Leafs

What the fuck is going on up there?
Can someone give me a quick rundown?
>also it’s still weird to me there’s another country right above us

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Mental Illness

Any large heists like this is jew mafia related

not surprising

bullshit

Your image upsets me. I read it 5 times and it seems to change every time.

Canadians are a peaceful people it makes sense that whites are the bad ones and are not Canadians

pls m8 the other day I stole a candy bar from the store and i am 100% aryan

Today I learned Canada has a maple syrup reserve, much like real nations have oil reserves.

People say Canada is like an appartment over a methlab but...

Canada is more like Canadastan

the winters here make for peculiar people

doesn't surprise me mental illness is rampant among people who put up with a country being frozen over half the year for their entire lives

Wtf?

Also great idea:
>pol buys massive amounts of maple syrup
>buy syrup futures and shit
>leaf anons break into maple reserve
>"accidentally" destroy all maple syrup in the facility
>sets off massive spike in the price
>pol turns around, sells stash for millions
>use money to setup ethnostate

If they can't handle our wonderful winters then they're not true Canadians

Would make sense to ensure you have reserves of all sorts of foods just in case shit hits the fan.

>sticky bandits

>believing maple syrup comes from trees
>forgets about the Clinton foundation sucking canadian kids dry
Maple syrup is really Canadian plasma

>>Steals 3,000 tons of Aunt Jemima from the reserve.

Today I realize Leafs actually value sap so much they elect it.

Whenever I get totally fed up and ready to storm out of this shitshow in a rage, a post like this pulls me right back in.
Sup Forums is literally the best news aggregator on the web. And memes, too.
Have a spurdo.

>oh yeah sticky bandits
(nostalgia intensifies)
>fucking damn it, kikes raped the shit out of that home alone kid

cant even enjoy an innocent kek anymore.

Tbh is an apocalypse happens they’re the once’s with something useful and calorically dense saved

Can we just talk about how the botnet is making autocorrect worse
>it also tried to autocorrect botnet to honey

Well, is like this...maple tree tit juice is expensive. Thieves can steal maple tree tit juice and make a nice profit.

>At this year's benchmark price of $2.92 a pound, negotiated between Quebec's federation and a group of 80 accredited buyers, each barrel is worth about $1,800 (Canadian) or $1,549 (U.S.) at current exchange rates. By comparison, brent crude oil, the world standard, closed out the year at $57.33 a barrel.


Maple Syrup is liquid gold
And delicious on eggs

phonefag plzgo

Aunt Jemima is fucking corn syrup you swine

nytimes.com/1986/12/07/us/sugar-maple-faces-extinction-threat.html

That’s just the tip of the iceberg burger. There has been a massive attack on white male political leaders/news anchors for sexual harassment (((allegations))). Now the Marxist state is trying to attack the churcg groups here. Our radio stations are all anchored by complete faggots. The lefties in Canada do such a good job at redpilling normies we just sit back, grab a bag of popcorn and wait to lead the right wing death squads that will eventually fester into existence.

I’m actually pretty surprised about the maple mafia forcing the regulation of the whole industry
It seems much more commie than I thought was legal

honestly its just so boring that after spending years posting snapchat pics and pretending to be living an exciting life with friends and going out, they end up mentally collapsing from the giant fib and chimp out

but yeah its a mess up here just nuke us asap ty

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Ex-Britfag here in burgerstan.

I too await the Day Of The Rake. And, after the Raking, if you want to come down and burn DC again, request you wait until the God Emperor is visiting elsewhere

>Aunt Jemima
>maple syrup
Aunt Jemima is soyrup, not real syrup.

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Dude Quebec produces something like 70% of the world supply.

>Muslim terror attacks... sleep
>18 million dollars for a tent... sleep
>Maple syrup heist... WOKE AF

Can you send me some
I’ll send you btc

Cannabis, everyone.

Dog fucking

Go to a grocery store, if they have it, chances are it's from here.

>we have health care
>we can diagnose schizophrenia

>quick rundown
frogs

Vermont and Carolina iirc actually produce the largest global suply of maple syrup, I think us hosers hoard our syrup