digits confirm that, but let's make this a conventional social event with snack trays from Costco and the craft brew du jour in the liquor section. Sam Adams maybe! Stella!
Jacob Gomez
t. unable to act like a normie.
Chase Clark
If you're actually a sperg, hosting a SB party is a good idea to actually connect with normies if you actually know anybody in meatspace. Just make it not shitty
Grayson Turner
I would legitimately kill myself if I was this autistic. Learn to socialize you fucking sperg
Sebastian Campbell
This will be fantastic practice.
"Didja hear about what Brady did with the.......?"
"Man, I hope Brady can stay healthy!"
So easy, brah.
Julian Watson
>Wanting to be a normie >At all >Ever
Kayden Martinez
This is why i hate white people
Fake ass mofukers.
Noah Martinez
"How bout them Raiders?" Classic conversation starter.
Christian Garcia
It's good to be well-rounded. Sometimes you have to fake it to make it.
Not as a lifestyle, but perhaps strategically.
Dominic Nguyen
>fascists who shill against athletic competition
I will never understand this
Xavier Mitchell
Ok, what would be real? Raping each other's wives and playing video games?
Adrian Long
24-21 patriots.
Chase Clark
Story time. >Be me, Be Texan >Be Friday in December in DFW >State Championships day 2 going on at the Death Star in Arlington. >Got to go pick up my Old Maid sister from the Airport. >Get back just in time to see Jerry Jone's Grandson's team losing to Manvel. Oh man Highland Park might come back. >My sister from California who is a died in the wool alternative medicine lefty starts complaining "What is the point of sports!?" >See one of the best HS state championship games ever, but god my sister can ruin it.
>Then the ladies can sit among themselves and talk about girl stuff. We're baking cookies, thanks. Should be fun.
Adrian Jackson
>wasting all that time recording and editing just to watch felon niggers run around on a field >and they don't even stand for you anthem, disrespecting you and your culture
Alexander Rivera
I live in Philly and really enjoy watching football, but the last two weeks have been exhausting. I'm sick and tired of hearing about it.
>WOOO GO EAGLES!!!!!!! >WHAT DOES 4TH DOWN MEAN AGAIN??
Joseph Reed
Digits have been on fire the past few minutes.
Thank you, Leaf.
Samuel Ross
A superb owl to remember!
Ethan Ross
not watching the white team win.
Alexander Richardson
When are the fucking Superbowl sales starting? I need a pair of running shoes.
Brandon Morales
Oh no! You said it but the Eagles win this year bub.
Connor Taylor
mfw I actually do like "craft beer"
Julian Garcia
That's right goyim, don't root for the racist Patriots... they represent white supremacy
Angel Walker
Same thing you damn faggot.
>Hey Jessica let me help you with the dishes! What a thrilling game that was wasnt it?
Dylan Kelly
Oh yeah? Think of the most obscure bullshit and try to impress me with it.
Let me guess...Dog-head Southern India Pale Lambic.
BEST BEER EVER.
*You can only get it at once small place, and there's a waiting list, so...
Jonathan Garcia
No, it's not the same thing. Maw implies some sort of grandmother.
White suburbans don't tolerate that shit. They go to the home.
Carson Harris
Yeah, the Patriots are so black
Adrian Robinson
>Anyone want to throw back some craft brews at my place and eat conventional snack food? >We can criticize the coaches and players! >Don't forget your polo shirts, and rehearse small talk about kids and work while we pick at chips and pretzels while standing. >Then the ladies can sit among themselves and talk about girl stuff. >Then I, the host, will say: "Well, shall we?" And lead us to the room with the television. Feel free to converge on a point.
Jackson Gonzalez
Only if you have those beef lil Smokies in the Crock-Pot with the barbecue sauce.
I could care less about football. I want some flesh......
Nathan King
Okay, what does a funky soul brotha like you do for the Superbowl?
Jayden Parker
I'd like that user, what time?
Jackson Perry
How bout them Stillers bro? Those millionaire blacks sure represent the dead blue collar roots of our city. They'll be my team forever
Lincoln Parker
Ack! You just stirred a memory.
As a kid, my dad used to get something he called "smokie links"
However, for the life of me I can't think of the name brand.
Fuck.
I could go for some of those.
Respect.
Nathaniel Wood
Game time.
"Hey, Jen, we gotta get going. Babysitter is expecting us..."
Be sure to say that at least 30 minutes before you ACTUALLY want to leave. You know how wimmin are.
Henry Gutierrez
>died in the wool RIP
Lucas Harris
::raughs::
Leo Wood
After reading your posts, I can safely say that you are one of the most autistic posters I've ever seen on Sup Forums. Something is very wrong with you.
Justin Powell
Can't get over how much of a shitty clone job they did on that picture.
Carter Price
Its the same thing but different event. Same concept.
Hudson Roberts
>I can't wait to watch the big strong black guys on one team fight the big strong black guys on the other team. I'm gonna convince my white daughters and white wife to watch it too so they can cheer on the big black guys with me
Imagine actually watching this garbage
Logan Evans
LOL that was good catch by Chinky.
