'I've been flat-out raped': Amy Schumer discusses horrific personal experience as she reveals she was sexually...

>'I've been flat-out raped': Amy Schumer discusses horrific personal experience as she reveals she was sexually assaulted in a podcast with Katie Couric
>'I've been flat-out raped': Amy Schumer discusses horrific personal experience as she reveals she was sexually assaulted in a podcast with Katie Couric
good joke. everyone laugh. i mean she is a comedian.
that proves all of these sexual assault instances (mind you, only old non relevants (paul hagass? lol)/up and cum-ers) are fake
the media is pushing these as part of a democratic agenda, and it's shit, oh butt look, she has a cute dog so she couldn't possibly lie

this shit is faggot af butt funny because of it

Flat out rape is when you keep beating them until they stop struggling.

You think Matt Lauer ever smashed Couric.

LOL

nice ID btw, Op

exactly

o-oh okay. k-keep me posted Amy

Wait
Someone willingly touched amy shumer?

I find it hard to believe any Lib guy she hangs around was strong enough to hold her down and spread those big hooves of hers

She is 5'7" and easily 190 pounds with linebacker shoulders... holding her down would be quite a struggle

she does these things to get an insane amount of attention
this then translates to more fame, and more $$ from starring in movies, etc.

...

It never ceases to amaze me the mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance posters on this board go through to find a way to blame liberals for everything, much like how you do the same leaps to blame jews for everything wrong in your lives.

>5'7
my sides

Not really, with enough pain you can torture people into submission and make them compliant enough to leave their legs open.

Not touched, flat out raped.

My point here is if someone is flat out raped, everyone knows. It's not something that "comes out" after a time, it's a highly traumatic episode that everyone in your life would recognise.

Amy Schumer shall burn in hell for cheapening what rape means, as will all third wave feminists. Only hellfire can rectify this evil.

but why don't they prove it.
and why does it matter now after it was in the past. like... who gives a fuck about you're supposed owy, you're not being gassed or anything

I hate these soul thieves. It saddens me that normies are addicted to their bullshit.

Who the fuck would rape Amy Schumer

Roll snare drum.

>Amy Schumer shall burn in hell for cheapening

right, because >getting a dick thrusted in you without remorse is the same, until you're either unconscious and unable to speak is the same thing
you mean sjw's?

If I had to choose between Katie and Amy, I'd pick Katie.

Who the fuck would listen to a Katie Couric podcast?

god damn i want to nut inside amy

>Joke Steal Klepto Steals Actual Assault Victims Thunder


What a fucking surprise, I hate this fat little piglet snapperhead.

>"I've been flat-out raped."
No rape victim talks like this.

...

>"I've been flat-out raped."
>No police report
>No charges filed

Amy, on this doll show us where the Senator touched you.

>Muslims fuck goats
Who fucks pigs?

I can't believe she was sexually assaulted in a podcast with Katie Couric.

>someone was that desperate they settled for her

SHCVEEKY BREEKI

>she was sexually assaulted in a podcast with Katie Couric

This 'Katie Couric' person must be stopped before she rapes again.

Kek

I've heard she got a guy in college blind drunk and fucked him. But I guess its not rape when amy does it.

Thank you.
Madness that it took 27 replies to get here.

Why didn't she report it? She wants other women to be raped? What a piece of shit.

Another aging female celebrity whose career is over seeking attention without filing a police report. Shocking.

That poor man

She acts like someone that was rapped by their uncle

real survivors of flat out rape don't talk or think about it coherently for social justice points

>"i was raped in 2003"
>"it changed my life"
>"i didnt tell anyone"
>"i feel so empowered about #metoo"
>im a has-been and irrelevant
>"this is my story, hear me roar"

She thinks about it every time she masturbates

SHCVEEKY
You anons keeping it SHCVEEKY in here?
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>she was sexually assaulted in a podcast with Katie Couric
I knew Katie Couric was a perv.

I find truth in these words.
My ex hand a handsy uncle, and would act similarly quircky.
There's a reason she is an ex.

no one raped that pig.
Well maybe a nigger might have.
She just wants attention

>#LookAtMeToo

kek this is all feel good
get er out

Is the reason that she was willing to say anything to get attention and praise in the moment and avoid any possible responsibility for her actions? Perhaps even lying about having a handsy uncle? Because those chicks are a dime a dozen. Bonus points if she claimed to be conservative and not feminist tho

Doesn't this fat slut talk about wanting to fuck any man that she comes across?

I glad she knows how her sister feels now.

#TimesUp ain't nobody got time fo dat

she got raped by all the corndogs that got stuck in her colon and finally came out as a mass of rock-hard detritus

Was it a college republican named "Barry" who raped her?

>i want to be raped as i haven't been yet

Uncle Chuck, what are you doing?!

If a woman got raped by a dog, would they put down the dog?

kek

gas yourself nigger for posting a slide thread

>SAGED

/thread

>that thing on the left
Fucking hell.

How is a thread about the feminist witch hunt sliding? Please show your work.

who raped her? a blind man?

>fucking any of them
jesus christ, what the hell do rapists think. Even if someone paid me very well , I still wouldn't be able to do it. I'd maybe even agonize. New found respect for hookers. Or maybe not, since I have seen hookers refuse to fuck certain people in the past.

>The thought of fucking Amy Schumer

checked and kek'd. Considering the difference between her I.Q. and mine, it'd be beastiality at that point. She is what, 95 tops? 50 points of difference. What the hell does anyone thinking about doing it with her even think.

>she was sexually assaulted in a podcast with Katie Couric
oh my! Can I get a link to the audio?

I bet she got raped by Ben & Jerry.

flat out raped? is that different from raped or sort of raped or kind of raped?

You're such it's misogynist pig.
Pennies in vagina is rape no matter what

t. someone who's never been in a fight

by a black guy?

>It never ceases to amaze me the mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance

such as? examples of their contradictory beliefs please.

We need deth penalty for the crime of false accusation.
Not joking.

as gross and insane as she is i bet she has a really nice looking pussy.

>While the rape was traumatic I am at least thankful that the rapist couldn't find my vagina or anus and ended up raping one of my folds.

this, rape is rape, seems to me these harlots... er... sexual assault victims are mad about the idea of rape
kek, totally

Maybe if you pull back the fat, remove the yeast, crabs, and barnacles, then sure.

Just drop them off in Liberia

> ‘The Rape of Amy Schumer’. MMXVIII - Colorized

Whoever did it must have been drunk or severely retarded

literally and unironically as pretty as taytay you bigot