Today, on class Sup Forums

Today, on class Sup Forums...

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SHIT I'M LATE TO AIR FORCE RANGER CLASS

These chairs...

>whole class is sitting the the back corner towards the window
Fucking stop it anons, I am the main character. You can tell by my oddly colored hair.

Have you heard the rumors about the after-school demon?

Hey guys I'm the new transfer student. I'm not actually relevant to the plot, and I go straight home after class watch anime and be alone every day.

This is my cute Servant for the Grail War!

Hello, I'm the new transfer student. I know it's not penis inspection day until next week, but since I'm an overachiever I figured I'd get it out of the way

**unzip**

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Hey guys.

Tomorrow, my imouto is transfering to our school.
Hope everyone treats her right!

I'M ANGRY
ANGRY AT ALL OF YOU

Some of you are alright. Don't come into class tomorrow

Hello. I'm your new teacher. I look forward to acting like a lazy bastard but then asspull my way to being a God in front of you thirsty whores.

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>class Sup Forums
>not cl/a/ss
Are you even trying?

My toast!

Hey Sup Forumsnon, wanna eat lunch together?

Hey user, do YOU know who killed my father?

N-no senpai, I've got secret stuff to do during lunch that totally isn't fighting magical aliens.

It's class Sup Forums as in, Class A, dummy.
"Today, on cl/a/ss" would just sound retarded.

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Teacher, there's a used cum doll on the floor

SENSEI! HOW

DOES

MY

D***

TASTE?

Hey, user! Have you decided what club you're gonna join?

The time for the student assembly...

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...got changed.

Guys, how do I ask out Satania? The few times I talked to her, she just acted really weird, and then her friend told me to stay away from her. The rest of the time, she just flat out ignores me.

Everyone! Homeroom starts now! Stand! Bow! Sit!

Tell her you'll give her 10 melon breads if you can stick your pOnOs in her vagOO

けいおん部 です!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD.
user WATCHES DUBS

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rude

Psst! user!

I forgot my textbook at home. Can I look at yours?

N-n-no... This is just a friendly prank, right g-guys??
Haha, you sure got me!

You owe me, faggot. Better not forget next time.

Teacher! The girl next to me won't stop raping me!

Thanks, user! I'm so glad I sit next to somebody so friendly.
... psst, hey, user. I also forgot my homework. Can I copy yours?

Little girls can't rape other little girls.

We are deciding what to do for the school festival

"We have a new student in class today."
Seriously. How many transfer students are we going to have this year?

How about a maid cafe?

Uh... Nyorooon~?

But maid uniforms are embarrassing!

Vote for haunted house with Bakeneko!

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But we'd look so cute together

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did i fix hanazawa?

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Oh... Well, I wasn't going to go anyway. I have important stuff to do like smoke on the rooftop and jack off.

Uh?... want something?
Sorry, I don't speak to background characters.

So this girl from the next class over keeps being mean to me, guys.
She keeps going after me during club practice, takes my clothes and returns them to me neatly, then she apologizes and brings me to a cafe afterwards.
What do I do?

>Jack off

But how user, girls don't have those things!

Beat up the inside of her womb with your penis.

Hey guys. Which part of the chocolate cornet is the head?

Shhhh, Tanaka is sleeping.

But last time we did it my onee-chan visited the cafe and kept grabbing my butt!

Girls can jack off too. And I'm not a little girl but a boy who looks like a 40 year old body builder.

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Hi I'm a new student in this class
Where do I sit?

OHOHO user-CHAN PLEASES OLD MEN FOR MONEY

On my dick.

But weren't you really excited for her to come?

WAKE UP ANIKI YOU'RE GONNA FAIL THE CLASS

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GODDAMNIT TANAKA JUST FUCK SHIRAISHI ALREADY

Bitch you're not even real. You can sit in my smartphone as my personal A.I. "assistant" though.

Today was fucking insane. Our usual first period teacher was missing so some dude in a lab coat calling himself "Houoin Kyouma" came in and started talking about Time Travel and "the Organisation". Made us all mix up some Dr Pepper in the chemistry labs for him to try. It was supposed to be a fucking English lesson

Then we had math with Christina-sensei and she just set us these brain teasers and played with her phone for an hour. I tried to ask her for help and she just smiled and said "You should be able to solve this". I hate this school, can't wait to transfer to Cromartie next semester.

What the fuck are you on about, weirdo.

Woah, finally some decent taste around here.

Doint it public is lewd though!

My parents are away forever we don't have to be in public.

TEACHER TEACHER, user BROUGHT MANGA TO CLASS

What manga?

TWO LADIES WERE KISSING ON THE COVER

YAMERO

Hey friend, I forgot to do today's assignment can I copy yours pleaseeeeeee~?

It had c-cunnies in it!

Next time do your own, baka.

Yuri earns user a public flogging.

KIISAMA! WE HEARD YOU'VE BEEN TALKING SHIT ON user'S WAIFU

Thanks a lot, you're a lifesaver. Say, if you ever need a favor or want to spend time alone together just call me

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TADAIMA~!

i know one of you keeps putting seafood in my shoe locker better fuck off my dad is a navy seal

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AH, TODEIZ SAPPAH IZU FISH! YOU RIKE-AH FISH?

EH? What's that you say? Your dad's a seal? Then he'd enjoy the fish!

The killing game begins now!
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HUH?! DO I ROOK RIKE A FISH?

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The fuck is this a reference too? It got too many replies to be anything other than a shit reference.

You are helpless, user.

Fuck off.

YES FISH ARE YOU A GAY?