Explain Like I'm 5

I'm not a political person. I kind of don't care about politics. But today got me interested in why everyone seems to be having a meltdown over a memo. People are saying it's nothing, but then saying it's bad for the USA. I don't get it. Help babby's first redpill.

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The memo outlines that the fisa warrant used to spy on Trump's campaign was illegal. It means the russia shit should be null and void.

>Explain Like I'm 5
GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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The board is filled with russian shills making threads to add destabilization to the US.

Pretty clever desu.

Nothing. Republicans wrote a fan fiction and are overracting to it. Literally no one believes this bullshit besides retarded right wingers

The short version is that the democratic party and the FBI tried to accuse the republican candidate of treason knowing that the accusations were false so he'd be knocked out of the race.

So do you have an argument against the memo, or would you rather just put your hands on your ears and scream lalalala til it goes away

Pic. related.
Basically you have a bunch of high iq peasants in the FBI who thought they could twist the law in order to stop what they believe is the next Hitler.
They are not evil people, but they are high iq sheep who should stop pretending they can think for themselves and just follow the law and be honest.

So half the country believes it? Good enough.

Okay I sorta get this. I remember a while back Trump said he got wiretapped but people said it was fake. So this memo kinda proves he really was spied on? But why does this make the Russia stuff void?

I'll go back to Sup Forums after I get some questions answered.

Sounds serious, but I'd have to do a lot of reading and digging to know for sure. If this is true then it looks like a lot of people are in trouble.

People seem to be taking this seriously. I dunno man.

Like accuse him of doing bad stuff with Russia so people wouldn't vote for him? But he won anyway so they kept up the Russia stuff?

OK This helps a lot. Reading it again now.

Do you know about "The fruit of the poison tree" principle? Evidence collected illegally is not usable in court. That means anything they might have on trump right now has to be thrown out.

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you forgot to mention the jews

So why did they spy illegally? Couldn't they have done it in a better way?

That price of paper pinned on the front page of Sup Forums is fake, written by Russian collaborators to further divide america

here you go OP

quick rundown for normies

>Literally no one believes this
shill or bot. even cnn cant spin it, all they are saying is "waaahhhh we want our own memo!" like the children they are

Well you need a reason to spy on people. Trump did not collude with Russia, so it's not that easy to come up with a reason to spy on Trump. Hence the use of evidence they knew was fake.
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Because Trump isn't dirty enough to be pursued through legal means. He's a fucking Saint compared to 99% of Democrats and 95% of Republicans in Washington.

FBI knowingly used a fake dossier that was funded by Hillary and the DNC to get a search warrant on Trump. When getting the warrant they deliberately left out that it was being funded by the Democrats.
Also, this may be irrelevant but there is evidence to suggest Sup Forums wrote the original memo.

hey. Mario Tennis. Amazing game. Best 4 player game ever, maybe.

as for you :
I don't know anything about this memo
but you should at least know what's going on in politics my dude.

So it's basically like the cops wanting to raid someone's house, but they need a warrant, and they can't get a warrant, so they secretly pay a homeless guy to come up with a story about the person they want to raid, have him confess it to the cops, so the cops use the homeless man's fake testimony to justify getting a warrant, and they raid the person's house based on a lie.....

Am I getting close?

this. the worst the guy has done is fucked over other nyc real estate developers, and even that was not illegal, he just exploited the loopholes all the high end campaign donors to the political elite use to their favor.

Ding ding ding bingo bongo also checkerino

yeah pretty much, this whole thing is fucked, its been suspected but now its confirmed with proof. if people dont hang for this we need to get our rifles slung and march.

Yes, great analogy. Add to it that the homeless man and the police and the neighbors all hate the person in the house so they cover each other's asses.

Yes. That's it.

>Help babby's first redpill.
Get out NOW!
Leave while you still can.
You don't wanna know what we know.
You were warned user.

>be the dnc
>pay for opposition research
>receive fanfiction piss porn putin story
>give it to the media to blast
/shrug politics as usual

ohwait
>give it to the FBI
>use the piss-fic to help sign a warrant
>secret fisa court warrant so no one knows
>spend a year investigating and hyping opposition research

the left weaponized secret fisa courts and their fascism is about to come to a grinding halt. not even gay wedding cakes and black apology will let them shrug the fascist label they so deserve.

Forgot the part where Hillary's team propped up Trump's Campaign during the Republican Primaries because they wanted him to win.

Also forgetting the part where the Obama Administration bankrupted the DNC intentionally, so that when Hillary's campaign started, the DNC would depend on her for all of their financial dealings, putting the DNC in Hillary's pocket. The Donna Brazil Revelations

literally pee pee poo poo 4chinz fan fiction sold to american goobernment letter agencies and dnc to wiretap trump , its probably the most insane thing that happened since they jews killed their own messiah

then again we are pretty hard to phase and im having a lot of fun with Dune 2000 can recommend

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Yeah and half the country is also retarded Fox news watching simpletons

Don't forget that part where to legitimize the pee dossier, the FBI have McCain go collect the dossier and turn it into the FBI--- so they can claim it came from trusted sources.

FAKE NEWS

Argentina isnt white wtf

Hmm this stuff is really interesting. I should pay attention to politics more.

someone screencap this post for future reference.

FBI didn't even care about finding illegal doings from Trump. They thought the fact he was being investigated would make him guilty in the public's eyes. Which it did for many.