On Thursday, the comedian appeared on US TV host Katie Couric’s podcast, where she said she was “flat-out raped” when she was in her late teens. She said: “My first sexual experience was not a good one. I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again. When it happened, I wrote about it almost like a throwaway. It was like, ‘and then I looked down and realised he was inside of me. He was saying, “I’m so sorry”, and, “I can’t believe I did this.”’”
The comic had previously said her first sexual experience was non-consensual when discussing it in her autobiography, The Girl with the Lower Back Tattoo.
Schumer said she had similar experiences afterwards. “There are just so many factors. I had another time with a boyfriend where I was saying: ‘No, stop’ and it was just completely ignored,” she said.
they are niave idiots. they don't know true nigger nature, and they don't know male nature.
Anthony Butler
>More likely to associate with niggers >More likely to be raped
(((coincidence)))
Levi Murphy
>and then I looked down and realised he was inside of me
Oh God she ate him.
Brody Jones
liberals tend to be higher in agreeableness and people that are more agreeable are more likely to get taken of advantage of
Carter Gomez
>Just believe me even though a bunch of other women say they got raped also without evidence and even got proven wrong
Juan Price
>Why are liberals so much more likely to get raped? unironically liberals have less fear, thus less self preservation
Ethan Bennett
checked and kek’d
Blake Gutierrez
Is there a single woman left in hollywood that has not been "raped"? Don't they realize how unlikely and outright ridiculous that sounds?
Kevin Bell
Conservative women bottle it up since their fathers and husbands are often violent and aggressive and it's treated as normal. Rape and other crimes go unreported in right wing communities.
Zachary Wilson
>I didn’t think about it until I started reading my journal again.
More like she saw a hashtag and wants to get on the bandwagon
Brody Brown
They aren't. They just think everything is rape, because libralism is a mental disorder.
Also it scores them victim points, which is exactly how the validate themselves in their peer groups.
Hudson Kelly
Because they're the majority of most media and shamed anyone who didn't adhere to their agenda.
Carter Phillips
good hope it fucked her up badly
Andrew Harris
>Is it still rape when the victim is ham?
Not only is it rape, it is haram
Levi Foster
>kikey Couric Ftfy
Tyler Hill
Makes sense
Gabriel Long
It's amazing how resourceful the female mind is when it comes to remembering being literally raped.
Hunter Campbell
In a movement that prizes victimhood, you’re surprised many of its female members admit to being raped?
Michael Hughes
>I was flat out raped >Ham sandwich "#Metoo"
Ian Martin
Bit ironic how they made #metoo their rallying cry, same as the spoiled child whining for attention.
Wyatt Green
"Liberated" single women = easy targets for rape Feminist are too fucking stupid and arrogant to see that.
Tyler Bell
"He was saying, “I’m so sorry”, and, “I can’t believe I did this.”
Pretty apologetic thing for a "flat-out rapist" to say.
More likely, HE was feel post-sex regret and this ham turned it on him.
Leo Myers
lie's >her first sexual encounter >couldn't fee him inside her
Right sure we believe you we're that fucking stupid
Carson Edwards
Was it Chucky?
Ryder Smith
Didn’t she rape a passed out drunk guy in college?
Elijah Foster
every day there is a news story of some woman being raped, why exactly do I need to know about it? why is rape this massive issue where we have to hear about it all the fucking time, who cares when there is more important stuff going on
Gabriel Nelson
Was it uncle Chuck?
Isaiah Perez
>Why do attention craved people crave attention?
Ian Lopez
The person who assaulted her probably was hungry and just wanted bacon
David Collins
Libs are both more likely to be raped and more likely to falsely claim to be raped. The former because they hang out with male feminists (i.e. rapists), and the latter because they are herd animals who don't want to be the only un-raped one in their social circle.
Robert Sanders
Liberals are easier to rape because they think everyone is gentle just like on tv and that crime won't happen in real life. Bonus point if it's all inside their families.
Henry Torres
Uncle chuck raped her?
