After failing to gain a majority in the most recent bill of EU secession, Prime Minister May lost the confidence of her party. A coalition of Tory remainers, rebels and a withdrawal of the DUP's support lost May her parliamentary majority. A vote of no confidence was called and Theresa May was ousted.
You are the deputy PM and it is time to make some decisions. >Who do you put in your cabinet? >What do you tell the public? >What policies will win you the General Election? >What colour tie do you wear in the first inteview?
The public is awaiting a strong leader, will you step forth?
Superior Anglo genetics tbqh. Baldness is the future. You're just jealous.
Jeremiah Johnson
THIS THREAD IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR FRIENDS AT TRUNEWS
REMEMBER - TRUNEWS ARE FRIENDS OF THE JEWS
Andrew Hernandez
How did this withered old mummy cunt get made PM? She's seemingly been a doddering mess her entire tenure. Are there any bongs left in politics who aren't open borders muslim-apologist faggots? Women in politics is a mistake.
Nicholas Phillips
haha yess goyyy, keep having boiling hot showers goy.... that constant warm water raining down upon your head is TOTALLY not making you go bald ha ha haaaaaaaaa
Christopher Lopez
>>Who do you put in your cabinet? Brexiters, true brexiters not those convenient ones like Boris Johnson >>What do you tell the public? Prepare for a no deal brexit >>What policies will win you the General Election? See above >>What colour tie do you wear in the first inteview? Red white and blue of course. To match my underpants, socks and vest.
Isaac Walker
where my Switch bros at
Daniel King
>pol has hit the point where something as mundane as a warm shower is jewry
wew, reminds me of that thread where people argued shampoo was a jewish trick
Tyler Nelson
>Implying I don't take cold showers >Implying I even use anything but coal-tar shampoo on my head >Implying I didn't cut out processed foods >Implying I didn't cut out stress >Implying etc etc etc >Implying that I didn't frantically research all of the baldness cures while it was happening to me
Sometimes it's just genetics. I don't give a shit though, it builds character. I'm like a fat kid who gets bullied to tears. You laugh now, but I'll spend the rest of my twenties becoming a psychological Fort Knox. Maybe I'll even get my own chat show on American TV. You can't ever crush my spirit because it's already crushed into its most compressed state.
Charles Howard
Stern tory backbencher if need be, other than that Jez and general electeons.
Logan Nelson
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>implying the warm water doesnt decrease the amount of testosterone your body produces
why do you think all these fuckng huge chads have ice baths ?
Brody Barnes
>testosterone being good for head hair Lol
Jayden Davis
When's the last time you had a mug of Horlicks?
Joshua Stewart
you guys need to get nigle to run for PM so he can do as trump does for us
I don't think you understand how British politics work.
Gabriel Miller
instead of just spouting anecdotes could you link a study? I have an anecdote: I actually work out and my gym is full of competing bodybuilders, most of whom take hot ass showers at the gym.
The funniest part is, you're acting like hot showers are something being shilled, when I've never heard someone try to sell someone on a hot shower.
Jonathan Sanders
Yeah, we're cucks.
Jacob Gutierrez
Nah, you muricans would be plot with him behind our backs as you usually do.
Zachary Gray
we don't vote for PMs we vote for MPs and the PM is just the leader of the largest party. Many PMs were unelected by the voters.
Eli Bennett
you'll be fine user every ol cunt in england is bald so itss not like you're gonna look any different
Nathan Jenkins
Speak for yourself nigger. That's not even the point.
Which (currently electable) party would Nige stand for? UKIP? Oh wait. The Tories? The 1922 wouldn't even let him stand for leadership, let alone approve his bid. Labour? Come on now. They couldn't even let him become the leader of a party, let alone the PM. And if he somehow became the PM, the backbenchers + opposition would shut his agenda down immediately.
Hahahahaha Democrats are marxist, niggers and jews that hate America. They got BTFO by Republicans.When will Britain elect someone as good as Trump is!
Thomas Morgan
please go away
Carson Rodriguez
Based Nige.
Charles Jenkins
I watch it last night, mate. Has Trump had a stroke? Seemed to have trouble speaking certain sounds and his face looked unresponsive on one side.
Parker Sullivan
Yeah, but most of them wait until turning at least 35 before nuking their looks.
Landon Martinez
theresa MAY theresa MAY theresa MAY
Parker Martinez
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Dylan Myers
we don't want you muhammeds and nothing to do with you guys as you dug your own graves by false flagging pearl harbour and sinking the USS Liberty, their is no blood on our hands here.
Gabriel Harris
Kek, he still thinks Britain can be saved. Point at him and laugh, lads.
Jaxson Rogers
Military coup. Abolish democracy. Helicopter rides for most of parliament.
Gabriel Torres
No I don't. I don't even understand your post. Nige can't even be elected as a leader. It's impossible. Our political system is too broken.
Jacob Scott
YOUTUBE IS DOWN
Joshua Allen
Baldoid master race checking in.
