Congrats, Bongland

Congrats, Bongland.

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actually nothing wrong with that pornography is disgusting, degenerate, highly jewish and incredibly shameful

There is an annual tradition in Bongland where one member of parliament must go to the palace when the Queen comes to give her speech. It is an exchange in case any parliament members try to kill the Queen.

I'm glad. Anything to make normies suffer, I'll stick to 2D through my VPN

>a homosexual
>calling anyone degenerate
The absolute STATE of bongs.

like russia then?

Enjoy training yourself to be cuckold lol

Every day, I'm happier that I cut that shit.

>calling anyone a cuckold
>can’t even watch porn without getting put on a watchlist
Brits are even more deluded than Americans are

This is retarded, there's a million ways to circuvent it, at worse you're going to have to do without the most popular sites like pornhub. But there's thousands more replacements available. What are you gonna do, monitor and filter everyone's internet connection?

why are Brits so acquiescent?

>you'd be too young to pass the entry test
Ah, now I understand. You're the reason anybody supports this bill in the first place, Pornography isn't suitable for young impressionable minds.

so retarded you called a burger a bong user my family dates back to 1600's New England literally blood of the revolution

youtube.com/watch?v=UWOXeDulvsI

Internet is a public space and sex acts are prohibited in the pooblic space.
Sad it didn't happen earlier.

>finally proves that the only people who like interracial are all niggers

*Pop* noice

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Nice mate
So you're literally a bong then

>start fiddling with your willy
>bobby knock on the window
>OYY WANKING LICENSE NOW

Mods please ban this child

>look fellas a pornography addicted loser whose worry that the mean ole government is going to take away the only pussy and tits he'll ever see

That’s like saying you aren’t allowed to make fun of anyone online because you’re essentially trying to start a fight in public. You’re retarded. Try again.

How the hell do you know he's a homosexual?

Don't encourage them

You are from France. Just pretend that porn is made by and for the migrants. All will be fine.

>What are you gonna do, monitor and filter everyone's internet connection?
they're already doing that to a degree

>WUT IF WHACKIN OFF GOT YA LOCKED UP

Citation needed.

Creeping Sharia.

Have you applied for your butterknife & TV license yet?

Reminder that you can't be prosecuted for cartoon porn in Scotland.

metro.co.uk/2018/01/31/new-porn-laws-will-mean-pornhub-asks-name-address-wnking-begins-7275023/

good, British men will stop watching porn now
public shaming is the way to keep everyone in check

But you make no sence burger. Why are you strawmanning?
> so you be sayin!?

the absolute state of bongland

Good its degenerate.

This is just a way to stop their trickery.

>Name: Sir poopoo head
>Address: 666 Go to Hell You Stupid Cunt Street
How hard is it to write something like that in?

>What are you gonna do, monitor and filter everyone's internet connection?
H-haha yeah, imagine that!

I’m not strawmanning, Frenchie. I’m using your flawed logic against you. The internet isn’t a public space, and if it is, then some spaces are more private than others, just like real life.

>we're sorry, no address by that name was found in our directories

>hate some paki down the road.
>know his name and address.
>look up unkosher porn using his name and address.

its complete bullshit, they said they was getting rid of squirting and face sitting and all the role play stuff, but i haven't seen a change.

What did kek mean by

>type in details
>they find out you haven't paid your tv license

Oh look. Racist faggots on an anomynous message board advocating no privacy. Collectively kys!

What is white pages

Is it such a bad thing tho?

lol

>watch the ensuing involuntary NoFap cause Britbong T levels to skyrocket as quickly as the white birthrate as frustrated young lads take to rawdogging the local mingers on Friday nights because they can't find anything to jerk it to anymore.
>YFW New British Empire and anti-muzzie ethnic cleansing within a decade.

Is this secretly the most based thing the nanny state has ever done? Or is it just a case of unintended consequences on a level never seen before.