David Howard
Bandwagon's full. Please catch another.
Nathan Williams
>Raped What does that even mean in current year ? had a glass of wine ?
Mason Thompson
Well you know, words are actual violence to them. So things like being touched on the knee might seem like actual rape.
Colton Gonzalez
oh fuck, that's my thing, brb
Owen Powell
My slightly older female cousin fondled me when I was 12 and just getting into puberty. Hadn't learned the birds and the bees by that point, but I enjoyed it. I still jerk off to the memory of that, but never did wincest it up with her later after puberty.
Caleb Garcia
Explains the rapes in Britainistan, but why do we hear so much about them in Sweden?
Landon Anderson
flimsy pretext to give themselves deniability so they can talk about sex every waking moment
Ayden Gutierrez
where I was saying: ‘No, stop’ and it was just completely ignored,” she said.... “and then I came so hard” she said.
Logan Clark
Back in my day it meant you lost a match of halo online. Simpler times.
Grayson Baker
I bet she didn't get raped nearly as bad as she rapes comedy.
Jacob Scott
HEADS ARE GOING TO ROLL. HIGH TREASON.
>Republican Rep. Paul Gosar (Ariz.) said the FBI's surveillance of a former Trump campaign adviser detailed in a controversial intelligence memo released Friday "constitutes treason." >Gosar said in a statement that he will co-author a letter to Attorney General Jeff Sessions seeking "criminal prosecution against these traitors to our nation," referring to those who authorized the surveillance warrant. >The House Intelligence Committee memo, declassified for public release by President Trump on Friday, alleges that a dossier of information on Trump's ties to Russia "formed an essential part" of the warrant obtained in October 2016 for surveillance on Carter Page. At the time, Page was no longer an adviser to the Trump campaign. >Gosar zeroed-in on the Republican memo's claim that the surveillance requests to the FBI and Justice Department did not mention that the work of Christopher Steele, the former British spy who compiled the dossier, was funded by Hillary Clinton's campaign and the Democratic National Committee. >"This is third world politics where the official government agencies are used as campaign attack dogs," Gosar said.
She'd be thanking the old gods and the new that anyone dared to have sexual intercourse with her hambeast self.
Ryan Peterson
Because they associate with male leftists who employ the "sneaky fucker" mating strategy.
Logan Martinez
>rape, but it's steamed hams
Jaxson Hill
>"borrows" material from funny people >still isn't funny truly gifted
Isaiah Smith
>first sexual encounter she raped her sister
Xavier Thomas
I SUPPORT OPEN PUSSIES
Lincoln Powell
Schumer your pants are on fire!
Aaron Moore
Why are her arms bruised? Did she try wearing a normal person sized shirt or something? I bet she looked like a string tied ham.
James Watson
shes kind of cute
Lincoln Nguyen
That's just the airora borealis.
Kayden Walker
Daily reminder that Amy Schumer raped a guy in college. He was drunk and passed out but she still performed sex acts on him including foced to penetrate
Landon Evans
You're thinking of that other fatty.
Julian Bell
so brave, so irrelevant, so convenient
Ian Mitchell
I feel bad for the rapist
Logan Foster
Conservative women hang out with white conservative men rather than mentally ill dregs looking for nothing but another braindead whore to hit and quit. I'm not saying a conservative man can't be a rapist, but a lot less likely.
A girl I dated got raped because after I broke up with her she had a mental breakdown and tried to hook up with tons of people to fill the void. Eventually one of the people didn't care to stop when she started kicking and screaming. Whatever.
John Lewis
liberals don't own themselves, so any sex encounter can be rape if they just feel regret and shame
Mason Gonzalez
>(((schumer))) i wouldn't even rape her
Chase Moore
>implying anyone would intentionally or accidentally stick any part of their cock into any one of its holes
Kevin Morales
i dont see it. shes a fat bitch. nobody rapes fat bitches. people that would even contemplate raping her probably wouldnt be able to control themselves around a 4/10 and be arrested for trying to rape a applebees waitress in applebees while its open and customers are in it on a table across from a family of 4 eating ribs
Jeremiah Myers
Clearly he was a man in dire straights
John Turner
digits don't lie and that should be mentioned everywhere she claims #metoo
So, Mark Knopfler raped her, is that what you're saying ?
