Brit/pol/: Tench Caliphate Edition

Fish of the Day.
The tench or doctor fish (Tinca tinca) is a fresh- and brackish-water fish of the cyprinid family found throughout Eurasia from Western Europe including the British Isles east into Asia as far as the Ob and Yenisei Rivers.

Fucking huge carp seen in some lake in Cornwall.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42153263

>Have you spent the thousands and thousands of pounds to show off to the other men around the fishing lake?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-5436754345

>What carp is the best carp? Should we start deporting Grass Carp?
www.independent.co.uk/sport/grass-carp-the-demon-in-our-lakes

>Are Carp more intelligent than football fans? Cyprinid F.C faces off against Norf F.C.
www.totalcarp.co.uk/the-battle-of-the-century

>Are coarse anglers poofs? We challenge the roach fishers to a battle with a real meaty carp.
www.Anglers.com/en-gb/Meatiest-carps

>Is your personal best shite? Why haven't you caught a 50lb mirror yet you cunt?
www.totalcarp.co.uk/buy-more-fishing-shite

>Britain is absolutely in love with carp. Other fish declared "Sub-Piscine"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25436432

>Polish caught stealing carp from local fisheries to be sentenced to death.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-2753456

>The latest fishing rod made from carbon hydrosilicum titanium-elasticide carbide hits the market. Is it the flashest piece of kit yet?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-9643356

>Sea Fishermen are absolute cunts. How to stop these fish kissing fuckers away from you freshwater pools.
www.fishing.co.uk/how-to-spot-a-sea-angler

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news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-releases-tax-return-to-put-pressure-on-theresa-may-11233333
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42916936
news.sky.com/story/eggborough-power-station-to-shut-as-policy-goes-cold-on-coal-11233023
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-02/bitcoin-drops-below-8-500-as-cryptocurrency-misery-continues
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news.sky.com/story/former-cuban-leader-fidel-castros-eldest-son-takes-his-own-life-11232762
order-order.com/2018/02/02/rees-mogg-involved-violent-fracas-student-event/
metro.co.uk/2018/02/02/man-testicles-chopped-off-lured-sex-game-jealous-girlfriend-7280802/
birmingham.ac.uk/undergraduate/courses/sportex/app-golf-mgt-studies.aspx
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Football is redpilled

ALL BOW BEFORE THE ETERNAL ANGLO

banning porn will increase anglo birthrates dramatically

People that honestly try and bring Sup Forums-tier tripfag-hate to Brit/pol/ are the worst kinds of retards. It hasn't worked, it won't work, it will never work. South Wales secured our places in history

Why can't Britain have a city like Dubai but without the superficiality? When we glass London in the civil war we could rebuild on top.

youtube.com/watch?v=NcpThbmhf28

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GOALPOSTIN IS THA LAST STAND O' WITE IDENTITAY

Dubai is like 80% Indian/Paki and a consumerist dystopia, how is that not London?

Swear to God, daydrinking is a recipe for the blackpill

Screencap this. I'm winning the euromillions tonight

STOP
go to sleep

Anyone eaten any fresh water fish they have caught? if so what was it like.

if the digits at the end repeat you have to send me 50k when you win

whats the jackpot? should i buy a ticket?

nice

It is in the Middle East lad, that explains the amount of Middle East folk in it ffs.

Just imagine if the north had the dosh that Dubai has.

>eating river fish
Eww, is there anything disgusting poor subhumans won't do?

I caught a blind eel once. Tqgh it tasted like shit.

But I'm not tired. I need something to hold on to. As a young man, what future is there for us in this country? In Europe even?

94m estimated. Too late to buy a ticket. Closes at 7:30. Waited until it closes to post my numbers because i don't want you cunts buying the same numbers as me and taking some of my millions

Yeah... I’m thinking he’s back.

what the fuck how do you do it? I NEVER get digits on this site anymore, I barely even get yous and every thread I type a long post in gets gubbed.

no native arabs are something like 10%, its mainly forgien workers there

Could never eat a eel after watching japanese eel porn

Trout was excellent.
Carp needs to be put in a tank or a pond and left to clear its bowels and fed something that isn't mud, they're aquatic pigs.

Crayfish are delicious, just make sure they're the American signal crayfish.

I feel terrible eating eels, they take so long to reach maturity and swim so far.

so is mogg the chosen one? he just got into a fistfight or something

have a (you)

'Uplifting' links from some user earlier:

>Darren "Lionheart" osborne jailed for the Finsbury park crusade
news.sky.com/story/finsbury-park-terrorist-darren-osborne-jailed-for-at-least-43-years-11233375

>Uncle Jezza "earned" around 150K from the taxpayer, then gives a little bit of it back
news.sky.com/story/jeremy-corbyn-releases-tax-return-to-put-pressure-on-theresa-may-11233333

>Some french bloke gives his opinion on football
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42916936

>Coal power-stations shut down as are apparently not economically viable anymore?
news.sky.com/story/eggborough-power-station-to-shut-as-policy-goes-cold-on-coal-11233023

>Crypto cuckency speculators have bottled it
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-02-02/bitcoin-drops-below-8-500-as-cryptocurrency-misery-continues

>Niggers die
news.sky.com/story/at-least-90-migrants-feared-drowned-after-boat-capsizes-off-libya-11232990

>Son of Socialist dies
news.sky.com/story/former-cuban-leader-fidel-castros-eldest-son-takes-his-own-life-11232762

Freshwater fish taste like grass and mud. Only a true tard would eat one.

