so hows wagey today? get up on time? the commute wasn't too stressful I hope.
Me? I got up at a leisurely 10:30, made some scrambled egg, brown toast and orange juice and am now relaxing with a cup of tea while I decide what to do today, perhaps I'll expand my mind by reading great works of literature, or maybe a quick trip to the local beach for a swim in the ocean.
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>2018
>still doing physical wage cuck work
How do I become a neat? Who is going to pay all my bills?
i love these threads
This is not what I wanted to read this morning you neet.
I'm currently on the toilet shitting firey diarrhea which is going to make me late for work
complete beta neets, theres nothing more mandy than doing some physical exercise with your fellow men and getting paid for it in the meantime
Its 10:30 pm you stoned cunt
Men who do not work are not true men. You're weak and pathetic.
fucking this whole shit with just an internet connection you're set my man
nice boomer rhetoric you got there
can you hook me up with some buds
thats his point, when you aren't a manual labor wagecuck you can get up at any time of the day, even the night
Open your eyes and see you're the biggest slave of all
enjoy being poor, faggot?
>wagecuck NEET threads
I use to be a neet but now I'm a programmer.
>Live 15 minutes away from my employment so I walk to work and laugh at the city plebs stuck in traffic
>Flexible working hours so I choose when I want to walk into work.
> I choose to start early so I can go to the gym earlier in the evening.
> Get to work on a wide variety of apps and learn new skills. Sometimes it does get dull but most weeks it's interesting.
>Get paid an above average wage enabling me to build wealth so that I can provide for my own family if I choose to have one. But I also have money for hobbies and leasuire like fucking high end escorts.
The only way for me to beat this is to build my own app that generates one million dollar profits every year.
>t. ragey wagey
Life is simple: you do and then you die.
You will never build anything. You will never be a part of something. You are nothing. I pity you
Yeah this shit doesn't belong on Sup Forums
My Thursday,
5:20AM Awoke
6:30 At work
12:30PM Came Home
1:30 - 3:00 Gym
3:00 - 4:00 Quick Dip at beach then returned home
6:00 - 7:30 Study
9:30 - 10:00 Bedtime (read a book for a bit before I sleep)
It's called being effective with your time you lazy broke cunt.
you dont belong on Sup Forums
That's real climate! Fuck the snow! Lets ride to the beach!
Yet here I am posting gay pepes
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i guess the syria general is leaking again
Fuck yeah bro... the moneys good, but the real pleasure comes from physically working. Relaxing after a hard day is an A1 feeling. OP is probably a soy
reported for dole bludging, earn those work credits scum
I don't go to /sg/
Good luck ever getting a job then, dickhead. Here's your resume:
>Hey I'm user, I dropped out in year 10
>NEET from 2016-2018
>lmao
>effective
must be a proxy then, all real sandniggers go to syria general
you pay with neetbux obviosly
I know this is satire, but I might as well throw a bone
I don't understand why you would need--oh fuck it
Nigger
>Who is going to pay all my bills?
wagecucks
thats literally what they are on this world for
>mfw just got partial disability for a birth defect that put me in the hospital
>Boyfriend of 8 years also supporting me
>Richfag parents that feel mega guilty now
I'm set for life. The last 3 days have been me waking up and playing Stellaris until bed. I'll literally never lift more than 40lbs again and I get to sue if any future employer tried.
Last day at work today then starting a new job "working" from home. Fuck office culture, commutes and waking up early.
How did you transition from neet to programmer? Teach us sensei
>Boyfriend
which one of you takes it up the butt
I made apps and websites
>A NEET, a wagecuck and a Sup Forums janitor are at a funfair where they come across a shady looking man at a stall.
>He tells the NEET that if he buys a ticket and is able to last five minutes out back with the man's vicious rottweiler, he'll win a thousand dollars. The NEET is no fool though and declines the offer. He then watches his wagecuck friend buy a ticket, then vanish round back with the stall owner. After ten seconds or so he runs out screaming, with his clothes torn, covered in bite marks. The NEET and the wagecuck hastily leave the funfair.
>After a few days they haven't heard anything from their janny friend so decide to go back to the funfair to find out what happened to him. They come across the same stall owner and ask him if janny managed to complete the challenge, to which he tells them that sadly the he was torn to shreds by the rottweiler.
>The NEET laments that it simply wasn't worth it for a mere thousand dollars. The wagecuck is taken aback by this and says to the stall owner, "A thousand dollars?! You were only going to give me twenty bucks!" The man replies, "Well that's more than I offered the other guy - he did it for free!"
The federal government and straight taxpayers ;)
>not being self employed
Let's assume I want to learn programming, where should I go and what language should I learn?
outstanding
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t. unemployed on welfare
To learn programing you can use any language. The particular language depends on what you want to build. Then theres additional things you will need to learn such as how databases work.
You can start of with any book or online tutorials. You learn the basics of programing such as if statements, loops,arrays and objects.
After that just build small projects like a calculator and learn by actually programing. Each time you get better.
English
>tfw just worked my overnight shift at walmart in which 2 of those hours were spent working for free
The only way I can achieve NEETdom is when I finally kick the bucket as no one will be able to support me until then.
Going for a swim in winter.
I can see why you don't have a job.
>self employed
>not running your own business
self employment is self slavery. get a real business started to reach the strata of human achievement
I woke up around 9.15 and took my time eating breakfast, got to work in 15 minutes despite the 'apocalyptic' snowstorm. Now I'm almost done with today's work, and I'll have banked $500 for it. How much did you earn today?
swimming in cold water over time makes the penis an extra 4 inches
stay small cuck boi
>earning 500 a day
$85 in net wages
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>The American education system at work
Isn't it horrible the jew cant even give you a bit of slack for unpredictable bodily functions.
