Love Shriners

You've seen these commercials repeatedly on Fox News. This has always come across as creepy to me especially with the pizzagate symbolism.

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What's your opinion?

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I can’t help myself. Every time I see this little guy I shout “Shrinuhs Hahspital!” in my living room. I couldn’t live with the guilt much longer so thanks OP for providing this space to make that confession

He seems like an adult to me.
Like he has that Andy Milonakus disease.

shriners are morroccan cosplay fanatic freemasons

Is that Ted Cruz?

How did they get that black cyborg for the last scene? More machine than man...by God

Tay-Sachs, look at that beak. Is he related to Chukie Shoomer?

lol

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...El Goblino...

We wuv you!

CNN also spams this ad

That kid creeps me out

I think you're a faggot trying to give us too many feels

el delegatos donaldo...

Medina... Isn't that in Big Lebowski?

Kinda crazy that that kid is 15 now

They're just kids, retard. If you watch every commercial containing children and seeing pedogate shit, you need to take a break.

The kid is cute. Maybe if you become a parent you will understand and empathize with the kid/his parents.

Medina is where the Koran was written, it's in Saudi Arabia

Shriners are literally bored freemasons that think Islamic imagery looks cool

It's gov Greg Abbot when he was a kid.

>"HAH"

>"PRWAYING SWACCAH"

>"i can write my name"

>"aDOWrable love to the rescue blanket"

every fucking line and detail of these commercials is burned into my head forever.

they should all be given the dignity of being gassed

that little nigger who says "thank you for giving" always cracks me up.
it looks like it should be a mutant NPC in some post-apocalyptic game.

defective immigrant freaks me out
>dis adowable bwanket
reeeeeeeeeeee

I've seen this shit. There isn't a single white male child in the entire commercial. And he's a fucking little kike. Did you see his nose?

I can hear every single one of their voices.

This kikes been a kid longer than I've been alive. Does jewish tech keep him young or what?

>shriners

they even wear those funny hats youz guyz:
>islamic sword
>red for the blood of slain infidels
>fez (hat)
>fez, Morocco

give us your money normies

I loled.

Thank you, user.

What the fuck America?

I live next to one of their donkey farms, or maybe they're mules. I don't know why they have a donkey farm.

That's not happy expression, that's duress. I'd know, I've studied many pictures of emotions.

9000 hours in MS Paint

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gives me the creeps now that I know about the Shriners sex cage electricity shit.

Don't start making fun of the fucking rape polio victim you idiot. Go after the Shriners.

The Christmas version is even creepier.

The whole reason we hysterically demonize and terrorize innocent people for downloading pictures of 14 year old girls is to make this kind of child abuse seem normal, acceptable and somehow righteous.

This girl would kick all yalls asses

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kid doesn't drool one bit
maybe we should donate to the kennedy family
this kid seems fine unlike JOE BLOW

These kids remind me of those characters from Akira at the hospital.

I'm just gonna say something.

Some of the older girls they have on the commercials are cute.

Why haven't you bought my stupid pillow yet?

Soon he'll be legal

The main kid seems like a fucking asshole.

Because I've already got the best dildo in the whole wide world.

>Maybe if you become a parent you will understand and empathize with the kid/his parents.

yeah his parents have allowed the kid to be on FOXNEWS 100,000 times .... I can really relate to that and have empathy for them. The only person FOX promotes more than this kid is HILLARY.

Are those George Noory pillows any good?

They're sick kids you awful fuck. Even I get 5 bucks a month to Shriners to help these sad kids. Taxation is theft, thus the only form of public health care I support is via charity, which white people have been doing to help these kinds of societal dregs for forever because we possess empathy for others (which is both a boone and a curse). I feel awful for the generic backwash kids.

>doesnt have a mypillow

Do you take Gold for payment?

At least i have my waifu on a body pillow

Shiners, like all masonic orders are child finders for Blood Libel. All their charity organizations are money laundering services and tax shelters.

I tear up when the one get goes "mommy im walking!"

sick kids make me so sad

Sick kids, you fuck.

Makes you wonder what they do after commercial break.

no it's because it's fucking disgusting you degenerate

i see this fucking sack of shit every night on tucker. fuck him, that "kid" is like 43 years old

he's actually 44 but whatevs

They're actually really good. Too bad I haven't invested in enough gold and silver to afford anymore of them.

the little kike is shilling for shriner, fuck him

>watches advertisements by Children's Hospitals asking for donations to help sick kids
>can only think about pedophilia
seek immediate help

Seriously the best pillow I've ever had.

HEWWO I AM AUTOSEM PLEASE DONUT FIFTEY DOLERS FOW A REPUTATBLE CAWS AND WESEEV A BOODIFUW BWANKET

You know gold is a long term investment. For the short term, I like to be bullish on a refreshing Coca-Cola™

HEY! YOU'RE THAT GUY! THE MYPILLOW GUY!

how many pillows have you had?

twas da nite befow cwissmas
and all throo da halls
only won cweeture was stirring
and he wuz qwite small
THAT CWETURE WUZ ME

MEGAN!!

WE WUZ CWETURS N SHEET

>Battleships win the wars on the sea. Fleet in Being. Don't give me any of that flying fortress or carrier supremacy bull malarckey.

Oh fuck i laughed

MOOOR.

Kid looks different from seen on google and nfl

No Sup Forums in the comments yet?

they're freemasons
you don't want to mess with them

Post this at Sup Forums

fuck u guys just seeing these ads now? i remember watching these ads 2-3 years ago.

KEK. Seriously tho get that shit off my screen

Will Sup Forums donate to help this poor child?

Three before this of various types. Bought 4 my pillows because they comfy af.

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If its just masons doing the whole defy god thing by helping kids born physically retarded, then whats the issue.

Flip the hat symbol and its an upside down star with horns.

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Put some ???? around her head it'll be really good

>pizzagate symbolism

If you ever wondered why no one takes you serious it's because you're a tinfoil wearing retard.

They're actually pretty amazing it's like memory foam support but really springy

To be fair some of these kids really need a hand.

And some of them really need a foot.

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This right here, is what horrifies me about having children. Jesus christ, thats gotta be the single worst feeling in the world when your baby comes out a fucking mutant, and you're forced to put on a fake smile to the world and act as if it's a "blessing", the whole time thinking in the back of your head how just one simple pillow pressed down hard enough could end it all and return life back to normal.

cool. guess i"ll give em a try. i"ll let you know what i think of em

This, lol.

He sounds like Verne Troyer.

Nope not donating anymore that's legit my new phobia thanks

>thinks spirit cooking is weird
we all do it user. come on now

I feel bad for those kids because Shriners are a weird franchise of Masonic Satanism.

A U T I S M

>some of these kids really need a hand
>some of them really need a foot
they all need the gas