Open bag

>Open bag
>See this
What do?

Open more bags.

Discard.

Take her on a fun remote island trip.

close bag

throw in a river

*Whips out dick*

Call the police like anyone would.

Call the police

Do her in the ass violently.

Her butt already hurts.

From what?

>zip back up
>drive to nearest river
>throw over the bridge

Open the correct bag.

Whoops, wrong bag.

Close bag

>"I knew I picked up the wrong blue bag at the airport"

Unzip my dick.

...

...

leave unattended at an airport

this is not my shotgun, how am I going to kill my coworkers now?

What kind of faggot doesn't know at least 7 ways to kill a man using a loli?

Name at least 3 then, faggot.

Why is she in my bag and the hell happened to my school shit?

this

What the fuck this isn't my bag. My loli has blonde hair.

John did you put a loli in my bag again?
>lmao get fucked user
EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK.

1. thigh crush to the neck
2. cunny suffocation
3. the ol' razzle dazzle