HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE NUNES MEMO
WASHINGTON POST
In what was an unprecedented revelation with drastic global ramifications today,Independent investigator Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the failed former president committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from Democratic candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a press conference , Mueller teary eyed and exhausted said it's his recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable to extreme lengths. He also recommended Trump to be detained at Gitmo (A prison he proposed to keep opened) throughout the duration of the trial
"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene OUR American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, "
At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs." Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "f**k Barron" could be heard from the streets.
In an emergency press conference Paul Ryan apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress
Sources have spotted Trump at the White House residency where Mueller appeared from behind (which was said to be spontaneous) speaking something in a foreign language towards the ex president before the lights were knocked out.
