Would he let a lobster fuck his wife?

Would he let a lobster fuck his wife?

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If its serotonin levels were high enough, yeah sure

clean your fucking room

I don't think a lobster would fuck his wife if it could

I bet if a lobster was conscientious enough he would let it slide into his asshole

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No.

But he'd let a jew fuck his daughter.

kek

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if it defeated him i a fair lobster duel he would have no choice

how high up is the lobster in the dominance ?hierarchy

does the lobster keep a tidy room?

is the lobster fucking his wife in an effort to live an honest, forthright life, or simply out of pure hedonistic nihilism?

So you're saying we should let lobsters fuck our wives to increase our serotonin levels?

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I, for one, welcome our new lobster overlords.

He would be a lord of a small portion of oceanic crust. The lobster king would heed his council on all human matters.

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Lobsters have evolved to fuck your wife. The research shows this. It's quite extraordinary really. I mean, think about that -- a lobster fucking your wife. I mean. Wow. But the research shows this again and again.

No, but he would save his wife's son from the belly of the beast

only if it accepts the 6 gorillian hawacawst

based pete n dud

How clean is the lobsters room?

I did and still feel like shit.

underrated

if it was higher on the dominance hierarchy than him then yes it would only be natural

If the lobster defeats him in combat, I see that Peterson would have no choice but to be lobster cucked.

So if taking serotonin injections can make me "top lobster", why should I bother with that cleaning my room shit?

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I think she'd crack that shell with her thighs.
Quite a problem when the shell is your skeleton.

cringe