ITT Redpilled pets

Catsoys need not apply.

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kys nigger

Cats are the shittiest pet by FAR.
Not only do they cause severe mental illnesses like schizophrenia through the brain parasite they give. Leftists and Mudslimes LOVE cats.

The day every cat and their garbage owners are gassed to death will be the greatest day in history.

Anyways pic related. Have a parrot and he's dope as fuck.

Fuck off with your shitty brain parasite mental illness causing soyboy pet. I shoot cats in my neighborhood all day. Fuck them.

bird is masterrace

>redpilled pet
>a literal salmonella factory
they spread that shit everywhere, i hope you don't have a baby in the house with a weak immune system

iguanas are cool as fuck. I love how they look like wingless dragons. I'd get one if I had enough money because you need a specialized custom cage that is big enough, constantly humid, heat lamps and misty enough. Basically you need your own mini jungle in your home

pic related.

t. 56% subhuman IQ

kys

>lovecraft
Literal socialist soyboy. Leftists love cats for a reason. It's a weak pet for weak people. No wonder why so many leftists have mental illness. Their shitty pet gives them brain parasites.

cbsnews.com/news/cat-parasite-toxoplasma-gondii-linked-to-mental-illness-schizophrenia/

Bearded dragons/lguanas/all birbs/yellow labs... and fish...

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>t. upset catsoys
eliminating cats is a matter of public health. the parasites they give are linked to many severe psychiatric conditions

Why are you here arguing about this? Something wrong with your brain m8

I've never had either, but a cat is essentially a lazy money dispenser that does nothing for you.
A dog can be a genuine companion and protector.
In other words, you actually get something for your money with a dog (unless you buy one of those yappy little soypups, that are essentially cats)

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That's a cute spider

wash your hands. that's it.
and I'd rather a day of diaherra than fucking schizophrenia

>does nothing for you.
>money
HP Lovecraft was right

obligatory

>Lovecraft
>socialist soyboy
You should read some of his more political writings.

>mfw going to /gif/ just for the berb threads

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that's why he ended up renouncing all racism near the end of his life.

>interspecific cuckery
>redpilled

German Shepherds are truly the most redpilled of dog choices. Decently big and strong, smart, and loyal without being nigger tier agressive like pitbulls.

Well, that's fucking adorable.

Rats are top tier pets.

checked, all mammals are basically niggers

I wonder if the spider understands the concept of petting or is thinking "why does the one who provides food and shelter for me do this? I keep thinking you're gonna crush me."

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Predatory birds, preferably Owls

Now this is a nigger-tier pet.

140 iq pet

Plutonium.
shoo.

reptile, dog, amphibian, and bird owners against the shitty soyboy cat cancer

Falconry master race.
>will help you hunt
>will shit on and claw out niggers eyes.
>bring birb with you, guaranteed pussy.

so birds are redpilled?
Now I'm not nervous about getting a bird anyome :)

>Golden Eagle tho
>Bald Eagle for supreme race

if you breed them with ops pet you get niguanas
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Keeps the kikes and mudslimes away

Slide a bottle cap across a smooth floor. Cats go nuts over that shit. The few I've taken care of did, anyway.

This guy gets it

>niguanas
Fucking kek

Some one has the article of, one of these, killing isis fighters?

Birds don't understand, and thus, don't like being pet according to some scientific stuff I read.

IDK if true, I scratched a cockatoo at the throat and he loved it. However, that cancerous noise they make if upset is enough to make you deaf.

Wild bird master race checking in. I have a pet Starling that has about a 35 word vocabulary at only 9 months old. Pic related.

Animals are for doing work, and for food

can you teach it racisms?

That sounds badass, how's the maintenance on a bird? Can you manage college or a job while still taking good care of one? It's not like I have a social life to attend to besides Sup Forums, politics, and schooling that would take too much time away.

theres nothing red pilled about being so cucked you literally spend time and money taking care of a fucking animal lmao. I kill animals.

My pupper Dogo Argentino

Say hello to my little friend, Fred.

>wasting bullets when you can catch them in a coon sack and throw them into the ocean in a burlap sack

if you did more work yourself you'd feel alot better.

>redpilled pet

No such thing. What is truly redpilled is a love and respect for all animals. Cats are my pet of choice, but I love all animals.

