Embarrassing Stories

ITT: Embarrassing Stories about watching Hentai
>Be me
>Be 15 at the time
>Sit down with my iPhone in hand ready to rub one out
>Load up Newgrounds
>Raven Hentai got released today
>Get really excited, dick is now diamonds
>Start jerking it
>Sister walks in on me while I'm busting my nut
>Sister says wtf
>Mom comes over to my room wondering what the commotion was about
>Sees me slumped over my erection trying to hide my cum while the Raven Hentai continues to play in the background
>Start crying

I've never spoken to my mom or sister ever since that day. Also, smug anime girls are appreciated.

Cool blog, fuck off.

>Blog thread
Kill yourself.

My turn

>be me
>see garbage blog thread on Sup Forums
>decide to check em

404

Why are you so mean, I came to share a story and see smug anime girls.

Nice get faggot.

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TY A LOT~!
What does mrw mean?

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Fuck off and kill yourself, newfag cancer.

Why is everyone calling me a newfag? I just want smug anime girls and for everyone to share embarrassing stories! :C

ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>Watch Boku no Pico with bro
>We start sucking off each other's dicks half way through
>I cum first
>Stop sucking his cock and leave him blue balled so I can type captcha and report this shit thread

I don't see a rule against it.

>Be me
And blog shit.
Piss off.

Sup Forums is reaching Sup Forums level of useless mods.

>>>/global/rules/3
>>>/global/rules/6

This post doesn't break either of those rules.

it's shit outside of Sup Forums faggot.
sage.

>Off topic replies
>Low quality post
learn to read, newfag

Thanks for all the (you)'s faggots. See ya around.

Nice Sup Forums thread, OP.