseudo science cults followed by zealots who just want to believe in the echo chamber they have run to for emotional support because they themselves are unstable. dont buy into the bullshit.
Brandon Green
with jews; you lose
Benjamin Diaz
Citing a tabloid to get (You)s from retarded foreigners. Nice try. Actually, you were successful. Fuck you, Sup Forums.
>Strasser Report should be thrown in the bin. Geli died in 1931 a year after Strasser was thrown out of the party in 1930. Hitler would never have allowed seditionist traitor scum like Strasser to contact Geli.
This story is 100% false. Strasser opposed Hitler. All the degenerate stories come from them. The Strasser brothers deserved what they got after the Night of the Long Knives. Shame Otto got away. I'd have killed him myself if I was alive in that period.
What an odd jewish predicament we find ourselves in, eh chaps?
Adrian Richardson
pssst
Jaxon Phillips
>Hitler only had one testicle >Small deformed penis >poo fetish It’s almost like a room full of kikes got together and tried to think of the grossest stuff they could. Nobody is allowed to question the holocaust or defend Hitler without commuting social suicide.
Oliver Cook
>not a single document proving the holocaust or any photo evidence of Hitler's body
>"oy vey, goyim look at this top secret dossier I just found full of degenerate nonsense!"
Wyatt Ward
>The psychological report, which stated Hitler was not capable of normal sex, also revealed another bizarre sex game.
>According to German film star Renate Müller, one night during a visit, Hitler forced her to kick him as he lay curled up on the floor.
>Shortly after she was found dead, again, suicide was the alleged cause.
Caleb Garcia
germans are gonna be germans, right?
Ryan Hernandez
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Brandon Anderson
>here comes the truth again yeah sorry but it turns out the truth is stronger than your pathetic LARPing, kike
Lucas Barnes
Wow a lie about the most lied about person in human history? EEMWAJUN MEOWW SHAWK!
Lucas Barnes
name 1 (ONE) person in history that was the loser of a conflict, but somehow is still the most known, most idolized, most hated, most talked about person of said conflict.
It's like everyone is talking about the 3rd place in the 100m hurdles for decades. he truly was from outside our percepted 3D-sphere of existence
Juan Lopez
Oh now tell us the rest >How Hitler was really the spawn of the Rothschilds >How Hitler was really a coward, in spite his numerous medals.
Amazing. I've watched nearly every documentary about the man, with numerous ones detailing his relationship with Eva Braun. Every day the working girls would change their sheets, and look for signs of a sexual relationship, yet they never saw ANYTHING.
I guess, they were just polite in the documentarys when they left out Hitlers kebab smears across his famously white sheets.
Andrew Butler
but germans are famous for their coprophilia.
Evan Richardson
Did he piss on Obama's bed too?
Brayden White
OPs article is just referencing this OSS WWII document. Pic Related.
Kayden Hill
Jews project their own criminal insanity and deviancy on other people.
Nathan White
You know what would be really easy to do? Compile a psychological analysis on people who compile psychological analyses. Based purely upon the content of their psychological analyses.
Hey maybe if you are running around saying that everyone you don't like thinks about shit and piss a lot... that means you're thinking about shit and piss a lot.
Christian Sanchez
>It was recently revealed Hitler only had on testicle, as well as suffered from a small and deformed penis.
Oh was it now? WW2 was reaally just him trying to compensate, right? Now that millions of people, from multiple countries rallied to his banner to fight for the future.
No, it was all just about his scat fetish, and weirdo dick.
Written by a women, for women. The only way the could comprehend the whole thing.
Kayden Stewart
Hitler was a puppet like every other world leader since the early 19th century, but he did not destroy nationalism anymore than the allies saved capitalism. Everything always goes according to (((plan))).
Jose Thompson
here you go mutt
Robert Russell
He was a great leader and had it not been for the war. He would have been regarded as Germanys greatest statesman that united the German speaking regions of Europe under one Reich and there would be statues,songs and honours to him today.
He was a shit military tactician and deluded himself into thinking he could do anything and made all the wrong military choices not helped by people like Goering. Thats what ultimately lost them the war.
The fact every order ever given on the eastern front was given to the Soviets by 10 highly ranked German traitors didnt help. The Soviets had the plans for every single attack from 1941-1944. Even Barbarossa and that was ignored by Stalin because he thought it was ludicrous after it happened, Stalin wanted their reports immediately on his desk. Zitadelle and Case Blue were also leaked to the Soviets with battle plans.
These are the 7 known names of the 10 traitors, the remaining 3 are not publicly known. My personal belief is that Albert Speer was one of them and that's why he wasn't sentenced to death at Nuremberg and its very likely Admiral Canaris was another as he was already working with MI6:
>Major General Hans Oster, chief of staff to Admiral Wilhelm Canaris, the head of Abwehr (German military intelligence) >General Erich Fellgiebel, head of communications at the German High Command (OKW)[2] >Lt Gen Fritz Thiele, deputy head of communications at OKW >Colonel Rudolf von Gersdorff, chief of Intelligence, Army Group Centre >Colonel Fritz Boetzel, chief of Intelligence Evaluation, Army Group South-East (Athens) >Carl Goerdeler, a politician; ex-mayor of Leipzig and head of the conservative opposition >Hans Bernd Gisevius, German vice-consul in Zurich and an Abwehr officer
Lincoln Adams
A german with a scat fetish? Impossible
Blake Garcia
>a dossier Is “dossier” the new code word for “Jewish fanfic”?
Nathan Jones
>Hitler >Churchill
Jonathan Diaz
white people are into that shit
Hudson Ortiz
KEK HE WAS REALLY AN ARYAN INDIAN THEN POOO
Carter Peterson
DESU this is less of a hitler being a weirdo and more with the fact he's german.
Seriously germans are into some weird shit.
Andrew Hall
"A new document unearthed by Jewsion GPS reveals stunning new information..."
Ethan Ramirez
jeezus, is that the best apology ever?
Oliver Gutierrez
I thought he liked to be pissed on? Rabbi forgot that I guess, excrement fetish is 100% Aryan just look at India.
Ryan Ross
>post a front page that says "declassified" >don't post anything else, like the actual document, so others can read. >literally spend the rest of your 300 word count saying "oh, it totally says this guys"
Jason Johnson
Very true, DeutschBro.
Anthony Watson
>According to German film star Renate Müller >Shortly after she was found dead, again, suicide was the alleged cause. Do they even try
Julian Rodriguez
Besmirching a great hero Hitler was a scat fetishist, pedophile, homosexual, druggie and coward according to the Jews These are all lies, Hitler was a noble man and all he wanted was the best for his country The truth is that all these things actually apply to the Jews and their supporters
Christian Wood
LMAO... my god this is hilarious.
These kikes will never stop making up weird shit about hitler. I wonder what we'll learn next...
Grayson Lewis
Was about to say >still believing the Strasser smears 85 years later
Christopher Morgan
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
Anthony Baker
Here we go again >Was Jewish >Had one testicle >Had micropenis >Raped and murdered his cousin >Had shit fetish >Incestuous relationship with mother >Drug addict >Bestiality fetish >Piss fetish >Was homosexual
I know I missed some, come on lads what else did Adolf indulge in...
