Brit/pol/: Tench Fisherman Edition

Fish of the Day.
The tench or doctor fish (Tinca tinca) is a fresh- and brackish-water fish of the cyprinid family found throughout Eurasia from Western Europe including the British Isles east into Asia as far as the Ob and Yenisei Rivers.

Fucking huge carp seen in some lake in Cornwall.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42153263

>Have you spent the thousands and thousands of pounds to show off to the other men around the fishing lake?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5436754345

>What carp is the best carp? Should we start deporting Grass Carp?
www.independent.co.uk/sport/grass-carp-the-demon-in-our-lakes

>Are Carp more intelligent than football fans? Cyprinid F.C faces off against Norf F.C.
www.totalcarp.co.uk/the-battle-of-the-century

>Are coarse anglers poofs? We challenge the roach fishers to a battle with a real meaty carp.
www.Anglers.com/en-gb/Meatiest-carps

>Is your personal best shite? Why haven't you caught a 50lb mirror yet you cunt?
www.totalcarp.co.uk/buy-more-fishing-shite

>Britain is absolutely in love with carp. Other fish declared "Sub-Piscine"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432

>Polish caught stealing carp from local fisheries to be sentenced to death.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456

>The latest fishing rod made from carbon hydrosilicum titanium-elasticide carbide hits the market. Is it the flashest piece of kit yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-9643356

>Sea Fishermen are absolute cunts. How to stop these fish kissing fuckers away from you freshwater pools.
www.fishing.co.uk/how-to-spot-a-sea-angler

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chuck

Why is britpol so slow?

It seems to just die off suddenly at around this time.

probably because it's nearly 1am

Goalposters will be asleep then.

you mean pube. He’s probably crying because he has no friends

test

Show us your bum.

tempted to just to get you to stop asking desu

Please. I will love you forever.

>tfw unbanned
Did anyone watch Question Time? I fell asleep and missed it

It was quite average.

Hope Joe Owens razor-blades his way onto Liverpool City Council. We should memmie him into Town Hall.

Hulloooo! Yes, "Queen Elizabeth, is a spy" - that's right! Because you see Elizabeth II, I'm onto you now. I've cracked your modus opperendai. You're not the real deal; you're a phoney - a fraud! Probably working for arr ennemees, Hopenothatenicklowlesgerrygablesearchlightmagazine, and the big boys at MI5. I'll leave a link below. But that's another video in of itself. Ok thankyou.

Bit disappointing he's stopped doing videos for a while.

our lad tommy confronts muslim who threatened to kills his kids....

apparently a certain scum bag ALI DAWAH had been brainwashing him

youtube.com/watch?v=H7QcDq2Mq7A

>our lad tommy
Shalom.

>everyone who doesn't browse Sup Forums and know about the JQ is a jewish plant

neck yourself lad

Piss off Mossad.

my desire for validation wrestles with my fear of embarrassment.

I would post Joe's good sensible advice about judging them by their actions, but he's taken down his videos.

>fear of embarrassment.

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>ridicule is nothing to be scared of

I haven’t taken any new ones in a while desu.

You have an excuse now.

>158873252
probably because even the people from your shitty freedom hating island dont care about it.

n-no

Go on. You want to really.

I kind of do kek. It doesn’t help anything though and i’d just be wasting my time to amuse others.

>wasting my time
I don't think it's a waste.

where's the pattable mick?

BASTE ZIONIST TOMMEH

E E EDL E E EDL

KEEP SAINT GEEEEORGE IN MAI ART KEEEP ME ENGLISH

ehhh I feel panicky just thinking about it

Gone. We're in Brit/pol/ poof hour now.
Leave now or you'll end up gay like some of the anons in here.

Probably asleep. It's nearly 2 in the morning.

Face your fears.

I'm not a fag I genuinely enjoy giving head pats

makes sense

>you'll end up gay

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He’s just went to sleep

A-and what do I get out of this deal?

I always get nervous handling Tench, it's like holding a slippery puppy.

My admiration and the feeling of strength from doing something that scares you.

They're beautiful perfect fish. I love their colour.

m-maybe another time

I hope so.

There is no fish like a Tench.

ahh yes, it makes total sense you'd pipe up

You should get discord ;).

And what would that get me?
More teases?

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BRUV YOU NEED MENTAL HELP BRUV

SHARAHAH LAW HAS NO PLACE IN BRITAIN, WE TREAT OUR GAYS AND WOMEN LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS

I'M NOT RACIST MY COUSIN IS MARRIED TO A BLACK GUY. MULTICULTURALISM HASN'T FAILED ISLAM HAS FAILED

ZIONIST FOR LIFE

PROBABLY REEEEEEEEE

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>The Financial Times reports the EU is threatening sanctions to prevent the UK from undercutting the continent's economy after Brexit. The measures show the bloc wants "unprecedented safeguards" to counter the risk of Britain slashing taxes or relaxing regulation

Europe will officially birth 3 world wars in just over 100 years... what a time to be alive.

