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"Kiwi" is a cuck term invented by marxists. A kiwi bird is a flightless grub eating native chicken that is dying out. Being called "kiwis" is designed to disempower New Zealanders of our respective racial heritage. Regardless if one is of European or Moari descent the term 'kiwi' denies us of what our ancestors spent 1000's of years cultivating. It is designed to strip us of pride and degrade us. It is designed to imply that chinks and poos can integrate simply by calling themselves kiwis and making no lifestyle adjustments. I'm sure we have all experienced this, foreigners who cucks refer to as "first generation kiwis". This is the reason that cucked politicians, corporate advertisers and media hacks refer to us collectively as kiwis. This year is census year and I'd like to remind all New Zealanders to include their racial heritage. If you are of British decent, you aren't a kiwi, palangi or a pakeha (another cuckold term), you are a British-New Zealander and should take pride in that fact.

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God save the Queen!

We call you kiwi because most of you are little chinese fruits.

Third for our country is fucked.

Thanks for proving my point. Only cucks and foreigners would be proud to be referred to as "kiwis".

yeah it just sounds weird even when locals say it

why am i pink? ugh!

Any white European calling themselves a pakeha should self deport back to NSW Australia

wow you are so fucking autistic. No one thinks of a poo or chink when you say kiwi dude. maybe get out of auckland for once in your life

>why am i pink? ugh!
because your a pussy

In all seriousness it is cringeworthy and embarrassing, once proud New Zealanders prostrating themselves before the world as 'kiwis'.

BTW this is the next leader of the National Party. She is the finest specimen of 'kiwi' women.

sometimes i think a hard right party wouldn't be unwelcome here - esp. if we can Redpill the Maori on how loyal their ancestors were

(loyal to us)

The Conservatives had good policies and almost got 5% in 2014 and that was with Colin "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" Craig as leader. I definitely think there is space on the right to provide an alternative to the chink owned National and ACT brands.

a party with backbone and honour - is that too much to ask?

*steals ur recipe*

Keep it m8 it's shit tier anyway.

>When even the food in Australia will kill you.

At least with diabetes no snake can nip your foot.

lol the worst thing is that the locals think pies and fish and chips are a kiwi thing - their Anglo as in they are the Anglo fast food options

Oh god this, the amount of people who went insane when they visited the UK at finding chippies and reporting to everyone here like it was a minor miracle annoys me.

>can't even handle a little snake nibble
kek. Since when was NZ filled with pussies?

*hakas towards you*

Since they can survive in the wild without being eaten by Rabbits, Cane Toads and whatever fucked up wildlife you lot have.

The rightmost party is still leftwing :(

lol all of the the west except the Slavs; the Spanish and Austria.

Kiwi

Since always

>Thinks cane toads are dangerous.
Yep pussy

no infighting idiot

Fuck you pussy faggot come fight me cunt.

daddy says no

ill put my cock in both of you pussies.

Infighting?

Britain dad? e is too old to punish you also you should be big enough now to stand on your own.

Your ID is what needs to happen to NZ

how to we make the land of silver fern great again lads

I'd like to see you try faggot.

whiter than you Muhammad

by calling it new Albion - lol - we did it to new york

It's just a nickname. Relax.

>This year is census year and I'd like to remind all New Zealanders to include their racial heritage
its mandatory to say your ethnicity mate

The lion of Britain will Roar again and i'm not the only one to have foretold that

Give it to Australia

Nice try Chang.

ow

Ooh I am interested where does it say that?

Right next to the TV license.

It was going around and around in my head and rolling off my tongue, along with some other stuff about how essentially those who were triumphant about her suffering would be payed back in full, so i searched it online and found a group of Charismatic Christian prophets who used the same tagline

Cane toads are dangerous to the ecological harmony in which they abundantly live.

maori didn't have ancestors, they invaded a ""terra nullius""

My grandad got taken to court by the government for not paying his tv license
It ended up going all the way to the high court and ruled an illegal tax
Now no one has to pay

We just need the New Zealand Nazi Party back, and then we can fucking gas the chinks.

yeah i found that as well
lol tv license

nice

cuck

What happened to the potential chinese spy in the nats? Shit went so quiet. But dont worry you stupid fucks, heres some rugby.

lol no there were people here before the Maori dude - Maori probably wiped them out - not kidding they were white ginger and carried their babies like only we do - the first Maori chef told good old Capt. Cook about them also told Cook about how the land would be called Nu Tanui - the Maori equivalent of New Zealand

Forgive me for wanting you to rule again... /sarcasm
Unless you are a muslim in UK

I personally think they were Kon-Tiki

Shh you'll upset the treaty settlements if people find out Maoris ate the original inhabitants.

lol that's why is suppressed

Why does the NZ government allow chink spy ships to dock in NZ?

Wasn't "kiwi" popularized or nicknamed due to New Zealand's WW2 forces? Aren't you denying that heritage by denying "kiwi?"

I'm sure the giant seagull took care of it

That is horrifying.

>called Nu Tanui
Those fucking Waikato Horis back at it again

Kek

>New Zealand's WW2 forces?
it existed far before that

Tanui is a kenyan word..
So Maoris are niggers?

user doesn't know what he's on about, At the Caucus retreat at Tauranga over this weekend its virtual known that she is about to be knifed

Kiwi

I think he actually meant Tainui

desu part of the initial reason we rushed down here in the first place was to recruit them as marines for our fleet and to use them to breed superhumans with Maori strength and British spirit - like literally that what it says in official government documents

Daily reminder were a crypto kike settling ground

yeah srry

Oh Polynesian :/ boring

One island is, yeah

This country is being sold out to foreign scum

dub we nuke new NZ

roll again

roll

>Since when was NZ filled with pussies?
when the fucking aussies started invading

NZ is run by deep state pedos.
Who gives a shit what you are called, when your politicians rape your children when ever they like?

Remember John Key resigning the day after pedo gate broke.

Read media whores NZ

>implying mutts can even find us on a map
dub and fatty kim nukes your mums house

Sure blame us, but you guys have been pussies since you bailed on joining Australia as a state
Fucking ruined our constitution
Hell even one of your own near the top is afraid of cane toads...

>mfw I constantly get called an Australian by mutts because my flag looks similar
>American education fuck yeah

Once you are done with Trump in 7 years can we please borrow him burger bro?

found you

do you actually believe this?

you're getting memed on newfriend

Let's start by restoring trade relations between Britain and NZ. We need to move away from reliance on China and other Asian economies.

WE WUZ REALM N SHIEET

Nice proxy, skip.

>join a country full of criminals
>breed our own maori criminals
We went for the latter, fuck youse guys Darren

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pretty sure you're getting trudeau next

He is still there, name Joan Yang. Raymond Huo in Labour has also been exposed as a spy.

This. Fuck China.

No m8, they are actually that stupid. Sometimes it's a meme, but not often.

FUCK China

Britain's more cucked than we are. Are we sure we want to risk contaminating ourselves?

Not saying we should be aligning with the chinks either mind you.

I have literally never a heard another person refer to themselves as a kiwi IRL
its a super fucking retarded term and everyone who uses it unironically is a faggot

also anyone who uses the term pakeha need to be lynched

>Not saying we should be aligning with the chinks either mind you.
Wouldn't be a bad idea if they let us be an ethnostate

as well as all of the chink international students