You are ambushed by a feral Gyaru. Wat do?

You are ambushed by a feral Gyaru. Wat do?

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Impregnate her asshole.

Suck her benis.

Give her the BBC that she canonically loves.

Mating press her.

All I can do is present my cock and hope it passes her judgement.

she looks so fucking soft & warm.

Throw out a black dildo as bait and make my escape when she gets distracted.

Propose to her.

Hit her with a rock, and buttfuck her behind some bushes.

She likes british television?

Stand still for 30 seconds while I contemplate whether to attack, special, item, or run.
I'm probably just gonna nuke her for the XP

Respond with a cake. They can "gao~" cutely at each other.

Throw candy at it and run

I'm not sure, I still have to watch her anime.

You might want to shave it first.

Go watch it dingus, the episodes average about 5 minutes and half of them have 1 minute intros

Hand her the love letter I wrote for her

Beat me to it
Also fpbp

Start yelling that I'm not a shota and I'm already adult. Then I show her my pubes as proof. That should turn off any feral gyaru.

Why is she so perfect though

Shota > Interracial

It’s just facts.

>you will never be a shota and be touched inappropriately by Galko

Pretend to be a shota and have her make me suckle on her nipples.

>ywn be molested by Galko
>you are thrown back in time to kindergarten. one of the teachers call you over, say that your sister is there to pick you up for some reason. you run out with excitement. It's galko, she lied to them. You're confused. she says she's actually a friend of your sister, here to pick you up on her behalf, she lied to make things easier. You get in the car. She takes you to a quite park a good distance park. More confusion. She starts stroking your hair and cheeks gently, looking at you with loving eyes. Then-

Ok, fuck, I came.

So am I the shota that got ambushed?

Shit > Shota > Interracial
It's just facts.

Use my Feral gyaru repellant

>not liking god-tier /ss/
I feel sorry for your shit taste

Grab my Otako and run away

What happens if the shota is interracial?

Unleash the Shota

Pocket sand. Or catnip if they're into that.

>Pls be gentle

Go for the nose!

Punch her in the inverted tit

Suck her dick.

It doesn't look very large.

Accept my fate.

Size isn't everything.

Cute, smelly gyaru penis.

Galko's succ...

Why the fuck would you put a dicc on galco? Half the fucking show is discussions on cunts, fucking retards

It's only natural for a girl who's stacked to also be hung.

Girls aren't hug you fucking freak, they don't have dicks.

What fucking deformed girls have you been hanging around?

>irls aren't hug you fucking freak, they don't have dicks.
t. perma-virgin

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What even is this?

just the thread I was looking for

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Finally got done typesetting this. Thanks a bunch to the translator who posted a few days ago.

I'm white so I have nothing to fear

>oo age
Every time.

they never state their ages actually

the highschool is named ◯◯ highschool

>NTR
>implied-harem

There's nothing wrong with NTR.

>ntr

how

Girl with the crush gets taunted by the slut by sending her a selfie of her and MC's aftersex, total turn off.

it was an accident you idiot speedreader

Sure an "accident"

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They're confused fags

Shoot her, I am from USA and we kill wild niggers.

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>tfw just ordered galko comics
gonna spend the weekend reading all of them

>I am from USA
OK, ESL-kun, that's enough role-playing out of you.

Don't see how this shit isn't instaban.

This.

take anything except my virginity

What about butt-virginity?

drop pants

She deserves better-made ones with locks and things.

girls can't get NTR and it be harem at the same time.

tell her that she looks cute, and ask her out on a date!

Canonically a whore

sharp cast fire 1 -> fire 3 prod -> enochian + leylines -> fire 4 spam -> refresh w/ blizz 3 + thunder 3 + blizz 4 back into fire 3 and reduced cost fire 4 spam

Sorry, but I prefer futas with 10+" dicks. You're too small for me.

That's a tranny unless it's confirmed it has a vagina.

The Gyaru is immunized against all dangers; one may call her a bitch, whore, slut, wench, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Gyaru and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "Barechatta"

Why would you?

Have a (You)

kek

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I use Detect Magic.

>ragebanning over canon material
Good thing you don't have any power here. This place would become a shithole.

You are basically admitting to love black cocks, and this place is not your blog, at least go to /h/ and make a thread about it.

>user posts a canonical fact
>insecure whitebois get angry at the truth
Like clockwork.

Lure her with good anime and then domesticate her.

Gyaru daisuki

Stop treating them like sluts

start sweating profusely

[x]genuflect

Pull her butt hairs, then run away while she writes in pain.

Looks like Lacey Green

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Sniff her feet.

blast it with piss