USA cringe thread

USA cringe thread

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God bless America, but you can make fun of yourself every once in a while

DON'T BE A TWAT.
BIN THAT RUGRAT

OOHHHH SAAAYY CANN YOU SHAAART

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hardcore mode engaged

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hahahah HOLY SHIT.

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>once was british territory

You let us take from you.

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CHECKED! Also just another day on

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>the absolute state of the mixed states of 56%

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is this real?

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Welcome to mutt/pol/

Yes.

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fuck fact user british guy, the grandson of those people was a co-worker of mine at the time. good times.

He got jailtime for punching the fire chief in the face.

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>Your army loses to this guy

I don't blame him either. Fucking shocking. Surely they could have put out the fire first and then asked for payment?

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>And all your foreskins get taken away because of this guy.

USA should be nuked for future of White humanity.

16.4 million is not even 6%

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Yes.
We have them in California too.
They're at fire stations and police stations, so they're always checked several times a day.

The idea is that rather than kill their baby, they'd rather let people abandon them safely and put them into the foster care system.

People still kill their babies though.

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>USA cringe thread
all you have to do is talking to one

>that Webm

Wife material right there

How is this cringe?

>American women.

This is embarrassing

Why do you keep your grease in buckets?

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HOME OF THE KEK.

no way ahahah

That's a staged German TV show.

what the hell

She's squatting 220kg with proper form, soyboy

They're like slug traps I believe, you fill up bucket with grease and put it at the bottom of a deep hole. Eventually Americans smell the scent of rancid meat and spoiled fat coming from the bottom, as they lean in to take a handful to put in their mouths, the slippery sides cause them to fall in and drown.

That’s just GDQ. Greetings from Germany!

Those tanks are hooked into our sewage systems. We have to have them to separate out the grease from our poop, otherwise the sewage system gets clogged up. Don't you have them there?

Yea. The neighbor called in the fire. The fire department had the neighbor on the fire list. The fire department showed up and sees the fire is next door, so they call the county fire department. Meanwhile, they stay on site and put out flames crossing over onto the neighbors property, while waiting for the county to put out the burning house.

Yea, since they were there they should have went ahead and put the fire out and charged 10 times or so the price.. The neighbor even offered to pay the guys while they were there.


it was a bad deal. Good ending though. Money poured in from all over since their story hit the major news networks. Someone even bought them a new house (trailer).

The grandson got jailtime, but he only had to serve it on the weekends. i think only 10 days or so.

An ACTUAL encounter with El Goblino.

Holy shit, that's a tall hispanic.

stay away from me

>only squatting body weight

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This is Americas future, a doctor, an engineer, a scientist; a diverse America is essential to protect Israel

I'm glad it was a happy ending. Sometimes I feel terrible being mean to Yanks on this board because some of you guys are genuinely lovely.

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For time immemorial, humanity has asked itself: What does it truly mean to be free?
Many people and cultures throughout the ages have tried to answer this question with varying degrees of success - but at some point in the 21st Century the American people finally found out the answer that humanity itself had been searching for so long.

Then The United States gifted us with the Big Bounder Bariatric Sports Wheelchair. (A gun mount can be installed)

wheelchairs.com/bigbounderpage.htm

This is not just Freedom, this is Peak Freedom. This is living life on the edge and to the fullest without need for such frivolous things as necks or the ability to stand. This is 62" of padded seating for your burgeoning ass, this is comfort, speed and support for when you reach the All American Milestone of 1000 pounds.

With respirator shelves and O2 bottle holders you'll never be short of breath as you scoot-scoot around the aisles of Walmart or at your local cruising spot.

Even the bags of snacks on the top shelves are no match for this incredible machine - it can be installed with a 13" seat elevator and lights so you can always spot the hamburgers in the dark.

Soon, I will be casting off the shackles of "recommended daily calorie intake" and self respect to join the ranks of my American brothers and sisters - who have bravely made the step into the realm of Peak Freedom. I can only imagine what it feels like but I hope that the rest of humanity will join them in their glorious future.

I've worked there for 13 years. I have never ever seen this.

lmao

>Israel
>Hurricane Harvey
>(((Harvey)))
really makes you thinking emoticon

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>He got jailtime
as he should for introducing violence to a voluntary exchange. the communist got what he had coming to him.

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FREEDOM BITCH!

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>La Creatura is just a me-

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Privately you just put it(in a container) into the trash, restaurants have to have it hauled for burning or something.

Holy mackerel.

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I blame office jobs
t. Not fat guy

youtube.com/watch?v=RJeugIJFXas

>American discourse

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this is the future we chose

Study interviewed children ages 9-11 years old.
Not "americans", elementary school children.

Also, there is a brand of chocolate milk called Brown Cow.