Be british

>be british
>'oi, me loins are bloody frothy with lust! i reckon it's time for a wank'
>go to pr0n site
>"Welcome Limey! Before wanking, kindly enter your Real Name, Address, and Television License ID. God save the Queen! Cheerio :)"

metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/new-porn-laws-will-mean-pornhub-asks-name-address-wnking-begins-7275023/

Well fuck.

What's the point of entering your ID if the brits are already under mass surveillance?
>Investigatory power act 2016

They are going to use the problem of easy access to porn by children as a catalyst for doing away with internet anonymity.

To hammer in the idea we live in a police state,

>2030
>be britbong
>come home from work
>need faceid and a saliva sample sent through a pneumatic tube to be able to open the door
>door buzzes
>cctv activates and I wave to it
>Salman our flat security bloke pats me down after walking through metal detector
>searches through my shopping bags
>he laughs at me
>I mumble and ask if I am free to go
>he says no
>he wants to know what recreational activities I will be engaged in this evening
>I tell him that I will be watching the home office daily safety and unity broadcast and after that maybe browse the Safe Web™
>he wants me to be more specific
>asks me if I will be watching anything pornographic
>say yes
>he gives me the correct armband
>get online
>armband is linked to my name and I can see all previous activities
>what I watched and for how long
>mfw I can hear Salman laughing downstairs

Obligatory

kek

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Kek

Not a bad thing, but its not like this government has our best interests at mind. They are probably doing this for some sort of feminist rationale

just do away with porn, it's much easier. Kids will always find a way around the blocks. I mean, you don't even have to go on a porn website to look at porn anymore

>I am le redpilled fascist I know you need an authoritarian government to keep the populace free from degeneracy
>stopping kids from seeing porn is over the line though why are you so cucked brits wtf

no they are using it for blackmail and to create a fear of blackmail, and a general paranoia

>britain government is fascist
>lets 1 million plus kids be raped in the name of diversity
k

Porn is free for a reason. Kikes would never allow any roadblock to be placed in the way of free universal porn access. Free access to pornography is an effective method of demoralizing the host population and draining its men of motivation and testosterone.

Kek.

I'm just going to give the name and address of someone other than me. What now?

It's a good job I download most of my porn from private torrent trackers. And if I ever feel the urge to stream some porn well I'll just use one of the many other streaming sites.

I'm not going to lie, this nanny state bullshit is really fucking starting to get to me, but I've always been one step ahead of the curve. I'm not worried for myself, I'm worried for all of us.

Does this affect hentai or is just 3D?

>mfw i accidentally a classic greentext

>Not using xvideos
Oi mate, you goys 'av bad taste

Jokers, soon people will be getting arrested for watching porn.
>ill fucking jizz on their faces too

NICE!

9/10 should become a pasta

Jesus fuck Nigel. What the fuck are you doing on that fucking island? Fucking deport yourselves from life.

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>Be British
>Have Jewish Prime Minister
Bwahahaha, the anglokike meme is real.

And thus a new generation of super hackers were born...

The UK will become the next Silicon Valley.

How about we do away with the retarded moralists?

>everything is just FINE here on my nanny state inbred island!

God, it never ends for these poor fuckers. It went from being hilarious to just sad. Instead of making fun of them I just feel bad for the Brits now.

i can't wait to find out your future rape statistics

I really thought Brexit would bring us closer together, but they cucked on that too.
London has fallen, brothers.

>tfw I invested time, money and perversion into learning how to make my own cgi porn and am now self sufficient in fap material

good on ya

brits should be gassed

forced evolution in bongs
what a fascinating experiment

HAHAHA
>pays for internet
>pays for television
Literally decides nothing and pays one more time, which is the ultimate goal. Don't even think for second they care if you watch porn or not, they only interested in money, while Mohammeds and prostitution tears holes apart in full degeneracy. This world will literally experience harsher punishment for watching porn pictures than raping somebody in real.

>go to pornhub
>type in bosses name
>stream gay and cuck porn just for laughs >screen shot it and send to office

I like where this is going

soon they'll declare it a utility and start funding it with tax dollars

Isn't that like fucking your kid, something you created?....or....is that part of the appeal.....

how do i invest in torrents

Couldn't they just get through with a proxy?

It's basically a signed confession.

kek

Eh you goy don't remember when you didn't need any mobile phone or any kind of confirmation to have any email or any account online to watch free stuff and talk. It's all closing in so they can charge you automatically when you click something wrong, you'll just get a receipt on email, money will be automatically drawn from your account.

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Presumably only anything hosted in the UK.

Pornhub must have special rules for British, i wonder how much they already block. Should be tried out connecting though different countries.

>amerishit fantasies
zip it 56%

Do I need a license to wank when watching porn if I am a mudslime in bongland?

Most women do often fantasize about rape. That's a proven fact. Your infographic was created by feminists.

>using your real name and address

England is such a fucking joke. I'm here to laugh at you again. You're a fucking embarrassment of a nation. Please, for the sake of us all, just off yourselves already. Orwellian Muslim shithole.

Or at least elect Corbyn so we can see the result of REAL SOCIALISM TM in a first world country.

>not a bad thing
>government surveillance and needing id to browse the internet is not a bad thing

Hoooooooooly shit, just fucking give up. Let us liberate you, you need to be colonized by your colony

I ONLY WATCH SHEMALE PORN TO HAVE A LAUGH IT'S NOT LIKE IT TURNS ME ON

I'm surprised more Brits aren't outraged over this.

What the fuck is wrong with you Britfags?

These faggots cant be serious. There's titty pics in the fucking phone booths. Clean that up first and then come back about the internet

Also, why are we pissed off about this? The porn industry is controlled by (((mindgeek)))

Thanks!

Kek, necessity is the mother of invention. But seriously I was fapping over 2D toon and early cgi porn by 2006. It's just serendipity that I had started making my own porn before these bans were talked of rather than a byproduct of them.

That is an excellent question. I generally make 2 kinds of female character designs (the guys are just cockholders, I spend more time designing their cocks than them).

>ones purpose built to fap over
>ones who for some reason I feel protective over and can't fap to

I have no control over which character design ends up in which category. It just kinda happens. The first kind rarely get displayed publicly as they just appear in really niche porn that is "my fetishes x 1000". The second kind I make innocent nudes of and post to my deviantart account.

It can be hard to fap over something I make right after making it as the act of creation is still fresh in my mind. It's odd (and absolutely pervy desu, I have no illusions about that) but it's fun.

Nice dodging the point that Sup Forums loves authoritarianism until it actually happens you intellectual coward.

I believe in freedoms for the ethnic white people. minorities and noncitizens should not have as many freedoms. But yeah, as an authoritarian I think Id be fine with this porn law. Porn is degenerate to begin with and this may block children from it.

Also obligatory.

porn = degeneracy anyway. surely you can think of something better to do.

it's quite possibly the only positive orwellian thing i've ever seen. maybe kids won't be jerking to shemale animal porn by age 15 and women will stop being sluts

Only a matter of time before you have to sign a permit to have sex with your lawfully wedded wife.

women will keep being sluts and the amount of younger people who have kids will skyrocket.
which is good.

>Britbong cucked again

It's not even funny anymore.

The retards in California are way ahead of you.

>Mr Nobody
>123 timbuktu drive
>NW1 2FU
>Address accepted, here's your pron

>the absolute state of Europoors