US Public School cringe thread

US Public School cringe thread

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This isn't cringe. Teachers are just ass fucked in the head as you or I. They do this on purpose.

Fuck you kike nigger bich lasagna

What are the correct answers?

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99.99% chance you just took a photo of some adult book so you could farm (you)s.
Do you feel accomplished OP?

thats just someone at a publisher having a giggle mate
the kids will never get the joke - and it is funny for the adults who do

So happy that amerimutts send their kids to public schools to learn Judaism

Probably

>We have black clocks and a black clocks in our class

It looks really funny with the blank spaces though

Looks fake and out of context.

The internet was cool before baby boomers took it over...

Yes I do

They are pedos

free burger for every microchip implant

I am guessing its

>we have black clocks and a black clock in our class

>we will clap with the clocks when we hear the clock

>be me
>be 14
>first year of leadership
>didn't know how dumb most public school kids were (I came from a private middle school)
>fundraising
>ordering stuff from the internet
>the site tells us the price and how much profit we will get
>decide to buy chocolate
>it costs 60 bucks
>profit will be 50 bucks
>dumb public school bitches in student body say that we lose 10 bucks
>explain that with the boxes we sell 110 dollars of chocolate and we get 50
>dumb public school fat feminist starts saying how I'm dumb and stuff and I can't count
>point out I'm ahead of them in math by two courses
>they keep arguing their point
>after 10 minutes they understand profit
>they then claim credit for this
>mfw

ALLELUIA...!!

I havent seen that fucking banana in 8 years. Why do you do this

Fuck you.
Buy the chip.

That is very, very, very funny

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No its a shop

That's the kind of assignment I'd love back in school. You get complete freedom to be a linguistic show-off while making sarcastic jokes and having fun

>you work for a human microchip company
A-are the non human microchip companies!?

sauce on the original image

the norks are building science centers while we are singing along to bitch bitch nigga bitch

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i didnt realize Hitler was a member of the Beatles

forgot image

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companies aren't people

They sent my daughter home with pic related and told her there will be a quiz on it next week.

That would be the implication.

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the worst thing is the word problem language is completely unnecessary for solving the problem

The terrorists don't want you to get microchipped

What are computers?

KEK

Do people not think this shit through before making the designs, for fucks sake.

I don't see a problem here.

It's ok, gears are hard.

It is intentional. How do you not know this?

That gear system will not work regardless of which way you turn it.

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kek i love how the numbers get bigger every time i see it

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>that subtle kang

I chortled

Could work in 3D

Intel

This is some A+ bait.

computers run the company?

Don't be a dip, get the chip.

we have black cocks and a black cock in our ass. we will fap with the cocks wh... we hear the cock

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Doesn't matter. Got quads

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It's super common to put a basic GPS/ID chip in dogs and outside cats now
Like everyone I know has put one in their dog, most of them would be willing to put in a similar microchip for themselves if it included access to payment info and government documents such as drivers licenses

kinda like teletubbies
lala: tinky gay!
tinky winky: pardon?
lala: tinky yay!
po: faggot faggot faggot

not sure if stupid or subtle jab at parents who interfere with the school business

Hot

Thats some mark of the beast shit right there.
As Yuri Bezmenov said, they start off teaching them as children, so that by the time they are adults they have been fully indoctrinated with a generation's worth of propaganda.
Its super effective

ACTUALLY ALL THE OPTIONS WORK, SO THEY ARE TESTING THE WORD PART AS A PSYCHOLOGICAL IDENTIFIER, ...

> IE MOMMY IS A DRUG DEALER

>haha I'm so glad I live in this orwellian society so I can make sarcastic jokes about it haha
This is why your country is what it is.

>Susan Mildwan | NOVEMBER 22, 2017 AT 1:30 PM | REPLY
>The teacher was within her rights to castigate the child and did so in a harmless way.
When did all the women in America become pedos and where were they when I was young and horny?

>deep state gets their ideas from schoolkids
no wonder they recently fucked up everything

KEK

>This is the last time these Jews fuck with me!

BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP

BBC is a meme. It’s an objective fact that taller people have larger arms and appendages including that. But in porn you see these enlarged floppy small-headed nigger dicks because that’s what the surgery makes them look like. The tall ones are legit but that’s the same with any race. Whites from Nordic regions are the tallest in the world. Niggers are actually on average below that white average penis length.

And they don’t have emissions like a horse. Niggers actually have lower fertility than whites. They just don’t use any form of birth control and are in a constant state of sexual emergency

is this from a public school or a private one?

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>caring this much about dicks

you gay asf boy

Fertility has to do with socio-economy -- niggers breed more (in the Third World) because infant death rates are much high and because they need progeny to work.

As for the BBC meme -- it's just that. Sure, some nigs have longer dong (it's why the muds castrated 20M of their afro slaves -- insecurity), but that's the exception, not the rule; and they do not have the longEST either...
>pic related

>ACTUALLY ALL THE OPTIONS WORK
I suppose aussie education is to blame for the loss of emu war.

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>*tv add*
>famous (((celebrity))) on white background
>"drumpf doesn't want you to get them! something, something... RUSSIA!"

underrated.

Get the chip, bigot.

Hahaha holy shit

nice

Oh man, the NWO is really desperate for ideas. No wonder they attempt to co-opt our memes and expressions all the time.

I really, really like this image.

Sup Forums get the fuck off the board

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I always refer to it as 'the government schools' instead of 'public'; government connotes incompetence, blundering hamhanded force, waste and fraud, everything it really is.
'Public' is like kumbayah community we're all in this together horseshit lies

what would put it into context, Shlomo?

Oh shit, toilet conference inception.

did anyone notice that school deliberately stagnates?

After basic literacy the things you're forced to read have "mature content" written at a fourth grade level with progressive themes instead of advancing your capability to read or write at an academic level.

Thanks for the scripture.

Fatty in the pic is Tammy Slaton

That guy looks like he has a huge pile of shit on his head

What's wrong with this pic? Is it because the students gear is bigger than the teachers?

what's cringe is that you posted this thinking it's cringe. The picture is fine and really true i don't see the problem, are you underage and still in school?

You bros ready to get chipped? It's gonna be so sick we get free tix to Red Hot Chili Peppers and two free Bud Lights for getting chips. Bro I'm gonna slay mad chipped puss maaahaha

The gears are deadlocked, imagine trying to turn one of them

They literally put a question in one of our standardized tests when I was in 10th grade asking you to write a few paragraphs on how you would feel if the government started tracking students location with a microchip.

Holy shit I was just trolling but feel fucking stupid now. I always thought it was because you don't operate bells with gears.....

The picture is fine and really true i don't see the problem ...

Wait a minute. Can you imagine the snickering in the "curriculum development office" when they thought up this question? Of course they meant it to have a double meaning. Sick dogs are educators.

I feel sorry for anyone who has a kid in that school or using that curriculum.

Take your kids out! Homeschool or send them to private academies, pol.

There you go :)