BREAKING:MUELLER JUST CONCEDED TRUMP COMMITTED TREASON, SOTU IS CANCELLED

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE NUNES MEMO

WASHINGTON POST
In what was an unprecedented revelation with drastic global ramifications today,Independent investigator Robert Mueller announced that his investigation of Donald Trump had produced "enormous, incontrovertible and disturbing evidence" that the failed former president committed treason by colluding with Russia to steal November's election from Democratic candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.


At a press conference , Mueller teary eyed and exhausted said it's his recommendation that the Department of Justice indict Trump as a traitor - a crime that, if proven in court, is punishable to extreme lengths. He also recommended Trump to be detained at Gitmo (A prison he proposed to keep opened) throughout the duration of the trial

"Hillary Clinton's staggering 3 million-vote victory at the ballot box ensured that Trump's brazen attempt to contravene OUR American democracy and betray his fellow citizens were ultimately unsuccessful. But our independent investigation of Trump's ties to Putin has produced conclusive proof that Trump worked with an enemy of America, "

At one point, Mueller referred to Trump as "the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold and the Rosenbergs." Chants of "Lock Him Up" and "f**k Barron" could be heard from the streets.

In an emergency press conference Paul Ryan apologized to Clinton for both violating her Constitutional rights and abusing the powers of his office and violating her rights in the course of investigating her emails in communications with Congress

Sources have spotted Trump at the White House residency where Mueller appeared from behind (which was said to be spontaneous) speaking something in a foreign language towards the ex president before the lights were knocked out.

>washington compost
>hiding flag like a coward
epic thread you fat fucking retard

F**K BARRON

She’ll catch a bullet before she’ll ever get back into the whitehouse.

Just staing plain facts.

I thought that the Onion had gone out of business.
But, fake news is as fake news does. EVERYTHING printed inthe Washington Post is untrue. Only people with IQs below freezing believes anything in that "newspaper".

can leaf even read tho

Why do I have to see this garbage?

Where is my daily hue bro's /LOG bread?

Huge erection, if true

No link. Op is a fag.

The WP reported it you fucking retard

its satire you leaf

>implying I would waste my time reading this bullshit fantasy written by a shill
man you are one dumb fucking worthless sack of shit eh?

lmao, how new are you? we have ID's you fat microdick virgin manchild

it's shill bullshit ruining pol you lard fuck

remove the cock from your ass if you want to be taken seriously, you cowardly kike

gake and fay

That doesn't even make sense

Your totalitarian priggish demagogue lost, get over it

Fuck off, this is shitty copypasta. This is the 3rd time I've seen it.

Perhaps you need a little in-person heart to heart chat. If only I had the ability to serve legal process on Sup Forums and obtain your IP and then serve process on your ISP then kick your door in. Oh wait, I do. BRB...warming up the van.

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, LITERALLY BIGGER THAN THE NUNES MEMO
This is some salty fanfic.

What a story, Mark.

nice thread drooling joe.

large if verifiable

OP could only be a fucking Leaf. Such sad libporn. Make sure to take your zinc tonight faggot.

>implying you're not currently getting fucked in your loose faggot ass and that's why your posts are so mind fuckingly moronic
or are you really just that retarded?

Because stating perverted sexual positions is mature and sophisticated

k

KYS

>WAAAH STOP SHITPOSTING AND MAKING FUN OF HOW GAY I AM
ahahaha man you are one pathetic little queer. just fucking jump off a building, you're worth less than dogshit, and you know it deep down.

True if yuge

S T A G G E R I N G
T H R E E
M I L L I O N - V O T E
V I C T O R Y

Neck YS Faggot where is the link?

Sedition and treason. Say it now, Op. Sedition and treason. Good. That's what you will be getting locked up for before being hung. Cheers.

Manufactured with fraudulent intent and patently homosexual in nature.

I'd give 90 days in jail to beat down that fat nigger in public and have him eating through a straw for a month. Hell it'd probably do us both some good.

No link. Thanks.You are getting paid a fraction of a dollar to post fanfic for the enemy.

>teary-eyed and exhausted
You're not writing a romance novel here, faggot.

Kill yourself you disgusting mentally ill traitorous faggot.

SOTU already happened, ropesmoker
Sage

Then you can easily link it then.
But you won't, because its fake.

It's not, it's the news

Yeah then it got cancelled, as in the speech has been null and voided.

no, it happened
what are you saying? is english not your native language?

It's no longer on public record

are you saying you're a dimension jumper?

I'm saying according to the state, it no longer exists

Oh no Drumpf's really in trouble now! Gee what's gonna happen?

>The year is 2031
>Solid Barron Trump ex-special forces, now agent of PLUS ULTRA
>Begins descent toward a deep state island called Shadow Moses Island
>Father Trump sent them to acquire intel on the "illuminati"
>This group has been in the shadows since 1776
>Barron being an agent of PLUS ULTRA now has uncovered some damning secrets
>Barron now has to stop the "illuminati" lead by (((their))) interests
>Barron agent of Ultra discovers (((they))) have created a nuclear weapon known as "metal gear"
>Worried about the future of the nation he sets out to destroy the weapon
>AJFox former agent of INFOWARHOUND intercepts
>After gruesome fight he proceeds to the Metal Gear
>Meets his female clone Liquid Clinton
>Struggles to fight Liquid Clinton whom now pilots the Metal Gear
>AJFox breaks conditioning and helps Solid Trump destroy metal gear
>Destroys the metal gear and escapes the deep state island
>Solid Trump say's the line "War has changed" and rides off into the sunset

>Sources have spotted Trump at the White House residency where Mueller appeared from behind (which was said to be spontaneous) speaking something in a foreign language towards the ex president before the lights were knocked out.

What a badass. Probably a localized short-range EMP. Trump is a big guy too. Easily overpowered Mueller, and his dark Hashasheen.

Trump is Batman.

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>the greatest traitor since Benedict Arnold
>hero of the revolution
>a traitor
why do so many burgers believe this? our history is really short, there's no excuse for not knowing it.

This long and still no link, this is getting awkward...

it's a fat white bitch