>porn can make you turn your keyboard sideways
what did they mean by this?

Incoming porn license

Oh look another person that doesn't know what cuckold means.

Hmmm blackmail
Can't wait for this to leak out too "accidently" of course

liberalists hardest hit

>use name and address of your local Muslim immigrant
>hide being proxies
>let the lulz ensue

I will right Threasa May, number 10 downing street

This.
They're only helping make the gen z meme a reality.

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Nothing wrong with making access to porn more difficult you retarded weeaboo queer

>Enjoy masturbating while watching other men having sex
better?

dont watch porn.
/thread

Yes, I’m quite sure the intent of this law was to reduce the influence of Judaism over the British people.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714

This. I am so sick of normies talking about porn hub. Sure, normies would consider the stuff I'm into degenerate and I can type E621 into my browser with one hand, but I don't go talking about it on Facebook and letting the entire fucking world to see what I masturbate to.

>using normie sites like Pornhub and Redtube
underage please fuck off

*behind

I haven't slept, sorry

You clearly have no idea of what you are trying to talk about, also you are definitely strawmanning.

In Portugal, it is illegal the urinate in the sea.

Utterly unenforceable, but a law nonetheless.

>making porn harder to reach
>by essentially doxing yourself
The Crumpet Isles could pass a law saying that walking was a felony and you retards would STILL find a way to defend it.

No they will just jail anyone jerking to problomatic porn. This is another level brain washing where the only legal porn will be femdom and bbc cuckolding

With your wife. But thats more like sharewife or hotwife porn.

Just in time for /No Fap February/ ! Happy no Fappy anons!

>gets called out for being stupid
>”muh strawman”
Kek

>Pornhub
CEO Feras (((Antoon)))
COO David (((Marmorstein)))

I've always been more of a Eroprofile guy myself

Good. You should get shamed in public for streaming porn.

>implying porn isn't your wife

Go back to the Victorian age. No thanks retard.

This.

Just like the holocaust, the law did not (and will not) happen but it should have happened.

This is the uk bro. They will probably start giving medals for watching cuck porn

>We should rely on the government to remove jewish influence from our lives
Who could possibly be behind this? You would literally eat shit if jews told you it was bad.

>Deus vault
>In favour of porn
>Against governments doing something about the JQ
Every time

>be British
>try visiting Sup Forums
>Get redirected to the Queens pork registry list to give all personal info
>relize Sup Forums hosts porn, try to switch to VPN.
>knock at the door 10mins later
>taken to British gulag for 2 years for illegally accesing pornography and an extreme right website.

>trap quest had to tone down the rapeyness so the author wouldn't go to prison

> Schlomo Goldbergstein at 1488 Shekel Dr.
What is the problem here exactly?

>Sup Forums
>an extreme right website
>not just a website for literal teenagers to be contrarians on

British caliphate when?

>he's brown so nothing happens
>someone does it to you
>Summon Greater SCO19 Team

>le satire

>monitor and filter everyone's internet connection
That's not going to do anything - thanks to HTTPS.

That's a fake news tabloid article. There is no citation to any law (because it doesn't exist) nor to any debates by the parliament on the subject.

It's pretty obvious it isn't real because Jews wouldn't Jew themselves like this

Don't be thick.
Bin that dick.

and to think this was once a joke greentext at one point

1984 and Brave New World should have come out 100 years earlier. Apparently decades werent enough time for England to unfuck itself.

now the government can blackmail anyone they want

>english dont register out of shame, get angrier and angrier due to nofap. destroy existing government.

I see nothing wrong here.

OI MATE, SHOW ME YER PORNHUB LOICENSE

Pornhub was banned in Russia some time ago.

Can any Russian anons say if it worked, or is it just easy to get around with a vpn?

this is a good thing, porn is fucking up an entire generation of young men's brains and causing sexual dysunction

>yfw Sup Forums gets classed as a porn site under this rule