Would you let sam push your shit in.

order-order.com/2018/02/02/rees-mogg-involved-violent-fracas-student-event/

I’m starting to get Yellow fever because of all the slant girls at my uni lads. They are all so cute and feminine.

Yup it's kinda sad, the native culture is dead. It's just a soulless capitalist city with an Islamic flavour now.

>Darren Osbourne was radicalised by the BBC documentary on muslamic rape gangs
>Not the rape of 1000s of girls by pakis

who wouldn’t?

me too desu

good luck user. i just checked and youre right, when you win dont waste all of it, just about 70mill

Nah i only push shit not get it pushed.

When you were a really young kid did anyone one else think gook birds minges went side to side?

thank you!

I never really liked Asian girls until I started here as well.

I can’t say I gave it much thought.

post photographic images of your penis, please

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I wont win but I can dream at least. If I did I'd probably just buy a large bit of land in the country with some woods to roam around in and build a nice big house

who wanted this art pic ?

I'm getting pajeetess fever
t.north west London sixth form

which unis. Leeds here

Southampton

Oxford

related actually

Yale

I thought they talked with their ears

The west might be doomed but you dont need to go down with the ship, the countrys done fuck all for us in the past, make the best of yourself.

The Virgin Oxford vs the Chad Brookes

addiction to thicc east asian women is the hardest foe to conquer

Sounds nice, with that sort of bankroll you could do anything you want, even if you did end up in the woods you could change your mind anytime.

not sure whether I should conquer it or follow it as like the North star

No idea what you're talking about user

what shit tiered media studies half cocked shit you studying soyboys ..
I bet non doing Engineering /Sciences /Medicine ?

I think living in the woods would be perfect. I'd never want to leave the UK permanently. I love our country. I'd just like to be far away from all the people that inhabit it.

me too.

History

thing is with slitty eyes once you banged her you hungry for more laters right ..

Never trust a woman...but especially not a yellow woman. They're the craziest.

metro.co.uk/2018/02/02/man-testicles-chopped-off-lured-sex-game-jealous-girlfriend-7280802/

STEM

biomechanics of the neuroscience of geology featuring law and sports science

source on these things you keep posting

I like that Good lad Respect..as long as its not womiins studies lol

Instantly hidden
Not today goblin

that's where you're wrong friendo.

civil engineering... let me tell you about my favourite concrete

I’m in Scotland. That’s all I’ll say.

Yeah some of them are very pretty. Long shiny jet black hair is a winner.

there is something about indian women

Another user posted his dream if money were no object and I've stolen it, they said one day they wanted to open an old style bar full of people smoking, with no tvs, wifi etc. I'd like to do it somewhere in a big city, where lonely smart people could come and tell racist jokes in comfort playing backgammon and cards

Politics

>Gay
>STEM
pick one faggot

Golf course greensman course lol
just cut the grass ffs

>I’m in Scotland. That’s all I’ll say.
Good to keep your cards close to your chest, otherwise I would have come to your house, peed in your nose while you slept and stolen your rare pepes

ive a folder full of em

why is that so unbelievable?

Calm down unabomber

>muh gook bints

All makeup and/or plastic surgery. That birds so artificial she probs has rubber fanny lips.

Would that even be possible with the smoking ban? Would be nice though

Ted did nothing wrong

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Haha.

I went out with this thicc aspergers high iq Chinese exchange girl and got her into MDE

birmingham.ac.uk/undergraduate/courses/sportex/app-golf-mgt-studies.aspx

I'd just lock the doors at 9 and let them have at it, the spirit of rebellion will fill the air, by the time it happens it could be the last safe house in town

He was a massive spaz

Wasnt this bird was it?

metro.co.uk/2018/02/02/west-ham-sack-director-player-recruitment-tony-henry-unacceptable-comments-african-players-7283272/

REELY HAYT TO SEE DIS. IDZ A DISKRACE. PEEPL LIEK DIS SHUDNT B ULLOWED TO MANIJ IN THE FUTSBALL. LEZ KICK RAYSICUM AUT OF THE GAEM

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>all of this manufactured rage to get Mogg as Tory leader

The media is playing the public like a fiddle. It's fucking genius. They've decided that May is too bland and robotic, so they'll elect a British Trump who divides public opinion like nobody else.

Imagine the thousands of hours of programming they can fill with screeching feminists, alt-lite civic nationalists and outraged liberal journalists. They've got us by the balls.

forgot pic

>civil engineering
But have you ever got your paws muddy an dug with a shovel ?
or sorted the steel on shuttered base flyovers ?
Michael caines missus was a looker shes a shitskin
Get one of these clever feckers to build you a tardis an go back to the 70s where men were men women were grateful an got a backhander if tea not on table an racism was Brit Culture
GTFO now I know you LARPing worse than trip fags lol MODS Ban Plz

>metro.co.uk/2018/02/02/west-ham-sack-director-player-recruitment-tony-henry-unacceptable-comments-african-players-7283272/
west ham has quite a lot of black players , even for the EPL , hes doing a shit job at keeping them out if true

Why would I be LARPing?

She looks like this but +50lbs
I have pics of her but I don't wanna post em lol

Wanna run that last part by me again. Fucking eel porn?