HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE NUNES MEMO
WASHINGTON POST In what was an unprecedented revelation with drastic global ramifications today,Independent investigator Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the failed former president committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from Democratic candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a press conference , Mueller teary eyed and exhausted said it's his recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable to extreme lengths. He also recommended Trump to be detained at Gitmo (A prison he proposed to keep opened) throughout the duration of the trial
"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene OUR American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, "
At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs." Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "f**k Barron" could be heard from the streets.
In an emergency press conference Paul Ryan apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress
Sources have spotted Trump at the White House residency where Mueller appeared from behind (which was said to be spontaneous) speaking something in a foreign language towards the ex president before the lights were knocked out.
Mason Bell
>washington compost >hiding flag like a coward epic thread you fat fucking retard
Grayson Cook
F**K BARRON
Thomas Phillips
She’ll catch a bullet before she’ll ever get back into the whitehouse.
Just staing plain facts.
Blake Hughes
I thought that the Onion had gone out of business. But, fake news is as fake news does. EVERYTHING printed inthe Washington Post is untrue. Only people with IQs below freezing believes anything in that "newspaper".
Benjamin Brooks
can leaf even read tho
Landon Wright
Why do I have to see this garbage?
Where is my daily hue bro's /LOG bread?
Owen Ross
Huge erection, if true
Hudson Richardson
No link. Op is a fag.
Adam Howard
The WP reported it you fucking retard
Jaxon Brooks
its satire you leaf
Hudson Gonzalez
>implying I would waste my time reading this bullshit fantasy written by a shill man you are one dumb fucking worthless sack of shit eh?
lmao, how new are you? we have ID's you fat microdick virgin manchild
Ayden Wilson
it's shill bullshit ruining pol you lard fuck
remove the cock from your ass if you want to be taken seriously, you cowardly kike
Aiden Campbell
gake and fay
Kevin Scott
That doesn't even make sense
Your totalitarian priggish demagogue lost, get over it
Evan Peterson
Fuck off, this is shitty copypasta. This is the 3rd time I've seen it.
Perhaps you need a little in-person heart to heart chat. If only I had the ability to serve legal process on Sup Forums and obtain your IP and then serve process on your ISP then kick your door in. Oh wait, I do. BRB...warming up the van.
Matthew Wood
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE NUNES MEMO This is some salty fanfic.
Jose Bennett
What a story, Mark.
Nicholas Hughes
nice thread drooling joe.
Henry Turner
large if verifiable
Isaiah Harris
OP could only be a fucking Leaf. Such sad libporn. Make sure to take your zinc tonight faggot.
Adam Torres
>implying you're not currently getting fucked in your loose faggot ass and that's why your posts are so mind fuckingly moronic or are you really just that retarded?
Matthew Lee
Because stating perverted sexual positions is mature and sophisticated
k
Ian King
KYS
Matthew Moore
>WAAAH STOP SHITPOSTING AND MAKING FUN OF HOW GAY I AM ahahaha man you are one pathetic little queer. just fucking jump off a building, you're worth less than dogshit, and you know it deep down.
Xavier Mitchell
True if yuge
Isaac Miller
S T A G G E R I N G T H R E E M I L L I O N - V O T E V I C T O R Y
Mason Young
Neck YS Faggot where is the link?
Daniel Thompson
Sedition and treason. Say it now, Op. Sedition and treason. Good. That's what you will be getting locked up for before being hung. Cheers.
Kayden Garcia
Manufactured with fraudulent intent and patently homosexual in nature.
Nathan Scott
I'd give 90 days in jail to beat down that fat nigger in public and have him eating through a straw for a month. Hell it'd probably do us both some good.
Julian Gomez
No link. Thanks.You are getting paid a fraction of a dollar to post fanfic for the enemy.
Luke Gonzalez
>teary-eyed and exhausted You're not writing a romance novel here, faggot.
Chase Morales
Kill yourself you disgusting mentally ill traitorous faggot.
Jaxon Martinez
SOTU already happened, ropesmoker Sage
Blake Murphy
Then you can easily link it then. But you won't, because its fake.
Carter Lee
It's not, it's the news
Jaxson Hernandez
Yeah then it got cancelled, as in the speech has been null and voided.
Noah Lewis
no, it happened what are you saying? is english not your native language?
Brody Thomas
It's no longer on public record
Jayden Johnson
are you saying you're a dimension jumper?
Luke Evans
I'm saying according to the state, it no longer exists
Jason Taylor
Oh no Drumpf's really in trouble now! Gee what's gonna happen?
Levi Carter
>The year is 2031 >Solid Barron Trump ex-special forces, now agent of PLUS ULTRA >Begins descent toward a deep state island called Shadow Moses Island >Father Trump sent them to acquire intel on the "illuminati" >This group has been in the shadows since 1776 >Barron being an agent of PLUS ULTRA now has uncovered some damning secrets >Barron now has to stop the "illuminati" lead by (((their))) interests >Barron agent of Ultra discovers (((they))) have created a nuclear weapon known as "metal gear" >Worried about the future of the nation he sets out to destroy the weapon >AJFox former agent of INFOWARHOUND intercepts >After gruesome fight he proceeds to the Metal Gear >Meets his female clone Liquid Clinton >Struggles to fight Liquid Clinton whom now pilots the Metal Gear >AJFox breaks conditioning and helps Solid Trump destroy metal gear >Destroys the metal gear and escapes the deep state island >Solid Trump say's the line "War has changed" and rides off into the sunset
Jack King
>Sources have spotted Trump at the White House residency where Mueller appeared from behind (which was said to be spontaneous) speaking something in a foreign language towards the ex president before the lights were knocked out.
What a badass. Probably a localized short-range EMP. Trump is a big guy too. Easily overpowered Mueller, and his dark Hashasheen.
Trump is Batman.
Dylan Kelly
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Brandon Young
>the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold >hero of the revolution >a traitor why do so many burgers believe this? our history is really short, there's no excuse for not knowing it.
Levi Nguyen
This long and still no link, this is getting awkward...