/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - GROUNDHOG DAY EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU
strawpoll.me/14990999
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

> 10 year old engaged in a sex act with an adult man.

Never change, Chicago.

Actually it's 8 year old female black and it seems some nigger posted this as a video on Faceberg.

evening, roberts

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sheeit nigga is it real robert hours already

Good morning, Robert

Should be a lively night.

>Report the video to Faceberg

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>male black talking to himself

>Viral video on facebook

Niggers will fuck anything they can pin down long enough.

>be a woman
>take a picture of a guy being forced to suck dick
>still have to make sure your ugly face is in the pic

Evening, Roberts. I usually can't get in on these, any ongoing plots to be aware of?

Did he get the money? Seems unfair not to give it to him.

>Evening, Roberts. I usually can't get in on these, any ongoing plots to be aware of?

Viral video of 8 year old female black performing sex acts on a man. Niggers sure love their social media

Also Robert was following a car that was carjacked earlier tonight, waiting for helicopter support to try to engage.

>Did he get the money?

Probably not. Likely same law as you can't write a biography about your famous crimes and make money.

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>shots fired on campbell

REAL ROBERT HOURS

What ever happened to that youtube video with highlights of chicago crimes with the music laid over. I would watch it on loop sometimes when the male blacks took short breaks from their antics.

GILF THREAD!!!

I don't remember that. I was recovering from a serious injury this spring and summer when these threads were really active. I just sort of listened and posted some nig memes.

Ah man, it was always in the OP and it was really well done.

Can you believe this? Rahms trying to sack a cop because of the laquan macdonald case. He wants to appease his base by throwing a police officer under the bus. Also, activists are trying to bring down his gofundme page under false pretenses.

Yeah, really hard to believe, a Jew using his pet niggers to undermine western civilization.

Fuck. I wonder if there's another pastebin for that?

I really hope Roberts wear plates in their vests, Nigs are dangerous as fuck and Chicago is worst then Mexico

>6 or 7 shots fired

Real Robert Hours still half hour away.

>female screaming

>winded robert running


oh god robert, pls be careful

>one in custody!

>Three male blacks running

Good old fashioned foot chase, lads.

>she said help, he has a gun

>sharp barn?

I wonder sometimes how many hi points Chicago police seize everyday

>>she said help, he has a gun

Good Morning

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no clue i've been just randomly searching youtube for it. It was so well done it could have been a trailer for a documentary.

Well see if you can dig it up and we can add it to the pastebin.

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>Viral video

Only in African America does a CP video go viral.

I THINK I FOUND IT YESSS.

I don't remember the intro being this long, it could be cut down.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

>drunk wandering into traffic

>Male hispanic

About time he showed up tonight.

Saved.

Will check it out later.

>Several shots fired

How many shots dammit?

>SEVEN
>SEVEN SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE CASTLE
>AH AH AH

Things getting heated at the drag race?

someone didn't share their sliders

monitoring, comfy friday night, buckle up and get ya hot cocoa

>victim in car says he just got caught
>rush to hospital
godspeed

i meant shot rather than caught, sorry.

posted this in live pd thread


strawpoll.me/14990999

>Person shot
>7 other vehicles following

>7 vehicles chasing person shot
wew

>so those roberts have uhhhhhhhh no clue where they went

this is getting heated

checkin' muh keys. hello fellow roberts.

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>watch yo keys roberts

>Latin Kings were shooting at them

This is why they have to go back.

For fuck's sake, Robert, get your shit together!

Tear drop

confirmed killer

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I thought a single tear drop was for a person close to you who died, the second one was murder (killing the person who killed your loved one) although this is just the old school version

r uhere?

sir sir i dun got nothin

I'm not sure, but I remember in like 6th grade a nig moved to our area and he had a tear drop tattoo on his face...he was like 11

>pickup truck full, with a .40Cal

Actual 11 or rapefugee 11?

Yea, so he probably had a family member or close friend killed.

He was from Chicago, a lot of those nigs have moved here to small town Minnesota from Chicago

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Robert needs to get it together

>had a family member or close friend killed.

I'm out. I'll start a thread Sunday night if nobody else does.

>nigger in a batman suit
LOL

kek, although its almost exclusively used for victims of criminals, I know you're memeing but I seriously don't think it would be acceptable to get a teardrop for a loved one killed by a cop, usually gang shit or innocent bystanders

>trying to rat out his gay lover over a domestic dispute
I used to believe only women would ever do this petty/insane shit but I've just had my beliefs shattered.

1st time living in chicago and catching one of these threads

Car chase
>Car chase
Car chase

shits getting real lads

did someone crash into a cop car?

Stolen car rear ended a cop car. Also (maybe the same car) lost them, found them again then had to stop persuing due to a flat tire.

teardrop shit means literally nothing, it's the simplest tattoo in history to do and anyone can get it done for any made up reason

but usually the reason is "i'm a loser"

>homeless male jerking off and relieving himself in the vestibule

Roberts!

>female glassed man twice in the head at cantina
>also kicked him
Female Hispanic???