All glarelets will be dealt with.
Easton Martinez
Never mind, working again.
Joseph Carter
serves you right, nerd
Jason Hall
Yeah yeah keep pretending Britain can be saved you childish mong.
Ethan Cruz
what are you watching senpai?
Gabriel Rivera
Fuck off Vlad.
Nicholas Torres
I almost feel sorry for the glarelet at this point. They don't even know what it's like to be entirely dead inside. What a bunch of babies.
Kayden Clark
Why did Mario turn the Asian guy into a nigger?
Jaxson Long
because he is a Sonygger
Hudson King
That was the most autistic post that I have ever had the misfortune of reading, Kill yourself.
Carter Davis
He's not doing "greetings and salutations" anymore?
Benjamin Diaz
>ivan
Keep telling yourself that, nonce
Isaac Howard
lads ive just realised, "reddit spacing" is actually old Sup Forums. Its come full circle.
Nathaniel Wilson
worse thing is, the meme flag he has, there is no such thing as facist, you know that right?
Brayden Jackson
Lads, I've just realised....
...when people started screeching...
...it was autism.
Lucas Garcia
Yeah no shit. It's also called "legible formatting".
Luis Jenkins
yeah I've never bought in to it. But then I did some crazy mental gymnastics, and realised it would have been Sup Forums that set the format
Alexander Jackson
Do you even realise that easy legibility is key to throw-away shitpost culture?
I want my posts to be immediately digestible.
No messing around with paragraphs or any of that nerd nonsense.
The message should jump off the screen.
I'm just shitposting, I don't expect you to care any more about this post than you did.
Nigger.
Tyler Sullivan
Has anyone actually heard the spoken testimony from Carrie Gracie about gender paygaps at the BBC? She sounds genuinely emotionally disturbed bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42885693
Daniel Carter
>Theresa May is Out
Took you brits long enough, but good job on ousting that weasel faced fuck.
Ryan Powell
As Americans say, I could care less.
Austin Bailey
She isn't out, it was just a hypothetical but if she ever is this general will have had no say in it unless someone decides to take her down.
Anyone else seen this? Another gay serial killer. Weird that, innit? How so many serial killers are gay men? 1% of the population but easily 30% of serial killers?
Remember Dennis Nilsen? And John Wayne Gacy? And Jeffrey Dahmer?
>A 2012 literature study by clinical psychologist James Cantor, when comparing homosexuality with paraphilias, found that both share "the features of onset and course (both homosexuality and paraphilia being life-long), but they appear to differ on sex ratio, fraternal birth order handedness, IQ and cognitive profile, and neuroanatomy".
So in other words, homosexuality goes hand in hand with extreme psychological sexual deviancy.
Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder if these two things are linked. Hmmmm. Hmmmm.
Whatever, we should definitely be promoting this in schools lol :^)
Benjamin King
I think you've come to the wrong website, mate. >1% of the population but easily 30% of serial killers kek
Brody Harris
I've never really like her, she is for brexit, she was always a Eurocrat, and what, over night, now she loves the EU?
Nah she did what anyone good generel does and backs her boss. her boss said leave and she backed leave, she couldnt change again.....
No my point i would like to make. Say what you want, she is a tenacious old boot, she can have that
Benjamin Smith
>easily 30% of the serial killers source? confirmation bias isn't an argument
Adam Sullivan
It's even weirder how many % want to cut off their cocks THEN kill themselves
Wyatt Young
Name a single serial killer who wasn't secretly gay.
Brandon Wilson
Hopefully she will get back to modeling now.
Christopher King
stop replying to tripfags, if you dont repsond, the tripfag dies, it has no choice. You choice, do we keep them or not? I say purge......
Benjamin Ortiz
Bundy?
Matthew Collins
Lads, you're on a gay cartoon website. What are you doing here if you aren't a massive homo?
Asher Lopez
oh, so it is just confirmation bias then. >ted bundy existed therefore all serial killers are straight, fuck straight people this is you
Ryder Reed
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Oliver Jenkins
Fags are overrepresented in noncery though. I'm not quite sure about serial murders. Most seem to be straight men targetting women.
Jose Powell
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Connor Reyes
Gayness aside, I would fuck this so hard.
Caleb Clark
>Fags are overrepresented in noncery though. Don't tell me. 17 times, right?
Eli Wright
the over-representation isn't that huge though tbf, at least from any information i've read.
Elijah Rogers
So who's the next Jew that the (((British))) will elect?
Grayson Gonzalez
>Putting your penis in a hole where over 10,000 penises have been It's like you're looking for an excuse to rub your penis against another penis. Just admit it, you're gay.
Cameron Mitchell
(((Anglican)))
Ethan Cooper
You know what else isn't that huge?
Eli Bailey
oh, i'll link that article that Fat Eddie posted. he was fooled by the headline. it's a 20 year old opinion piece which attempts to refute an unsourced claim by The Sun. this is the standard of evidence which is acceptable, apparently