William Davis
Who is this helmet wearing faggot?
Dominic Robinson
As hard as this may be to believe, I hide my autism reasonably well.
I fake it all day and then collapse on my bed and immediately fall into a deep sleep.
However, my wife/handler does expose me to these things, and I can accurately describe them.
Hunter Cook
Not me. I'm busy playing FFV and watching Trigun.
Joshua Sullivan
"Hey Tod!" You dont mind running to the store wouldja? We need some more chips if Rebecca and Sam plan on coming over this evening.
Thanks Tod!
Asher Wilson
>you will never be fake friends with user why live?
Andrew Taylor
You’re all some sad motherfuckers
Eli Miller
>another superbowl
Plebs.
Parker Evans
Found the nigger worshipping cuck.
Ethan Long
You've got this down!
Well done.
Fist bump!
Ryder Hughes
kek
John Nguyen
The NFL and UFC are watched mostly by women based on viewer statistics. because they crave masculinity and alpha men.
Leo Green
>Don't forget your polo shirts lol wut. I watch the owl every year and I've never seen anyone wear a fucking polo to the party.
Dominic Bailey
It's actually really depressing - my dad used to LOVE football, it was actually one of the only things that he liked and was passionate about, now he just mumbles that Football isnt fun for him anymore. I think the redpills are leaking out into the real world finally.
>lol wut. I watch the owl every year and I've never seen anyone wear a fucking polo to the party
You're not much of a suburban dad are you? Not barely hanging onto to maintaining the appropriate lifestyle for Money Magazine's top city to raise a family?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Dylan Scott
That's not why I don't like the Patriots retard
Owen Ramirez
>they didn't camp out for this release today Jesus Christ do you even beer?
Asher Flores
I used to watch the Eagles with my grandparents in the early '80s. Brings back warm memories, and I'm from Philadelphia, so there.
Alexander Price
Don't forget the Zionist Illuminati half time show. Justine Timberflake is going to drop his pants in a wardrobe malfunction. kek
Mason Rodriguez
I don't really like estrogenic beverages :^^^)
Carson Taylor
>galuf
uuummmm
Josiah Scott
Sounds, great, actually. Fucking love football. But also, this.
Levi Taylor
Can you blame him?
The NFL is literally 99% black. They kneel and bitch durring the anthem. And every half time show is some weird satanic ritual with dancing trannies and even more niggers.
Jeremiah Cooper
Psshh... I'd spit in her dishwater, and make her do it again.
Juan Lewis
Yeah totally brah We can get a 14 layer dip and each some tore-till-a chips and crack some brewskies. Then we can watch some good ol' american commercialball
Aiden Taylor
This years game triggers leftists
Joseph Thompson
I smell false flag terrorist attack
Noah Ross
im balls deep into a home renovation so ill be working.
i have zero interest in niggerball beyond hoping the patriots win under dubious circumstances so i get to hear more niggers complain about white people
Landon Brooks
Who in the fuck invites their mother to a super bowl party?
Cooper Martinez
I hate saying this but I'm actually pulling for the Pats. That being said, I'm pretty sure the Eagles will win.
We were supposed to have added security in my office because the SB has stuff near where I work. we even got photo Id's taken and everything. I was kind of looking forward to all the extra pageantry of the security but it ended up being basically nothing. just swiping some card we got to enter our building. Is it weird to be upset for not being inconvenienced? I just wanted to feel like I was part of it, since the SB will probably never come back here in my lifetime.No one wants to come to Minnesota in Jan/Feb.
Adam Murphy
He's referring to his wife, ya dumb leaf
Anthony Cook
Oh silly me. Please excuse my ignorance regarding American football, on the count of it being it being such a bullshit sport.
Ryder Harris
Wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Jayden Williams
"I didn't choose the job, the job chose me."
Hudson Ortiz
no matter who wins, whites win. also fuck niggerball.
Sebastian Johnson
lel. I also heard that the current(backup) eagles QB wants to be a priest after he retires. It's kind of hard to decide who to root for.
Landon Bennett
Patriots winning is ths only team that will genuinely piss off liberals and niggers tho.
They hate Brady because he's basically the epitome of a successful straight white male.
Easton Smith
EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT EAGLES AND THE PATRIOTS COMIN OVER TONIGHT ALL MY ROWDY FRIENDS ARE COMIN OVER TONIGHT
Euros have proper football where you can actually play as an adult, unlike cuckold nigger egg ball were you’re only idolizing which bull you wish you were.
Christopher Mitchell
checked
Samuel Taylor
heard about that game
white boy te drag over the middle gw title tuggggy in the jerry dome...savage
go cowboys
Isaac Morris
agreed. we invented sports. then we let jews and nigs turn it into what they are today.
pic related is what happens when you go to some other town and dominate their pack team of niggers at the only thing they are capable of doing (sports), and then leaving town with said town’s women.