We still haven't forgotten about what the US did to our country in WW2.
Soon, our Prime minister will approve a change of the stupid restrictions you 56% fucks imposed on us after the war.
We have the most technologically advanced military in the world, and you will pay for what you did.
We have the materials to build nuclear weapons rivaling your own.
The sleeping giant has almost awoken.
Are you scared le 56%ers?
If you destroy us (this applies to any enemy of the USA) please nuke los angelos first, and give the rest of us a couple weeks to party before you take us out too.
Ok
...
Washington will be the first to go.
??? thanks i guess
welcome
shut up Hideo.
you can't even stop the chinagooks from militarizing the south china sea. all you mecha gundam gooks will do is fap to chinese cartoons and eat herbs and soy and whatever parasite infested bottomfeeding raw fish washes up in your nuclear waste radioactive chernobyl tier 'ocean'
have fun playing with your figurines
go eat some mcdonalds u fat piggu
and i'm sure the Chinese hasn't forgotten what your country did to theirs, you slanty eyed sneak attack gook
We literally have thousands of american solders occupying your country,
you are our pet bitch
>japan nukes Washington
>the weight of all the thank you cards cause Japan to sink into the ocean
Win win desu
>We still haven't forgotten about what the US did to our country in WW2.
im pretty sure the Chinese havent forgotten what YOU did during WWII pal
then there's Korea, the Philippines, Vietnam, Loas, Cambodia, Malaysia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Australia, New Zealand, New Guinea, Indonesia, on and on...
Korean, nice try
>attack the strongest nation on the planet
>get hunted down like rats and buried alive in your bunkers
I'm literally shaking.
>inb4 mass protesting by Nip Hoes cause they can't get any more of this sweet sweet Military chinko
Don't make me do it again, Tojo.
No not even a little bit
This
2 nukes wasn't enough
What did the U.S. do other than curb stomp you for being sneaky bitches?
>Japan
You realise you're a colony of Rothschild Banking Dynasty/City of London, right?
you could have sided with the axis
can you honestly say youre glad about where we are now?
>The mutt arrives as if it was prophetized
kek
>when every jap you've ever met never had an opinion on it
>not even the ultra nationalist doofus who gave you massive comics justifying japanese conduct in the war
do it faggit
"Yeah I believe that Japan could defeat the U.S with even though it doesn't have any standing army."
hey if you're not a faggot US marine can you explain why he gave this to me?
Japan-kun...
You dare to betray your senpai? Heh... baka...
>Soon, our Prime minister will approve a change of the stupid restrictions you 56% fucks imposed on us after the war.
Oh, you mean break the treaty?
Fucking 5'5 manlet lmao.
no, remove the restriction of 10% of GDP maximum to be spent on a strictly defensive force and give it permission to actually invade shit
specifically done to put pressure on china and ensure japan's relative safety
You should probably be more concerned about claiming a wife and having kids to not let the prophesied Happa master race take over your country.
t. brainlet who's too retarded to realize he's posting in a non-Japanese slide thread
Haha okay
> he thinks the Chinese shoah actually happened
Absolute state, fuckin' pitiful lmao.
> t. sperg who goes to pink salons
No.
Because:
#1 you aren't Japanese. You're some white dude LARPing from Japan or using proxy
#2 you attacked first (without declaring war)
#3 we'll flatten the living shit out of you
All in all, kill yourself shill.
DO IT AGAIN BOMBS AWAY LEMAY!
Vancouver is the greatest city in the US if nuked that one first we'd have no other choice but to surrender.
hey man, go for it as long as you don't forget your past allies the Nazis. We can team up again and conquer the lands that are rightfully ours.
> the boomer actually supports the allied forces
You retards are so moronic that you constantly fall for Jewish divide and conquer shilling, and LARP as Nazis while supporting the people who fought against them. It's pathetic.
kek'd and checked
Any source, jap?
Nice resolution faggot
t. neckbeard who's never bathed with another woman
Shut the fuck up you stupid wetback, or I'll slaughter your entire family and fuckin' turn them into soup, bitch.
>10/10
>Would nuke again
> bragging about going to a soapland
Couldn't get any more pathetic unless you were some kind of non-white, lmao.
DONT MIND IF I DO
nips are bros, but they needed to be taken down a notch.
bring it
Lol Japan.
I've been meaning to ask some japs this for awhile.
Is love in Japan just like love in animes. You know all cute and shit then one dies and then it's sad n sheeeit.
Japan 1 - 56% 0
How many times do we have to kick you ass, You can't even drive but "OH HR HR HR MR AMERICAN DAWG, WE MAKA PERRR HARRRBRRR TWO"
Did you know it was Jews tied with the NKVD that organized the American embargo of Japan? They set up the war to keep Japan from invading the USSR.
