The eternal question that has plagued philosopher's brains since the dawn of mankind

The eternal question that has plagued philosopher's brains since the dawn of mankind.

Nyamo or Yukari?

Yukari would be a better gf.
Nyamo would be a better mother of your children.

>being such a hag that you consider an arranged marriage
Nyamo on suicide watch.

Nyamo

I have never seen a good case for Yukari over Nyamo posted here.

Why is Tomo so shit? She ruined the whole episode.

Because there's literally no redeeming relationship qualities in Yukari except she might be a good lay.

Nyamo is literally perfect in every way.

She'd make a good one-night stand, and that's it.

Well they're both cakes, but Yukari would be my choice if I had to choose. I rather have Yomi.

Osaka.

Better in bed, definitely not wife material.
Tomo with Yomi in a threesome would be god tier.

She knows English so that's something but she'd be like a less messed up version of Misato.

Why not turn it into a polygamous relationship with Yukari acting as translator?

Kagura

What did drunk Nyamo tell the girls that night at the beach house?

An ideal threesome for me would be Tomo x Yukari or Yomi x nyamo

>an obnoxious cunt and a fatty
>god tier
"No."

I'm literally Yukari– intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.

But imagine the hate fuck and competitive components between Tomo x Yomi. Convincing Yomi to challenge Tomo to try and beat the cock just like the college exam thing, would just be the best.

>Energetic little slut and THICC with ZR
>not god tier
It's like you're a faggot or something.

>THICC
This is a polite word for fat. It's OK that you like fat girls. Just call them fat.

That would be great but there'd be a lot more banter in Tomo x Yukari especially if Tomo tries to get to Yukari's nerves by calling her an old hag constantly and says she can't please you as well as she does.

Well yeah that would work also.

do students always call girl teachers chan?

isn't that rude?

Which one have the best pussy game?

azumanga daioh would be better if tomo and yomi weren't in it

Yukari. Nyamo is more actual wife material but Yukari is a huge source of fun in the series.

Keep Yomi, replace Tomo with Kagura. Yomi can be Kagura's tsukkomi. Instant improvement.

There is none.

One's a slut. The other isn't.

The answer might surprise you.

Both of them are pretty slutty

Yomi a best

What sex is like

I think I'd get bored of Nyamo quicker, so Yukari
Nyamo has a great butt, and she gets dirty, but Yukari seems more fun, and I like Yukari's hair more.

Would Yukari allow a househusband? Something strikes me as her being the type who'd like one since I don't get the feeling she's into domestic chores and cooking much.

>I like Yukari's hair more
You sir are a man of good taste. I want to ruffle that hair when we are both cuddling exhausted.

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>Not wanting to ruffle Nyamo's hair

Yukari is both funnier and sexier.
And, for the record, Sakaki is the only character that shouldn't have been in the show.

Nyamo.

This is literally not even a question. Nyamo is pretty and nice and the ideal wife.

Yukari is a constant bitch

Yukari needs that good loving to make her less stressed out

Bitch will key your car

Nyamo for GF, Yukari for mai waifu.

Osaka for sexual goddess and overlord

Yukari is always best cake.

I love being able to see their ass from the front like this.

- fit body
- curves
- motherly breasts
- beauty
- pure sex

10/10 would bang

I have two words for you:
LOVE LETTER

She may have been wild in her youth but at least she matured

Nyamo has an excellent figure but I think Yukari has the better breasts. Don't really remember any specific scene that shows how great Nyamo's tits are.

the swimsuits seemed to have gotten sexier as the series went on

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I never really thought about it before but I think that might be the perfect threesome right there.

Damn straight, it would be absolute heaven.

Swim team, man.

The best

>Let's write the girl wildly out of character to the point where she doesn't even resemble herself thus eliminating the point entirely

Japanese porn is a mistake

It made a good porn

It's boring

remember when Chihiro was a thing

whatever happened to that

Nyamo and Yukari's bastard love child

i always wondered why she faded out of existence the first episode made her seem like she was a main part of the cast

It's not even a question. Yukari is not attractive whereas Nyamo is perfect.

Would the fact Nyamo is lewd as fuck in the bedroom make her more ideal or not?

No shit. You're supposed to be lewd in the bedroom.

Yukari would make for a good one-night-stand or possibly as a sexfriend, but not for a classical wife.

Maybe if you like an open relationship where you're prepared to do all the chores in the house. Then she might be a good partner for great banter and sex.

Yukari's the pure one, being into /ss/ and other signs of health.

>Yukari

I'd be face to face with literally a female version of me

>Overzealous Competitiveness
>Takes advantage of her friends
>Stingy but always quick to ask others for a loan
>Incredibly shit driver
>Rude and kind of stupid
>Still very sure of themselves

Still probably go with Yukari

Nyamo

Nyamo all the way.

Is that guy the gayest men on Earth?

What would a day with either of them be like if you where in a relationship with them?

It's perfectly in-character, you giant autistic lettuce.

Look what she does to the cats. All the time. Does she once seek consent from the cats? No, she charges up to them, tries to have her way with them, then they bite her and run away.

It doesn't even occur to her to maybe ask or something, or that she should not immediately leap in and do everything she wants to. She just sees an animal she wants to touch, and goes and does it.

The characterisation is perfect, and that's one of the great things about doijin porn.

Of course. If I go to lick Nyamo's armpits she'd probably enjoy it but if I try the same with Yukari she'd probably beat me up and yell at me.