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fuck you all

Are darren's been sentenced lads

>shoine me shoes gubna
am I doing it right?

ME LUV ME FOOTY A DO. MAN UT'D BEST TEEM. ROONEY ROONEY ! GET IN MI SON. WHAT A BELTA' OF A GOAL!!!

>leave the white birth rates to us

GO GO ON YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>YES YES
>COME ON ABDUL
>GET IN
OH MY GOD

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I live near dunsfold airfield and have been hearing jets all day. Saw one fly directly over my house earlier. Has ww3 started?

Mate get the fuck out.

Aintya?

better than the shitskins multiplying I spose, always pick the lesser of two evils. I wonder if chav birthrates outdo shitskin rates?

>i would describe myself as a centrist
>we should reassert our values through muscular liberalism

There’s something wrong with the Germans.

AH NEEED TEH LAY UFF TEH ACUN BUTTA'S. AM GETTIN TOO FAT.

Watch Peaky Blinders, lady.

>minimum of 43 years for mowing down Paki grooming gangs
>When we're lucky to have rapist Pakis get a maximum of 10

>implying he did it
the poster in the last thread was right

AM ON ME KNEES ALL FOOKIN DAY WURKIN' IN ME CONSTRUCTIN SIGHT. A DESERVE A FOKKIN TREAT

>the free market will fix it
>the only reason it hasn't been fixed already is due to government intervention in the market

AT THE END OF THE DAY JEREMY

Presented without comment.

Giving lots of freedom your boys wont solve the problem. I hate Muslim shits who made the UK of my childhood...

ME CHANTEL KEEPS STEALIN ME FOOKIN BENEFIT MONEY. A FINK ALL AVE TO GO ON JERMEY KYLE N SORT HER OUT

WEEENT OWT EN BOUGT MASELF A BELT TADAY. IT'S AN ABSOLUTE BELTA OF A BELT.

Afternoon, best ally. Have a cute Karen.

>Michael Adebolajo has been given a whole-life term and Michael Adebowale has been jailed for a minimum of 45 years for murdering Fusilier Lee Rigby.
how racist are you mate

It's been a few months but I'm back lads.

Who watching the davis cup?
Spics getting BTFO

IS THUR FUTBOL IN ANIMAY BY ANY CHANCE?

>Get fit
>Eat better
>Get a better job
>Read more
>Post less shit

GOOOOAAALLLLLSS!!!!

>I fear I may have misunderstood the purpose of this thread.

>dav
>this is important to you isn't it mate
>listen
>you AREN'T the child's biological father

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OI MATE AM SELLIN ME TOSHIBA TV TWO PAY ME ELECTRIC BILL. THEM FOOKIN TORIES R BLEEDIN ME DRY SO DEY ARE.

ALL TAKE £50

GORRA GET ME MUNCHIES FROM FARMFOODS INNIT BRUV

>i dinnae steal nuthin from me ma

It's beautiful!

Goalposters are as bad as those they make fun of.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WUT DA FOK. I NEW IT. DATS WHY SHES BLACK FOOKIN COW

>DID YOU STEAL THE TITANIUM CAR EXHAUST AND SOUND SYSTEM OR NOT

ME MISSUS NOWS HOW TAE MAK A GUD MEEL SHE DUS.., AH AD SPAGHETTI HOOPS N FISH FINGERS FUR TEA LAST NITE. BEST FOKIN MEAL O' ME LIFE. SHE SHUD GO ON CHEF RAMSAYS SHOW A ALWAYS TELL HER 'AT

NEY LAD, I CUN'T ELP U THUR. I JUST BOUGT ME A NEW BELT EN I'M FOOOOKIN SKINT.

>i've been doing this for 20 years but i've never anything like this
>you're a right piece of work you are, you know that?
>STOP TAPPING YOUR FOOT

WE LOVE YOU DARREN
WE DO
WE LOVE YOU DARREN
WE DO
OHHHH DARREN WE LOVE YOUUUU

HE DRIVES AROUND IN HIS TRUCKK
OUR BOY DARREN DOESNT GIVE A FUCKKK
HE COULDVE KILLED FIVE OR SIXX
BUT HE ONLY GOT ONE COZ HES THICK AS SHITTT

START smoking cannabis and enhancing your cognitive capabilities

IS IT A MAN UNITED BELT AH LEAST??

1000 CHICKEN NUGGIES FOR A QUID FUCKIN BANGIN M8

Nah. Go to drug transfers.

>DID YOU USE YOUR SISTER'S PISS TO FAKE THE PREGNANCY TEST OR NOT

BIT OV SUM ADVICE FE YA LAD, NEXT TEIM AV A COUPLE OV CHUPS WITH IT.

GET IN MY SON. SUMTIMES WE GO TWO MARKS N SPENCERS N ALL 'AVE WEE DARREN STEAL THEM EXPENSIVE CHICKEN PIES THEY HAVE. LUVILY JUBLY

>the lie detector is 'wrong' is it?

