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We predict how late night is going to try and spin this fiasco

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this

this haha

No other way to spin it other than, "It's nothing. Trust us."

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You just know Jimmy Kimmel is going to break out in tears and say that Drumpf is opening an unconstitutional portal to hell. Maybe he’ll hold up his retarded son and they’ll both start crying together.

MEMO STATES DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL ROD ROSENSTEIN AUTHORIZED FISA WARRANTS AGAINST TRUMP

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DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL

NOT MR. ROD ROSENSTIEN

MR. ROD ROSENSTEIN BECAME DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL ROD ROSENSTEIN UNDER TRUMP'S WHITEHOUSE.

THEREFORE, DAG ROD ROSENSTIEN, WHILE WORKING UNDER THE TRUMP DOJ, AUTHORIZED SPYING ON THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

AND A FISA JUDGE SIGNED OFF ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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It'll be like this:
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA PUTIN RUSSIA COCKGHOLSTER BROMMUL GLEMMMMPFTAAAAAAAAGHHH

I hope the memo is more than boomer reddit shitposting, I really do
It'll be funny to watch the whole system collapse on itself

How can you spin literally nothing. I'm actually surprised that it was so insignificant. Trump is just desperate to overblow any bullshit, he knows his end is near.

GIGA PUTIN?

MOBILE GAS CHAMBERS ARE COMING TO YOUR DOOR FIRST WHEN THE HAPPENING OCCURS.

it'll be something about muh russia hacking the midterms

* The Steele dossier formed an essential part of the initial and all three renewal FISA applications against Carter Page.

* Andrew McCabe confirmed that no FISA warrant would have been sought from the FISA Court without the Steele dossier information.

* The four FISA surveillance applications were signed by, in various combinations, James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Sally Yates, Dana Boente, and Rod Rosenstein.

* The FBI authorized payments to Steele for work on the dossier. The FBI terminated its agreement with Steele in late October when it learned, by reading an article in Mother Jones, that Steele was talking to the media.

* The political origins of the Steele dossier were known to senior DOJ and FBI officials, but excluded from the FISA applications.

* DOJ official Bruce Ohr met with Steele beginning in the summer of 2016 and relayed to DOJ information about Steele's bias. Steele told Ohr that he, Steele, was desperate that Donald Trump not get elected president and was passionate about him not becoming president.
>who cares? let them twirl for their fans

>this is scary
>our justice system is being destroyed by trump
>trump is guilty
>putin wants this

Literally this. It's going to be full Russia gaslight mode from now on.

"What a Drumpf the FBI are good people let's bring an FBI agent in for a joke. Fuck Drumpf this is only good for Russia."

TWO MEMOS???

>We predict how late night is going to try and spin this fiasco

With literal out of context quotes and shitty-non-funny-"jokes" and references to Trumps hair and hand size

>No other way to spin it other than, "It's nothing. Trust us."
I get that, but what I'm interested in is how they approach making that point.
They can't just say "its nothing, trust us" because they've got 44 minutes of Trump bashing to get through, so they're going to have to make jokes referencing "nothing" for an hour while spinning it to make Trump look bad
Tonight could late night TVs official jump the shark moment.
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>How can you spin literally nothing. I'm actually surprised that it was so insignificant. Trump is just desperate to overblow any bullshit, he knows his end is near.

Hi kike, how is the weather in Tel Aviv?

Easily just pretend it doesnt matter and is nothing.

They will say it goes against Tolerance...

>muh kike
>supports the biggest Pro-Zionist politician in history

Fucking retard

it's racist
it's a "memo of hate"
also love trumps hate
fuck drumpf

GROMALD THRAMP BROKE ME

Kimmel was out ahead of it last night. They already knew.

Youtube Kimmel nunes memo for last night's show. They already knew and put shit out about it.

How Dutch media did it:

>yesterday it was thought that the memo would be the end of the world
>it turns out to not be so huge after all
>oh and Trump obstruction of justice etc etc

Here's how. Its already happening.

>Well that barely readable, disputable, hardly trustworthy 'REPUBLICAN memo' is finally out'

>Look over here this guy is fighting cops!

Literally, the fighting cops is a gif to grab your attention

You'd think Trump was hip to the Jews by now.

They’re already saying, nope, this is just a way to distract the masses, and if you believe it, then it’s working, shame on you for falling prey to Russia’s schemes. Without actually trying to disprove anything said in the memo.

"No laws were broken."

Watching the CBC's first report on it, here's how they're going about it
>admitting what the memo implies
>not reporting that the steele dossier was intentionally fraudulent with the purposes of obtaining said warrant
>not reporting that the FISA warrant results (spying on Trump) was used to aid the Clinton campaign
>therefore its nothing
>get multiple sources to repeat its nothing
>move on

Their rebuttal.

Hey guys, I just finished reading the memo. Unfortunately it doesn't seem like it's anything major. Save your time, be a good goy and don't bother reading it.