I woke up at 2:30 pm today...
Working on my own projects currently
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>beliving in round Earth
*$296
Cosy software eng job here
Well that's good and all in Australia but here in the great US of A we're about abolish neetbux and put all the nuggets to work the fields. Like a nationalist, working to better the country and as a socialist giving our fair share (of work). Can't wait for prices of everything on American made items to go down.
>The only way for me to beat this is to build my own app that generates one million dollar profits every year.
how much would you have to pay in taxes though?
i'm working on a mobile game myself. My end goal is to own a tech company...
I working for a snow plowing company, I get paid more when there's snow storms n shit but when there's nothing I just sit at home and collect cash.
feelsgoodman
>Cosy software eng job here
literally if this is true you dont need to have a boss or go to a job, you could do shit at home & earn more
what a Cucko SoreAss Rex
I have a couple of friends who constantly go full REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE on me because I'm currently a neet, it's funny how triggered the normies in their cuckshed get
>inb4 walloon
I'm purebred Flemish
>He pays for pussy.
>Working on my own projects
Remind me again user, what are those
>implying I'm not a contractor
I don't know what to tell you, bucko.
you'll stay the whole day browsing crap on Sup Forums and shilling here on how you are some kind of illuminated freak.
neet scum, btfo. get a job.
>moving the goalposts on me no matter what i say
what a dick
Sucks to be you
Wanking isn't really a project user
Wagecucks on suicide watch
Step 1: Spend ENTIRE CHILDHOOD in ((((public)))) school
Step 2: spend entire 20s in college going into major debt
Step 3: Hope to go mister goldstienberg gives you a precious piece of paper that will allow you to work for other jews
Step 4: Present your precious, expensive paper to the job jew.
>Sorry the position is only open for people of color, women, and transgender individuals
Well well well wagecuck, i guess you better put some lipstick on, and maybe a dress, don't forget a wig. Otherwise you're shitout of luck my man
u mad?
>triggered
Don't be mad, Gustavo. You are on Sup Forums too, in fact you are on Sup Forums in the very little free time you have left from work. This means that you choose to spend your little free time like this, shilling and looking crap.
So it must be good (:
But don't despair.
Someday death will depart your from your misery.
How does one start there own eBay business? Fed up of wage slavery and was thinking of buying old furniture, doing it up and selling it on..
Furniture is a retarded way to start. They take too much space to be stored. Start with small in volume items so that you can store them for free. Buy anything and keep investing.
But buy from China, not from cash & carrys
t. ebay business for 3 years in uk
As a small dick wageslave, I think I must head off to suicidewatch
Sorry, you can't. You'll be required to get a PapyPal business account, which you can, but then after a mere 50 customers or so, you'll have your account locked & money stolen.
eBay itself will also make you jump through about 50 hoops, and lets just say you pass all those, awwwww too bad, a massive seller undercut the fuck out of you
eBay is no longer for the people, its for major multi-million dollar businesses to sell their products
too bad
BIG
Fuck off pepe I just want to make money!
What do you buy and sell?
We all pay for pussy in one way or another.
How's it feel to be a loser peasant?
Literally absolutely everything. From flags to women's hair color creams to lighters to powerbanks and cases. Anything I see and I order it. Life's too short for planning and you can't foresee the future anyway. Just do it.
Been up since 4:30am feeding cattle. Im waiting on the vet right now to check up on some newborn calves. Thats all i have for the day so i may go trout fishing later.
He is the neet on the left, you are asking the wrong guy.
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just make a website and use it to sell your goods
and by that i mean buy a server and set it up, dont try any of those "website building" websites, you want to have total control over your store & how it looks
by some google advertising and other ad services to get the word out
theres tons of shop frameworks that are literally one-click install, so thats easy
just pick something thats popular right now
oh i know maybe you could sell a drug like kratom
buy in bulk cheap direct from source
resell in small bags at a markup
its perfect
there i did all the work for you brainlet
Can someone explain to me how to be a neet?
How do you not starve to death,how do you pay your bills? I am very confused
Build things. Tip: name your styles with JS in mind and comment the fuck out of your stuff like others will be looking at it working on it. I set up kid's old stuffed animals and we have mandatory diversity meetings and awkward company lunches that I ruin with anecdotes about niggers.
t. freelancer
one time i had sex with this chinese, and then about a week later my PC motherboard broke, and i told her i was upset, and said it was like a 4k PC (even though the motherboard would only cost a few 100 or so to replace)
anyway she gave me 4000 dollars (FOR FREE)
you can't explain that
C = Latin
C++ = Spanish
C# = English
Python = Mandarin
>there i did all the work for you brainlet
Shame kratom is illegal here. He might as well sell cocaine on the dark web. There are still some sites that sell it, but he's risking confiscation of gear and money.
>Relaxing after a hard day is an A1 feeling.
The only people who don't realize this have never worked. People with the worst back problems and health issues are the ones who never did any physical work. Even if your'e a NEET you should go outside and garden or something. Don't just be a sedentary cunt do something.
option a) pick a profession that can create assets/products (and can later generate automated sales, e.g. intellectual property) that you can sell and work hard until you don't have to work anymore (or just very little work)
option b) get on welfare (it sucks very badly, being dependent is a very bad feeling and you will be put under pressure alot by the state or your parents if you live at home, it's not a good way to be free, it's just a way not having to work)
