Why can't black people swim?

Why can't black people swim?

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>my partner in crime
The memes write themselves

They are used to having giant boats take them everywhere

Swimming requires self-awareness

this is unironically true

pure black people on average do not have the best legs for swimming as white people the best swimmers

their legs are suited for straight sprints

the bone is curved or something

mutts fall between being decent at both

tldr race bonuses kinda exist just like a rpg

kek

Any one want to join me in spamming his Twitter with "niggers can't swim" jokes?

Don't whites and asians have greater lung capacity too? Making them more buoyant?

My guess is that it requires sustained fine motor movement. The basics of swimming are a matter of finesse rather speed or explosiveness.

CDC says it's a cycle of fear

the universe is an RPG my boy

Asian here. Literally can't keep myself at the bottom of the pool.

I hope he's next.

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add another one to the trump curse

Trump curse...

>Trump curse

she fell for the fake news that niggers can swim

you have to be retarded and not conscious to drown in a calm body of water, even if you dont know how to swim, pure instinct and common sense should keep you alive

but...since people are retards, they panic and drown

:DDDDD

>TRUMP CURSE
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>C
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That’s because shit floats.

The Trump curse strikes again!

And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust

I hate the guy but damn that really does suck for him.

yeah
no father, no swimming lessons

gotta give them a reason to learn

This.

Even I do absolutely nothing, I can still float literally just with my head, or at least lying on my back in the water.

Holy fuck, literal Darwinism.

Definitely can relate haha. I had to fill my shorts with rocks as a kid if i wanted to sink.

why, he didnt drown, those types of people dont give a fuck about family, i bet he will be over it tomorrow

no time to mourn your sister when DRUMPF is out there on the loose

latest casualty of the Trump curse.

The Lord God Almighty is really on Trump's side no doubt!

Science.
They have high belly buttons. Your belly button shows where your center of gravity is.
High belly button = good at running, but no balance while swimming.
Google Africans swimming, they have to thrash like crazy to keep their front end and back end equal hights in the water.

Whites have a low belly button which means whites are better at swimming and faster swimmers, but are not as fast as blacks when it comes to running.

Niggs just adapted to specialize in stealing and running off with shit.

>Trump curse

It's just a shame he didn't drown with her.

No mercy. He is a shitbag.

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Trump curse

Is trump curse the new meme?

it's muscle density tbqh, i'm sure fat as fuck black people can swim for short distances just fine

>accidentally drowned
As opposed to what, suicide by drowning?

Jokes aside if you are 58 and you drown? That sucks.

>(((accidental))) drowning

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It isn't a meme, it's a fact of life.

Talk shit about Trump, suffer misfortune.

White people can't dance? Niggers can't swim.

swimming is simply "not dying". whites are uncommonly rational in stressful times compared to just about any other race. blacks flip the fuck out and drown

When life gives you Lemons, bob for them.

>Why can't black people swim?
Their bones are 20% more dense than the bones of other races.

Literally a different species.

>this is what you get, when you messssss with us

>sup bro, i have information regarding hil-
>*drowns*

Reminds me of my football days. The black running backs were definitely fast, but they lost balance after taking a hit and fumbled like crazy. Whites were slow, but could take a hit and deflect it while keeping balance.

Trump curse strikes again

Master race

Ever notice the way at the zoo they have water filled moats around the ape enclosures? Thats why.

That hashtag, kek

>Keep my family in your prayers
That implies this traitor fag believes in God... The implications are unsettling.

exhale, then enjoy a tea party at the deep end for thirty seconds. everyone, and i mean everyone, sinks if they exhale

actually sounds like a plan

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she got 404'd

had one of those as a kid. it was awesome

>black
>partner in crime
Is that racist even if he's a faggot?

Someone with the flu should cough in his face

The second post is amazing.

Whites - We Wuz Atlanteans?

W E W
E
W

Fixed it.

they cannot into water. dunno why but must be some cellular memory of being thrown overboard on slave ships. i was adopted and have some amount of nigger blood in me. ancestry dna test will tell me in six to eight weeks. anyway, my adopted bro is half a jew and he likes to ask me, "why can't sixty percent of your people swim?" i answered, "why do 100% of your people not like being cooked in ovens?" we laugh.

