Anyone else feel like a kike sometimes?

I'm not a kike, but every once and a while I feel kikery flowing through me. Whether it be picking up a $1 bill I see on the ground, buying something on sale, eating a bagel, or rubbing my hands together when its cold out to keep them warm.
Does anybody else have this problem? How do you handle it?

We are the jews now, Chaim.

I love the feeling when I jew someone real good. It makes me feel so powerful.

liking bagels doesn't make you a kike

no I spend too much

nothing wrong with a bagel every now and then, next best thing to a ponut

lol I'm Jewish so yes

I'm only a jew when it comes to money desu.

Bagels are also good as fuq

>tfw I wash my hands and look in the mirror

You are a kike and just don't know it yet.

>picking up a $1 bill I see on the ground
That's not Jewish at all. That's a whole dollar. Now picking up a penny, that's pretty Jewish.

I love their scholarly lifestyle and family values but despise them as people. I also love lox.

Bagels are god-tier food
Seinfeld is funny
Alison Brie is a goddess
I’m cheap with money
I’d like to rule the world
I eat chicken soup when sick

That’s the extent of my pseudo-Jewishness. Otherwise fuck em.

would I be considered a kike looking for savings because I'm so poor? if so it seems like a paradox.

I picked up a penny today. Fell out of someone's pocket and they didn't hear it hit the ground so why not?

I pick up pennies if they are heads up, tails down leave them for the Jews.

isn't a penny literally 1 cent? that's pretty kike-ish, our lowest denomination of coin is 5 cent and even I don't pick that up.

no thats just being smart

I sort my pennies for pre-1982 copper coinage to save as opposed to crappy copper-plated discs of zinc that's in usage onwards.

smoked salmon and cream cheese on a plain.
Fuck. Yes.

>t. kike

assume youre in the uk, the pre 1982 2p coins are worth 5p i think

You may be legitimately autistic, please don't breed

Betcha gon feel real powahful when a noble and virtuous man jews your fucking braincase with a hollow point

im half polish on my dads side and thats kind of like being half jew but its not on my moms side so it doesnt count

i have this box car i'd like to show you

Huh that's a screenshot I took from the Weiner documentary, feels weird to see it reposted.

It just makes you a fag.

Nope, US. Pre-1982 pennies are 95% copper. Hell, I just searched eBay for "pre 1982 pennies" and a shitload of listings popped up.

If I were a Jew I would unironically call people goyim. All the time. I would never stop.

Sometimes I do the hand rubbing and it feels good. Who knew being bad could feel so good?

when i was a student i ran an illegal book on tons of university sporting events, i kiked the shit out of everyone on the odds, 150% markets. it was all a bit of fun really, i didnt make anyone broke.
also while i was at uni, i used to fucking eat people on facebook via the classified pages, hundreds of people who had no idea what their stuff was worth. anything apple related was a goldmine, people were selling me broken iphone 5's in 2013 for £20 that i would instantly go and sell on ebay for £100 as a spares/repairs/untested listing.

i actually did quite a bit of kikery back in my university days, selling sunglasses i was importing from china for pennies was pretty profitable.

i got it wrong anyway, its 1992 here
>Copper coins made before 1992 are 97 per cent copper, which means that each 2p coin contains 6.9 grams of the metal and each penny piece contains 3.45 grams.

That's an odd assortment to cook right there together. The first thing that comes to mind are (((echoes))) of the kosher variety.

The eternal anglokike confirmed