Mom was cleaning my room, and found this

Mom was cleaning my room, and found this.

What is the most awkward anime thing your familia has found?

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My figures I guess. None of them are with tittys and pus flying everywhere though.

Some yugioh cards.

Nobody cares. Post this in the buyfag thread so we can laugh at your shitty bootleg pillow.

The godamm ona-holes and guro doujinshi

I'd be embarrassed too if my mom found out I have shit taste in anime.

That's not even that bad and could easily be passed off as a joke

>be ill with flu
>be having a get well wank over pic related
>mother unexpectedly walks in to bring me food
>manage to minimise porn and get dick away
>as she was handing over said food I click mouse
>image gets brought up full screen
>dont notice until she walks out
>im sat mortified for a few hours (still finished wank)
>she never seemed to care nor ever brought it up again
thank fuck for based family but it still makes me shudder thinking about it
also
>wearing shimapan patch on jacket
>mother asks what the patch is
>"uhhhh russian airforce"
thank fuck for the russians making life less awkward

call me when they find something like pic related

Why don't you clean your own fucking room? I hope you're at least paying your mother to take care of that shit for you.

I once gave my mate my spooning pillow to sleep on, I only realised later that I gave him the wrong pillow

also one of my mates found a "stain" on my rifu, I somehow managed to pass it off as dried polish

You should've got disowned and kicked out on the spot for being a yurifag.

I was singing Ef's wonderfully broken Engrish OP with headphones on. I got so caught up in it that I did this faggy spin and saw that behind me was my imouto, wearing this shit-eating smugface. She'd probably been in the room for a solid minute.

It's been 2 years and she still hasn't let me live it down.

Hasn't been found yet but it's only a matter of time.

anons all I can say I get or make a big hefty wooden lock box and hide your shameful shit in it. NEVER LEAVE IT UNLOCKED
I use one for all my BDSM rope
NEVER LEAVE IT UNLOCKED
>friendo is over
>I leave room to go to toilet
>walk back in
>friend is holding rope
>he jokingly says "ayup looks like user's into some kinky shit"
>I go bright red and have a smug grin on my face
I have never once seen rope go flying across the room as fast as I did that day

Where can I hide a thing like that?

Nobody asked her to clean my room.

Disgusting. Hide it in a dumpster fire.

Are you 12?

I have a dbz figure displayed and some art.
My mom found my con-pass a year ago didn't really say anything.

>russian airforce
quick thinking user

My mom found my collection of penis drawings and questioned me about it. Fortunately I just brushed it off as a joke.

>living with your parents means you're 12
Man you fags get dumber and dumber each summer

My mom find my hentai drawing. Happened when I was at middle school

The fact that she cleans your shit makes me think that. I live with my mother too, but I take care of my stuff myself and she does not give a single solitary fuck about what I possess.

In the 20 years of living with my parents I only got caught watching anime once and I told them I was watching it as a joke.

What's so bad about it? Just say it's a gift from your teenage cousin or something.

Did she ask you about it

A daki of my waifu.

Which has a lewd cover on one side and a regular image of her on the other.

I figure they know something's up by now. Every time a package comes in from Japan they make a remark and I give a short, dismissive answer to hopefully throw them off the scent.
That being said, my mum used to think Pokemon was a Western produced show. I'm not wholly sure they know what anime is.

Did that actually keep the onahole in place? Asking for a friend

No

luhhh yuhhh sooo muchs

>still living with parents
Sup Forums is only for 18 year olds and above, kid.

>hes not autistic

Where'd you get the cover?

I once got an anime catalog after ordering something on rightstuff, and the cover was a huge lewed Dirty Pair picture. I have no idea what my dad thought when he brought it to me, but we both pretended like nothing happened.

I don't have any anime garbage but she found my dildo once
And she caught me crying when i re-watched EoE last year.

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this user...is a very happy user.
for he can love his waifu!

>oscar candidate
>shit taste

>dildo
>on Sup Forums

proof of femininity or abandon thread, maytey!

Thanks mate

my oppai mousepad. it was a bit embarasing

My Mom has started getting into anime because of me and is always interested to see whenever I get a new figure or tapestry.

Ahahaha look at this faggot, handling things like a mature and well-adjusted person! I bet he's not even a virgin! Get the fuck out of here you loser!

That's really nice, user.

you realize all these gay niggas that browse Sup Forums all have dildos

What were you watching?

That's not even awkward besides the fact that it's cheap fake merch.

So what if you like the magical girl genre? My mom got me cardcaptor sakura volumes from the library

>You must be 18 years or older to post on this site

Inuyasha.

did I not tell you to clean the toilet this morning shaun? Get off the internets

My mother walked in on me watching LWA, laughed, and told me this is why I'm still a virgin.

Obligatory

Got my first pair of Gunpla in the mail. Mom was like:
I thought that you stopped playing with transformers toys years ago?

I used to feel the same when until I had to move back in with my parents once I lost my job. Sucks being poor.

My parents know I watch anime ...

She has a point friend

>top doujin
Excellent taste user

But gunpla are not transformers.

>mum has found pills in my room and found dmt I got posted to the house
>still doesn't know about the figures or that I even watch anime at all

Did you seriously expect her to be autistic enough to tell the difference?