Nigger

how would they have genetic memory if they were thrown overboard? are you nig?

Nice bait. 6/10 for effort.

This. Literally all you have to do is relax, lay back and fill your lungs.
>all you have to do is relax
> relax
Was she swimming around other blacks? That would explain everything.

Pools closed, niggers. Due to aids.

gawd, i wish it was bait. i do not like the idea of being niggrish.

ikr?

i am flailing for an answer

There's a bit of truth to this post. In high school, I used to teach little kids to swim. Usually, about half of the smallest kids -- ages 3 to 5, or so -- were afraid to put their faces in the water, so I'd have to spend a few weeks getting them past that fear. Virtually every black kid I taught was afraid to put his/her face into the water. Everyone knew this and spent a lot of time getting black kids up to speed.

Having said that, one of the fastest high school kids I taught was a black boy.

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Was it a real drowning? Or an Illuminati offering?

If you don't teach your children to swim you are a bad parent. Swimming is life or death shit and it's fucking easy to do. If you can't swim enough to teach your kid to swim you need to both take lessons. I've one life in my entire life and it was black guy who couldn't swim despite being an adult. He fell off a dock and nobody even noticed because he went straight under water. The only reason I even saw him was because I saw his fingertips coming out of the top of the water making tons of ripples. Having to take swimming lessons is a lot less embarrassing than having to be rescued from drowning as an adult. I'm going to start a nigger swimming class and get grants from the feds.

Are Asians or whites better swimmers. I really dk but Asians btfo whites in Olympic swimming competitions.
(Chinese training facilities are a meme, white athletes do the same 16 hrs a day under the 'practice makes perfect' guise.)

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this could be one of my relatives.

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>make pools
>make them whites only for a decades
>"why cant black americans swim!"

>The memes write themselves
Another example of meme magic being real. He looks like that meme, just without the hair.

>lose weight
>on POF
>get some girl wanting dinner
>shes black but she has a job and seems friendly
>texting every day, liking her, maybe all blacks aren't the same
>tell her I'm waiting for marriage
>she says she has herpes so I might as well dump her now

>There will never be another good Elder Scrolls game.

>A trans Argonian is going to spread Nord boi pussy while human slaves toil away in a mine while a wagon of Redguards speeds by firing arrows into the local slave huts screaming MUH DICK!

What is this 15 months shit? It’s a year and 3 months nig.

>my baby is 3847472881 months old.

No you worthless suburbanite cum dumpster. Your little fuck trophy isn’t 23 months old, the little bastart is almost 2 years old.

Asians only won 3 golds in swimming in 2016. I mean I agree they are good swimmers but they didn't clean up like you are acting. China won a gold, Japan won a gold and Singapore won a gold. White nations brought home 12 (13 if you counts Kazakhstan which are pretty much happas). America alone brought in 8 golds all white boys.

A person died your sick fucks
Look at her, she left behind children and family
That's a person
Not a joke, and not politics

haHAA im so cool XDD look guys im fighting on hate on the internet
yea im a undercover agent on this nazi website
like we even come up with tactics like this new one, which we are trying to push a new meme to the site so we can subvert them XDDDDD
BLACK LIVES MATTER XDDDD

Who cares. Black tranny drowned, I call that a win.

is water dare i say /ourelement/ along with gas?

Why can they still not swim

Well this time it is actually a case of 'white privelage'

If youre white in america, you or one of your friends has a personal pool and you just learn.

Non white privelage reasons
>blacks are shorter (height is bouyancy think canoe vs square raft)
>density of blacks is higher
>holding breath due to heart anatomy is not as easy for blacks.

>Be alive for more than half a century
>Still can't fucking swim

Niggers everyone.

that has to be a fake picture, someone shopped Don lemon's face onto her body

ADD IT TO THE IMAGE

This trump curse is fucking ridiculous.

lol niggers deserve to die.
hope her children and family starve.

The "[>12 -- 32] months old shit always made me cringe, I see I'm not alone lol

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