ITT: Characters that you can beat up in a fight

ITT: Characters that you can beat up in a fight

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I would discipline her to at least go to school.

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Sneak up behind her and stomp her spine.
Snap her neck like a twig.
Being fat won't stop a bullet to the brain.
Dump boiling coffee on her face then drown her in it.
Tear out her claws and slit her throat with them.

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All of them, because they aren't fucking real.

goku would kick your ass

You mean none of them.

I could take Hisu

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*unsheathes katana*

this

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mods

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*heavy breathing*

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Oh well rip fellow user

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MOOOOODS BAN THIS SICK FILTH

It would be very cathartic to beat up Eli and put her in her place.

She has some powerful kicks

MOOODS!!!

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To be fair, it looks like his spine might snap if you just turn a fan in his direction.

Mods will never ban him. Or they'll just delete the post. Sup Forums is dead and we killed it.

More like I can just shot him.

Well yeah, but why would you go through the trouble of pulling the trigger when you can just look in his general direction?

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>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

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For the cool factor

I cant

Mods if you don't give this guy a public ban I'll start posting janny cat pics. You've been warned.

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Oh my

maybe. on a good day. with a weapon

Do we have to fight fair?
Because if I'm allowed to break arms/legs, I could probably beat a loli or 2.