>Japan 1 - 56% 2(nukes)
>TFW 2 nukes made us even better than before
At least I can go jogging at night without dodging bullets and aggroing mobs of feral nigs with knives
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI
NISEI REPORTING
Tenno heika banzai.
>having a woman scrub under your fat folds and sucking you off
>pathetic
stick to your Slim Jims and Nascar, you wouldn't know pleasure if it skullfucked you.
See you at RIMPAC this year, Toshi.
Japs don’t call themselves chinks it’s a derogatory term for Chinese you larding faggot
Can you stop pixelating your porn first? Thanks in advance.
Who would you japps rather fight, assuming you could win, China or USA?
WE GAVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU UNGRATEFUL CHINKS!
U better watch who ur talkin 2 nipshit
>Implying I can't
I don't live in a nigger infested shithole
Slim Jims are so 1995.
Well gee isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?
you'll take it out on the chinks. you hate them more.
Lol so are you going to yell Tenno heka banzai and charge at modern tanks and soldiers with assault rifles?
>commit genocide in China, Korea, SEA, etc
>stupidly attack the most powerful country on earth
>get BTFO and I mean Blown The Fuck Outed
>70 years later, “waaa we wuz victims n shit, amerikka evil”
I hope everyone on this board realizes that if hitler didn’t stupidly attack Russia and Japan didn’t stupidly attack America, the axis would have won the war. They brought that upon themselves.
Yes I cry every day because of Haruka-Chan left me ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)
But Japanese women literally can’t stop sucking American dick
Based Japan only survives because we allowed it to.
Look. Let's be real here:
You need us, and we need you.
You know who the real enemy is. And two nationalist states need to keep united to drive out the real causes of the problems. You have (((Them))) to your west and southwest.
Your military are gifts given to you by us. And by god do I love the subtle red pills of naming your modern JMDF after your WW2 great warships. But they are ultimately ours. We know your craft better than you because we built them for you.
With us you are able to rule the world.
Without us, your emperor hangs by the neck until dead.
We almost did it in 1946. And we could very easily do it now.
Stop agitating. Even your extreme right wing wants tighter alliances with the U.S.
so, fourth impact when?
Hey there, old pal, long time no see!
Could you do an old friend a favor and nuke Israel?
But you started it.
There was no other outcome besides destruction. The USA taking charge of that was a great mercy on you. The attacks on your mainland are NOTHING compared to what would have happened if the war had dragged on, Russia was coming. They would have broken your backs and enslaved/looted you all.
And you can bet that the rest of the Anglosphere would have scrambled to take as much of your island as possible before the Russians, obliterating any and all opposition to their land grab.
You did it to yourself. America was kind and generous to you, far more then you deserved, the loser in a war is not guaranteed to receive anything. Most of the anglosphere itself is an embodiment of this fact.
Also if you kill them, the rest of the Anglosphere will kill you. And while we are friendly peaceful nations who want nothing but friendship and prosperity, you might want to check our war records. In real wars, we often don't take prisoners, and that's among whites, let alone lesser peoples.
Your reconstruction would look very different without the USA to help you.
Good
pretty sure China hasn't forgotten what you did NipponSan, might want to tone down the threats a little there Pikachu
What's the gender of the leaf on your flag?
Awww, that's my little samurai. Now, go back to watching JoJo deary.
my vote for best way to start WW3
Hello english teacher.
Pls vaporize us
End our pitiful country
I don't want to be a mutt anymore
No
More power to you
The emperor's Divinity can not be questioned.
We will not be the kikes puppet again
To know that, you must first understand the leaf
DO IT FAGGOT
Oh right
Reopen unit 571 for science
Boohoo stupid gook.
Why is Hans a lego?
Oh no! Pllllleeeeaaasssseeee don't go to Hollywood and start attacking our celebrities. Those guys are our most valued treasure!
Breaking: White english teacher in Japan is angry
Jokes on you, it's 5am here.
>Be Japanese
>Die in a kamikaze attack
>Die in a banzai charge
>Die in a nuclear bomb blast
>Have no military cause countrymen are too cucked to support even calling the Army an "Army"
>Rely entirely on your mortal enemies to defend you from the people you enslaved
Kek
why wouldn't it? it's just what happens when you pull off a ground invasion on 1.5 million square miles of inhabited land. The Koreans and Northern Chinese were brutalized, particularly their women
>You will never be a hapa schoolyard bully who bullys a full japanese kid and over taking all the full japanese grils.
>Sperg out and attack USA
>Expect them to join your special needs club.
Only shit boomers care about WW2