Sources: Intelligence Agencies to Recommend Charges Against President Trump
(CNN) - Sources now say Donald Trump’s name used to be McDonald Trump as he was the original McDonald and he would get secret messages in his McDoubles from a network of Ronald McDonald LARPers throughout the Midwest also known as the Smiley Face Killers.
Classified intelligence documents show that he used his network of spies to secure the Midwest popular vote and make sure Hillary didn’t win Wisconsin.
Certain sections of the Panama Papers and the Steele Dossier were left unpublished that proved Trump was planning to form a Trilateral Commission with Tim Hortons and Tepeмoк a Russian fast food establishment and Vladimir Putin’s main propaganda arm. It is now believed that this agencies goal was to spread the Blini Cat meme through U.S. social media sites like Facebook and Twitter during Bacone College’s 2015 student body election.
Multiple U.S. Intelligence Agencies are now recommending charges after discovering a Russian linked bank sent a payment of $6.66 to Trump Tower on Jared Kushner’s birthday. It is now believed that Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump were working in cahoots to cancel Black History Month and elect Kushner as the anti-Christ.
This information was published Wednesday on Gwyneth Paltrow’s blog Reikileaks.
Charles Perry
>CNN >Sources >(((Paltrow)))
Awesome bait faggot sage
Jaxson Ortiz
AHHHHH BUMP
Carson Barnes
link is broken OP
Wyatt Nelson
>McDoubles >LARP yeah no
Robert Adams
>"he will go to jail" says increasingly nervous ctr shill for the 10000th time in a rom
Eli Taylor
because it's fake
Noah Rogers
>CNN sources say I heard enough
Nolan Davis
no way! I totally believed the McDoubles story
Joshua Long
it'a an elaborate LARP. if it was true it'd be plastered all over the front page of cnn and it's not
Daniel Scott
DRUMPFFFF IS FINSIISHHHH
Carter Flores
It's a satire piece you retards
Jackson Wood
kek i didn't bother to read it tbqhfam
Ayden Torres
FUCKING BLUMPF I KNEW MCDONALDS WERE RUSSIAN SPYS!!!!!!
Nathaniel Torres
big if true
Owen Robinson
Either I'm retarded, or this is big.
Kayden Nelson
>spys >leaf not even surprised anymore
Gavin Wilson
Just read the first part of you want some hearty laughs
Its like someone held a completely unbelievable story infront of CNNs face as a troll and they posted it without checking because it was about Trump and Russia
Alexander Scott
>(((sources)))
Robert Cruz
>Link doesnt work Nah it wasnt, else it wouldnt have been removed
It was a troll CNN didnt recognize cause theyre sloppy
Brandon Thompson
10/10
Jack Ortiz
BROMP IS FINNISHED!!!
Tyler Campbell
>he doesn't trust Reikileaks
Lucas James
...
Jaxon Murphy
...
Ethan Kelly
>w-we're gonna stop you t.cia nigger
You and what army fags? There's like a few thousand of you with combat training at most.
You really think you can take on millions of nationalists? Not to mention those in military loyal to Trump?
Lucas Campbell
A billionaire, utilizing the dollar menu, no wonder he doesn't want to show his tax returns to Steven Colbert.
Benjamin Nelson
Just cuck my shit up
Dylan Wood
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Landon Thompson
Great Article OP Kek >Trump's name used to be McDonald Trump >payment of $6.66 >Cancel Black History Month
Landon Brown
The answer is yes
Nolan Richardson
>Sources
Camden Peterson
Absolutely nothing can happen while Republicans hold both houses. Period. He was actually right about the thing about shooting someone in broad daylight. He wouldn't be impeached even if he did that.
Cameron Perez
the funniest thing about this is at first i thought that the deepstate dems were pulling out one last hopeless stop and honestly believed this OP was real.
you got me, OP. 10/10
Zachary Fisher
BALTIC THREAD
Blake Morales
>Sources:
David Foster
>This information was published Wednesday on Gwyneth Paltrow’s blog Reikileaks.
Oliver Johnson
>he would get secret messages in his McDoubles from a network of Ronald McDonald LARPers throughout the Midwest also known as the Smiley Face Killers
actually made me laugh, good job faggot
Juan Harris
MCDOUBLES?? 2 PATTIES!?
BLUUUUUUUUMPFFFFF
Leo Barnes
>IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING TRUMP IS FINISHED!!!!!!!!
>10 replies
OP = fag
Bentley Smith
Fuck off you fucking boomer shill! Drumpf is going down!!!1! Impeach now! The BLUE WAVE starts today! #Hillary2020 #ResistOrangeFacists #BernForHer
Carson Lewis
>all these fags getting mad without actually reading the text
Good one, OP.
Hudson Moore
what has happened to Sup Forums? This is a max power retard thread
Luis Rogers
it was her turn >lol tears
Eli Young
>when your enemies don't even put effort in the bait anymore
John Nelson
>TRUMP IS FINISHED!111!!1!!ONE
Hmm, this is about the 11,349th time I've heard this. It MUUuuust be true this time!
Julian Phillips
I stopped reading at (CNN)
Adam Parker
cnn;dr
Charles Bennett
...
Landon Martinez
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Kevin Ortiz
>Smiley Face Killers
Elijah Butler
have a (TayTay) OP
Colton Peterson
I seriously can’t tell which is funnier... the post or the thread..