Rhodesian Ridgeback

Besides being the product of a great colony, it was breed to hunt FUCKING LIONS.

Malaria parasites, paper wasps, musquitos, the black mamba and pidgeons too? :^)

Unless you live on a farm or in a heavily wooded area, yes, a cat will cost you money.
And why would you want a pet that has no practical use?

Lizards give people serious bacterial infections and are very unsafe pets

>Cats not redpilled.
>Kills disease carrying rodents. Fucking kill yourself you dumb city nigger.

That really yours?

That's why farming is fucking based.
Taking care of an animal to kill later. In rural areas, some pets actually do have very practical applications, however.
Take ferreting, for example. You rear a ferret to chase rabbits out of there holes. Falconry rears hawks to catch those rabbits.

Fuck yeah those are smart and cool dogs.

Dogo was bred to protect the family and kids from cougars.

>Pic related.
why dont take a pic of your bird instead

Lookup toxoplasmosis nigger.

At leas post a work dog, not that inbreed shit, faggot.

You need to have schizophrenia coded in your genetics for anything (this includes plasmosis) to trigger it. No genes, no schizophrenia.
However, cats are a literal cancer to songbirds and greatly disrupt local ecosystems.

just use a gun you stupid liberal.

Found the soy numale.

Yep. He’s really young.
Sorry about the rotation. My phone is retarded.

If you talk to her enough and repeat phrases she'll say anything you teach her. I've tried to avoid racist phrases, even though it would be fun to have a bird say "Fuck off kike" and "you're a nigger" randomly. They pick up on r's and s's quickly as well as tone.

As a baby they have to be fed really frequently but after about the first 3 weeks you mainly just need to clean their cage every couple days. So it depends on age. But mine was expelled from its nest before it had feathers, so pretty much saved it's life. I have an outdoor room that allows her plenty of time outside the cage because it's pretty important that they get to get out and chill. They really like people/company, and can be pretty entertaining.

Don't tread on him.

>Spain
Tortures & kills pic related.
Reminder Spain is the Mexico of Europe.

that was a working breed idiot, he's just in the show stance. notice how long his back legs are? show dogs back legs are short

also gsd working breeds are not threatened. all police dogs are gsd working breeds. i have a working gsd. i've seen many working gsd breeders.

Dogs. That simple.

Always fun watching catfags btw, hope they get toxoplasmosis

>American weak shepard with fucked up hips
No thanks, give me a European gsd any day

can't take blame for what your bird says, or are people this prissy and will they blame you?

I have a colony of this, they are in the verge of extinction too.

I know about it, I live on a 110 acres off grid. My cats are very useful.
>Mfw city faggots will never know the truest redpilled lifestyle.

They aren't the only animal that kills rodents, if you choose to live in a city where rats are the only animals allowed to run free than that's your problem. Enjoy becoming the crazy cat lady

Here you go.

cats are the city dwellers pet of choice boy

Meh, cats are fucking dumb useless shitheads. I'm about to kill the neighbors cats because they sit under my truck in my driveway and I'm sick of seeing them on the sidewalk outside my house. Either keep your stupid fucking animals on your property or move to some land near a forest if you want them to run free.

They literally just eat at the house across the street and spend all day and night in front of my house pissing off my doggos.

I have a Dogo Argentino and my wifes tiny cocker spaniel.

amstaff boxer mix (kind of like pic related)

Nice colors, I know Europe has a bird that looks like it but is smaller, has blue feathers on the head back and orange on chest.

that's a cool looking bird

>Muslims hate pigs
>Jews hate pigs
>Women hate pigs
>Communists hate pigs

Pigs are the Sup Forumstrician choice of animal.

yeah, good luck getting a fucking dog to get rid or rodents.

Yeah that's cool man. I just hate city-cats. I would rather have fucking racoons then those lazy fucks.

Do you really want to keep something bred for food for affection?

That's so cool! Man I always wanted a snake...

there are dog breeds bred specifically to hunt rodents. you know this right?

Rat Terrier is better at it.

Birds are underrated pets. Fuck cats and dogs.

those are not dogs but just over sized rats them self.

Do you have a bird?

Me too but these apartment and town house dwelling fucks that are saying "HURR DURR CAT'S GOT NO USE!" are fucking retards that need to go outside.

hermit crabs are the most patrician pet