Eli Anderson
...
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Christopher Rogers
>I looked down while we were engaging in foreplay and realized his dick was in me and then we had sex for ten or twenty minutes until he finished and then kissed and continued dating happily for six more months but now thirty years later I want attention so it was flat out rape
Noah Foster
Me too.
Ethan Morales
Is this before or after she raped her sister?
Jeremiah Reyes
The world is a rape victim.
Connor Hill
underrated
Chase Sanchez
Was it Club Soda Kenny?
Michael Sanchez
Wrong cunt. You’re thinking of Dunham.
Logan Howard
She raped Kurt Metzgers reputation.
Josiah Richardson
"I was like totally raped like for real just raped ya know?"
Evan Anderson
THE NUMBER ONE FUCKING RULE OF COMEDY AND YOU BROKE IT AMY
JESUS CHRIST.
DON'T TALK ABOUT RAPE.
IT'S ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO BE SEEN AS FUNNY EVER AGAIN IF YOU CRY ABOUT RAPE.
ITS NOT LIKE YOU EVEN MADE A RAPE JOKE. YOU JUST WHINED ABOUT RAPE FOR FUCKING FEMINIST SHEKELS AND WROTE AN ENTIRE BOOK AROUND ONE VIRTUE SIGNALING PARAGRAPH.
I LIKED YOUR FIRST STAND-UP SPECIAL. YOU HAD MALE FANS THAT RESPECTED YOU AS A COMEDIAN.
YOUR CAREER WILL NEVER RECOVER YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE NOT GLORIA STEINEM OR LENA DUNHAM.
God damn it is the Clinton Foundation signing this woman's fucking checks to do this? How do SJWs not see right through this?
Justin Turner
Why do all these celebrities suddenly think we care about their life stories?
Oliver Bennett
it is perhaps the most sinister element of this entire farce, heinous, flagrantly unattractive women imagining themselves as irresistibly desirable while pretending to be offended at their own fantastical delusions
Connor Young
checked and kek'd
Cooper Torres
"comedian"
Jeremiah Richardson
I was raped... in my VAGINA
Connor Clark
because they like fairy tales and it was real in their minds
Eli Harris
...
Juan Reed
Joke stealer! Joke stealer!
Luis Brooks
I've stopped believing all claims of sexual misconduct desu
Leo Collins
i didn't steal your joke
Jaxson James
nobody wants to rape that bitch
Angel Walker
hell yea..
Cameron Brooks
It doesn’t sound like it bothered her much then, and probably doesn’t now. She’s just trying to bring awareness to the consent question.
Jaxon Myers
>He was saying, “I’m so sorry”, and, “I can’t believe I did this.”’” I believe it. I would be apologizing to myself too if I fucked her.
Christopher Foster
Was raped...didn't think anything of it for 30 years...reads journal decides to get upset...extra victim status achieved.
Reminds me of some bitch I heard on the radio. Discussing boys stealing a kiss. She said something like " I had it happen to me a couple times when I was young. Didn't think much of it, I was kind if flattered or enjoyed it, but now I know I was assaulted"
Austin Morris
burgers want this.
Benjamin Scott
WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES LESS LIKELY TO CONSIDER IT RAPE
Leo Richardson
>in bed with her boyfriend at the time >she was asleep >woke up with his dick in her >they continued to date >drunk slut gets drunk fucked by her bf
schmer's whorrific 'rape' experience everybody must be devastating for her.
Alexander Reed
>Now that aint fuckin >That's the way you do it >You flat-out raped some fat piggy >Now that aint fuckin >That's the way you do it >Rapin some fat bitch >Now I crave the D