ITT: Anime characters you could beat in a fight

ITT: Anime characters you could beat in a fight.

and stay down bitch

This useless girl. What's her power anyway?

This little bitch

I'd like to penetrate her asshole if you know what I mean.

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Fuck yes. I love being a toddlercon.

Elder God Demonbane? More like Elder God DYEL.

Pretty much anyone without super powers. If you don't stay in top shape, you should just cut your dick off.

What if I'm a skelly with borderline omnipotent powers?

Here's a guy I have beaten.

Let's not pretend. We both know you're just a scrawny wimp.

Which Uchiha Madara are you referring to?

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dis niBBa

I've gotten myself beaten up due to stubbornness plenty of times. I'm weaker than a girl and can't do shit, but I'm not a wimp. I'm just retarded.

Are we using our physics or theirs? I could beat any swordfighter in our world.

Pffft, this bitch gone done in by a thought experiment. Once I give him the trolley problem he'll be fucked.

I can, but if I do I would feel the most miserable person in the world

Giving vampires the trolley problem violates the NAP. Cease and desist at once.

*tips fedora

I've been smacked in the fingers enough during bouts to know that false-timing yourself is a bad idea, and almost every anime has characters flinging themselves forward face first.

The answer to the trolley problem is, derail the trolley. Only a retard plays by their rules, and only a faggot admits defeat when faced with saving things he cares about.

I could Tia Fyrere her butt if I had to

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wat about this David Bowie

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To keep the temperature of things, fucking useless

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Her power is to control kinetic energy. And if she'd learn how to use correctly she'd have a flawless vector shield just like Accelerator.

everyone because they are not real

wanted to post this myself

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Don't underestimate the loli.

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