>Cyrstal Palace owners confirm they won't be getting rid of pre-game cheerleaders

Based as fuck

A nation of cucks

Why can't any group that is vaguely rightwing stop cucking?

Just look at those disgusting British faces.

Revolting.

>cheerleaders

How deep has the Americancer set in and do we have absolutely any hope left of repelling it before it completely consumes the last of British culture?

You don't want to MBGA in the style of Trump?

THE LEFT ARE THE REAL RACISTS

be serious lad look at that cutie with red hair on the left phwwoarrrr

I think they're the only club in the PL that does it.

Kind of makes them unique in a way, I don't mind it. Plus it pisses off the "progressives".

>Plus it pisses off the "progressives".

Well that's what really matters isn't it?
That's how you know you're winning.

Life as a zero sum game. Very sad.

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thoughts lads?

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>going to thailand and not shagging a ladyboy is like going to fucking turkey and not eating a fucking kebab

I'm not sure. What if you're a vegan?

I've been living in the UK for 6 years. And now I'm on jury duty spending my days with actual chavs.
They're aweful. WTF Britain? I never knew this side of you.

Here's the social ranking in the UK according to me:
-Normal Brits
-USA/Canada/AUS/NZ immigrants
-Western EU immigrants (incl. poles)
-All other immigrants
-Muslims
-Chavs

I have to live and am surrounded by these animals, day in, day out. They are always aggressive and almost always looking for a fight, they will harass and intimidate you in groups but are cowards alone. They do vast amounts of drugs and have litters of snarling, evil little hyena children.
They worship football religiously.

joie de vivre

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To add on to your point, there's at least one chav single mother on each estate known as the town bike because she's got at least 4 kids all with different dads and it's very rare you'll see a chav family consisting of mother and father. These scum usually take handouts from the state because they are too lazy to work and let their kids run loose on the streets damaging others property, and this is all before they've reached the age of 10. When you confront the parent/s their usual response is to screech "doant ava go at mah kids dey onli playin!"

I wish it were legal to hunt the fuckers sometimes.

>evil little hyena children
I always get bullied by little chavs throwing rocks at me wherever I go.
My mother grew up in Canada and she said the children were really sweet there, and that British children were horrible in comparison.

tell me more about that carp

One more point to add now that I'm on a rant;

Most of them hate any sort of authority and have an opinion of "fuk da police". Yet they are the first to go running to the police when they've been wronged or someone rightfully gives them a smack

Used to have a group of them throwing rocks at my car at one point. Bastards

>Yet they are the first to go running to the police when they've been wronged or someone rightfully gives them a smack
I have to disagree here. I've been exceedingly close to the chav dominion all my life and in all my time not once have I heard of a single chav going to the police. I've seen them stab one another, shoot one another, stomp on one another, I saw one lad get killed by a car. All to settle scores. Yet I've never, ever, seen one go to the bobbies.

Fucking hell where do you live?

would you kindly explain the goalposting meme

>GGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

no idea mate

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Bestshire.

Down in Kent here. Sounds like most of the chavs around here are pussies compared to the lot you've been around

trump your enthusiasm

GIB HEADPAT LOvING MICK NOW

Aye, I do know the type you're on about though as I've encountered them before. Talk a big game, happy to damage your property but will piss their pants as soon as you raise a hand. I don't consider them chavs.

curb your trump (it was her turn)

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Nothing wrong with Mubeke putting one in the back of the net

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Jewnigger slide thread, but if I knew my country would become Bangladesh West, I'd probably give up and go fishing.

We always have a choice
Or at least I think we do
We can always use our voice
I thought this to be true
We can live in fear
Extend our selves to love
We can fall below
Or lift our selves above

>Jewnigger slide thread

/ptg/

Going through another bout of insomnia. Sleeping about two hours a night for the last month. It's frankly a bit shit.

I find that to be cheesy, who wrote it? Henley set the bar far too high to ever be beaten when it comes to poetry in the vein of not giving up.

>Out of the night that covers me,
> Black as the pit from pole to pole,
>I thank whatever gods may be
> For my unconquerable soul.
>
>In the fell clutch of circumstance
> I have not winced nor cried aloud.
>Under the bludgeonings of chance
> My head is bloody, but unbowed.
>
>Beyond this place of wrath and tears
> Looms but the Horror of the shade,
>And yet the menace of the years
> Finds and shall find me unafraid.
>
>It matters not how strait the gate,
> How charged with punishments the scroll,
>I am the master of my fate,
> I am the captain of my soul.

it's a song

That voice, sounds like Lily Allen mixed with Grimes. Never heard this before but I enjoy it.

anyone seen hankuks app?

saw it on the news
recipe for disaster imo

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