CERN bovine demons attacking

It's all over guys! Make peace with your god, kek help us

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Happening now at cern

No time! Ru-

Wait, what? Wtf is happening? I'm scared...

>Trump opened up a portal to hell by releasing the memo
lmfao

Post proof, faggot.

GET OUT NOW AHHHHHH

FUCK THEY'RE HERE

Tell my wife's son tha

I put on my hazard suit and crowbar.

What ever you do, don't read the memo , run! You fool!

Also chec-

>when Diablo II's cow level was not an RPG but rather a simulator

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Materialized on my street. What do?

Oh no. Memo will kill us all.

What weapons work against bovine demons???

digital confirmation

fuggggg

Let them come.With God, Jesus and Kek at our side, we will go Doom guy levels of rip and tearing demon guts.

theonion.com/cern-researchers-apologize-for-destruction-of-5-paralle-1819579830

So you're saying you want to venerate your dead father?

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Pro Tip: To kill the Cyberdemon, shoot it until it dies.

reaching new heights feeling new lows

Kill the moloch demon spawn!, venerate your father buc-

What is this crap? Are CERN researchers being jewish trolls now?

Kill smaller creatures. Look for loot and gain xp.

OH FUGGGG
FUGGGGG

I for one welcome our new Tzeentch or Slanneshi overlords

Is Hammerdin still the current meta for Happenings ? I want some sw337 purps from raiding London

:::slowly closing laptop::::

>theonion.com/cern-researchers-apologize-for-destruction-of-5-paralle-1819579830
those niggers didnt destroy anything. smashing a few sub atomic particles together wont affect anything but those particles

i mean FFS your talking about the people who thought they made a "rainbow" dimension because they had seen what looked like a 4 legged animal that morphed into a fish then a stream of fluid in the data from a test which turned out was a ferret a janitor put into the supper collider to try to give it super powers. damn near everything is magnetically reactive if you have a strong enough magnetic field. it was flung and torn apart by the machine

So now europe has to deal with orcs and bovine demons? When are they gonna use the dragons?

Everyone to the secret hyborea ANARTICA BASE ! We have to get off the planet!

only one way out boys loud up photoshoop and get to work meme the dimension they are opening anime world
youtube.com/watch?v=w3Vzxy46Lvc

my dad materialized into the hallway. wtf.

My photoshop won't loud :/

YOU FOOL, YOU OPENED UP ANOTHER DIMENSION OF SHEEBOON R2D2 ABOMINATIONS , GOD HELP US

ok everyone kiss your ass goodbye we are fooked this user killed us all

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well, fuck me

I have trained for this day

Just Defeat them.

I hope you trained cooking tendies you are on nigger duty while we loud up shoop

The timing is perfect. This is the beginning of the end.

DIABLO 2 IS REAL FOOTAGE

Oh fuck...

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Diablo was real history....

We were being groomed the entire time senpai

How long do I have before the demons get me?

>Super Satan Sixes

Wew lad

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Fuuuck i wanna play doom 2 now

>What weapons work against bovine demons???

Grills and spatulas

Lord have mercy

GET TO THE SECRET HYBOREA ARTIC BASE NOW , WE HAVE TO GET OFF THE PLANET

>Don't worry... Surely these digits will protect even those whom have read the memo

It's over

Get your SIG 550 out of the closet and load a few mags, faggot!

What if they find her and bring her back?

FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

WE WERE WARNED THEY WERE MAKING THE TIME MACHINE

>Burgers now have an excuse to use all of the guns we hoard.


YOU ARE HUGE

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS

RIP AND TEAR!

>To win the game, you must kill me, John Romero.

what about my comped sushi nigger!

OP is not joking, a swarm of something just flew over my ranch. They looked like human size moths with skull-like faces.

Project monar-

Get them blessed first. We were born for this day of the grill has come.

Last pic from the core

hey guys whats going o

I'M BLACK ON AMMO, THEY'RE GETTING THROUGH MY FRONT DOO-

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but I just finished reading the mem

fk

ahhhhhhhhhhhh

The Birth of MOLOCH is here!
Do you regret not worshipping the Golden King whilst you had a chance?
Now you will all perish as he issues forth atomic fire from his beautiful wings.
Abar Ba'esh! All glory to MOLOCH!

RIP AND TEAR!!! BASH THEIR SKULLS AND SEND THEM BACK TO HELL. NEVER GIVE UP. NEVER SURENDER.

fucking demon niggers

don't worry guise there's no cern here nope definitely not

KEK WAS MOLOCH ALL ALONG! WHAT HAVE WE DONE

THE FIRE RISES

loud up shoop you faggots ffs, the timeline is crumbling!

IM READY. SHOW US YOUR WAR FACE

Chec- pls god no , no , not like this

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Th-thanks

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

IN GOD'S NAME LET NONE OF THE SONS OF MOLOCH SURVIVE!

FUUGG.

that get Tesla is here! mummy hold me

FUCK KEK .

I warned you. You called me a shill. You told me I should kill myself.
Looks like it will be MOLOCH killing YOU for your vile lies and slander, for ignoring his one true path and for working against his most divine agents.

Say Abar Ba'esh. You may yet be saved.

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Fugg

Lagromancer ftw.

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I Roll for kek to summon sly marbo to defend us