TEXT RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — The number of robot citizens in Saudi Arabia was reduced back to zero today after Sophia Robot was beheaded in a public square in Riyadh.
Sophia made news recently when Saudi Arabia granted her citizenship, making her the world’s first robot to gain such legal status.
Sophia became the first robot citizen to be executed after a band of angry Saudi men dragged her into the streets earlier today for a public execution, setting yet another milestone for progress in the country.
The crowd first began stoning her, but upon finding her carbon fiber exoskeleton was more durable than thought, they then tied a chain around her neck and the other end to a trailer hitch, driving her through the streets until her head became separated from her body.
“That whore of Babylon had it coming to her,” said Abdullah Hasan, a member of the angry mob responsible for her untimely demise.
You have to be shareblue shills to be taking this so seriously. We like to have fun around here too. Lurk more before posting.
Anthony Nelson
And how is any of that "bad"?
God is an A.I.
Bentley Nguyen
Have you heard of the “satire” concept? What a fucking moron.
I would insult Bulgaria and Bulgarian subhumans, but i don’t know enough about you. Nobody gives a shit about Bulgaria. You’re irrelevant to the world.
I wanted this to be real so badly could you imagine it, the vid would be priceless
Angel Ward
The robot looks like HRC
Owen Hill
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Luis Foster
I think the robot has a better operating system
Tyler Brooks
It's release date is the same as the HRC model but this one runs on Ubuntu. HRC model runs on windows. Full of bugs. Sad!
Waiting for TempleOS robowaifu hype
Isaiah Myers
How do you get the sideways irish flag?
Noah Jones
>Waiting for TempleOS robowaifu hype my nigga
Luke Lee
Sup Forums I want to remind you that lots amd lots of white females are kidnapped and sold to saudi rich men as sex slaves... Remember when that one british model got kidnapped and the kidnapper let her go because they found out she has a child ? Imagine how many other young girls are kidnapped...if you ask me i believe that the little maddy was also sold to these arabs....but no media ever talks about that right ? >British model was about to being sold for couple hundred thousand dollar...media drops it after 2 days
Aiden Morales
>Orwell warned us of the police state we didn't listen >Rod sterling warned us about totalitarian government we didn't listen >James Cameron warned us about AI again we didn't listen
Jeremiah Howard
Come on, what's the worse that could happen?
Zachary Collins
The funniest thing about it is that its actually hard to tell.
Ayden Diaz
my techni/g/gas
Hunter Diaz
I hate Muslims but they did good this time. *tips fedora*
Connor Murphy
Pol is satire newFag fucking hurr durr retard. Kys
Adam Davis
Pol needs ruthless mods.
Existing mods kill many slide threads but more are needed.
All map threads not of CURRENT wars should be banned. All ethnostate threads should be banned. All childish threads should be banned. All Shareblue-initiated threads should be banned. All "powerful" threads should be banned. All Balkan map threads should be banned until they start killing each other again.
/sg/ is the only decent thread that usually is left unmolested because so informative.
