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this has to be a fucking joke

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It's happening!

Is that even legal?

Can i get a quick rundown? I don't do youtube

>border patrol uses this for auditing it's security measures
>app dies

Why can't we just use landmines?

the poor wildlife
>not making this app with crypto
>not using smart contracts and a rating system to ensure that cyotes do not fuck you
>No rep system to ensure safe travels with reduced risk.

mamaverga!

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I hope its a honeypot

someone download the press kit off the website!

Seems like bullshit

>take all of their rations and water that they have posted on the gps

>leave all the water where it is but add copious amounts of salt and leave it as if it were undisturbed

This is disgusting.

>an app that tracks illegals
hmmmmmm

press kit
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no listen to his voice he's a soyboy for sure

sounds like a Nathan for you type scheme

¡Gracias hermano Americano!

wont the evil ICE just use the app to close those holes? Feed it fake info?

>No counter measures for satellite
Dropped.

brb

based as fuck

Shut up Thomas

Diabolical.

>not lacing it with laxatives for horses

Border sniping time.

what in the holy fuck. kek thats a bold app.

oy vey

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I feel like this has got to be some sort of trap. Either these border crossers will be be guided down a "real-time best immigration route" into a trap, or it's encouraging some angry white boys to go stake out an immigration route.

Stupid cunts don't realise we're an island.

what a perfect tool for border patrol to use

Add radium and let them light up at night like christmas lights.

>coordinated private speed boats, 50 euro a passenger, dropping them off in discrete locations

the name is making me hungry for some reason...

If this shit is real it will break the world.

This makes me wish I’d come up with it and was working with ICE behind the scenes to be even more effective at catching them. Maybe the developers already are though. Regardless, what you stated here is still going to happen of course

Better yet add a bag of black tea and leave it in the sun, I'll appreciate it.

>radium filled diarrhea painting the desert at night
It would be quite a sight indeed

Can't someone report this to ICE?

ICE may have made it.

>narrator sounds like a bugchasing faggot

mfw

Ours is bigger, thanks :3

Coastguard what is that?

Legends tell of a spirit that wanders the desert at night. Only at the fullest moon can you encounter this spirit. If angered, it spews glowing ectoplasmic liquid at its enemies. It is only recognized by its unwavering mating call.

>Que hora es?

It would be in Spanish if it were real. It’s all against federal law

I'm not sure what you're trying to say. The coast guard is why you might need an app to help you, rather than just doing it at your leisure how you pleased.

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Kek

already did

Radar in open sea is a trivial problem. Except when the sea gets very choppy in which case the sea guards itself.

I thought ICE was in charge of arresting people after they've made it in? Wouldn't this be Customs and Border Protection?