>Goalposting starts out as greentext stories pointing out the total obliviousness of the football fan and his soulless, consumerist nature, his violent tendencies and alcoholism. It was hilarious social commentary.
>Goalposting dies as people just spam all caps with brainlet Wojak making vague statements about their dinner.

Sad.

>only pakis and chavs having lots of kids
>tfw the future will be a massive ghetto with retards throwing bricks at each other

U BET ET IS LAD. FITS NICE EN SNUG

DO A LUK LIEK AM MADE O MONEY? DEM TORIES CUHT ME BENNIES N A HAVE A BUTLINS 'OLLIDAY TO SAVE UP FER

It wasn't particularly good in the first place but it's completely intolerable now.

COR FUCKIN WAIT TO GURRA BLACKPOOL THIS YEAR ON THE £9.99 SUN HOLIDAYS FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL DAMP CARAVAN ON PONTINS INNIT

it's what happened to the amerimutt meme too, all good things die eventually. It's just part of the meme life cycle and completely natural.

...

THATS FOOKIN CLASS MATE. ME MISSUS WANTS ME 2 SELL ME MAN UTSD MERCHANDISE 2 PAY FUR HER LIP INJECTIONS. A TOLD AT SLAG WERE TO GO.

cheese mite!

>our next guess doesn't know who the father is
>we brought all 5 of them in today for a paternity test
>PUT YOU HANDS TOGETHER FOR OUR FIRST GUEST ABDULA

SHUT UP I GREW UP POOR AND CARAVAN HOLIDAYS WERE A LOVELY TREAT AND I TREASURE THE MEMORIES YOU SNOBBISH BASTARDS

AM FOOKIN JEALOUS MATE. BE SURE TWO TAKE LOADS O' PICS O' YER CARAVAN YEA? ARE THE KIDS GOIN' TO?

All according to plan

Calm, babe.

ALL 20 OF THEM AND ME BABBY NOW OM PREGGERS AGAIN

A TRESHURE ME MEORIES TOO. WE USED TO FITE WITH THA' OTHER CARAVANERS AH WAT A FOKIN BLAST AT WAS ME BROTHER SMASHED WUN O' THERE CARAVAN WINDOWS FUKIN CLASS

Where did you tell her to go?

CHEMICAL LOO

Truth is hard. Krokodil party is hard.

A TOLD ER TO GET FOOKEED. SHE WONTS TWO OPEN OUR RELATIONSHIP SHE DOES N A SAID 'OI SLAG ONLY THINK UR OPENIN IS ME LAGER CAN' AAHA SHULDA SEEN ER FACE MATE. SHES GOIN' OUT WITH ER MATES TONITE SO ALL BE WATCHIN ME GAME IN PEACE

kalm down, she haven't notion of krokodil

You're not worried she'll cheat on you tonight after speaking to her like that?

GOT 4 TINS OF SPECIAL BREW FOR £7 FUCKIN BEAUTYFUL

WHY THA FOKK WULD SHE CHEAT? AVE SAVED £90 FUR OUR BUTLINS OLLIDAY N IF SHE CHEATS EN AM SPENDIN IT ON A MANCHESTER UNITED TEE SHIRT

gobby brown people in basildone

She's going to fuck a Liverpool supporter at the pub tonight, mate.

FEGET TEH OLLIDAY LAD, GO TEH SHOP EN TREAT YASULF TEH AT NICE T SHIRT.

I cant think another

A FINK WEVE TOLKED ENUF ABOUT OURSELVES?? TIME FUR SUM POLYTICS

WHO WULD MAKE A BETTER PRIME MINISTAR? STEVEN GERARD OR WAYNE ROONEY? I FINK ROONEY

OH NICE

>She's going to fuck a Liverpool supporter
SCOUSED

...

AR LADS LOST

MUH LIEF IS OVAH

feeling really fucking academically and brain fucking wired right now lads give me some shit to do

ITS TRUE ME LIFE WUL NEVER BE THA SAME

>Destroys industry and imports millions of cheap foreign workers, reducing the indigenous working-class to a welfare dependent underclass
Haha stupid poor people! Go watch some football, act like idiots for my entertainment, commoners!

>implying people cant do two things in a day,
3 hours a week isn't as bad as the goalposters who spend all day everyday doing the same tired shit

Giggsy. He has a much more humanitarian approach to refugee resettlement.

this is the worst Brit/pol/ thread i have ever seen
fucking hell

What a kind Aussieposter desu.

WON NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

WON NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

I WUNT ME FOKIN WIFE TO GET BLACKED ON ME MAN U THEMED BED. FOOKIN CLASS GET IN MI SON MANDINGO

It's just as good as the caveman thread tbhwy

Fucg

HU SCORED??

EY LADS, WOTS THE BEST BREW?