OCEANIAN UNION

Thoughts on an Oceanian Union?

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No fucking way am I paying tax from my snowwy suburban hellhole so that coconut island people can live on welfare.

I'm going to sell heroin to asian uni students until the end of my days, fuck australia to death and fuck those leech island for even suggesting this idea

Horrible idea unless you want even more Islanders

Australia and New Zealand seem to be getting riced good enough already why would you want more Island niggers?

Don't see anything wrong with Pacific Islanders, it's just blacks and Jews I have a problem with.

Only if Australia controls it all and exploits their resources.

Fuck Indonesia

I'm all for it. In fact I think it should go further.

I want a loose - but strong - multilateral confederation of small states that together is capable of resisting the Chinese menace.

We are vulnerable alone, but together we can resist.

Blacks and Jews will exploit every single loophole in that union and then you will convieniently be on the recieving end of the next humaitarian migration crisis

VERY weak idea. Logistic nightmare. Indefensible and pointless.

Wtf does any country not Australia or New Zealand bring to the table?

VERY good idea. Logistic piece of cake. Defensible and smart.

cheap workers and or welfare recipients

Small Pacific Islands: soldiers, strategic positions

New Guinea: resources

Don't forget the Indonesian menace, if they are given a chance to develop they could become a serious threat.

Jesus, how old are you?

Fuck off were full.

>Hawaii
Get fukt

How old are you? If you care about age you are likely very young.

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>Thoughts on an Oceanian Union?
Yes, I have several.
>1. Get a rope
>2. Tie a noose
>3. Tie the other end to a bridge
>4. Put the noose around your neck
>5. Jump off the bridge

Fuck me statists like this cunt need to fucking hang. More governments with power over fewer people, not fewer government with power over more people.

Almost all of those are US territories

we have enough coconuts already thanks.

Fucking dumb, Anzac relations are fine how they are and thats all that matters.

>Horrible idea unless you want even more Islanders
Says the Islander
(British Islands are Islands too)

NO, coconuts need to fuck off

>Small Pacific Islands: soldiers,
mate this isn't fucking vic 2, we don't need to to take over places to find soliders

No benefit I can see. West papua belongs to indonesia as well.

No, it all belongs to France.

nope it belongs to the netherlands
it should be a giant zoo for the wild tribes to inhabit
moslem invaders should be driven out and the only non savages allowed a few mining companies in fenced areas to generate income to support the protectorate

When has france even contributed to the pacific community

They blew the fuck out of the rainbow warrior.

So Terrorism?

Who would even notice? Or care?

Pointless...The Islands would make weak partners, NZ is the only capable one, Australia would have to fund it all and the beuqacratic nightmare would be similar to the EU

Big EEZ

Expand the RPIR again to fuck over the Satay-monkeys
>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Pacific_Islands_Regiment

they would need major reform especially since lots of land are in the hands of the natives and it would all have to be sold to cooperates to be productive

>Oceania union
This isn't seaquest

china wont allow it, they're buying off all of these little pacific islands. it wont be too long until they claim them as overseas territories, hell theyre already building naval bases on some of them.

They tried something like this with some islands that the U.S. captured during the war with Japan, and it didn't work because the islands had nothing in common and no reason to work together on anything.

There's no reason to do this. What problem does it solve? What will be better because of this?

OP is retarded and has no idea how crucial Hawaii and Guam are to our control of the Pacific. Hawaii is the most fucking important shit ever.

New Caledonia has approximately a quarter of all the world's known nickel reserves. Which is why I hope they succeed in their independence vote this year.
Fuck France.

Australia will invade all of them in World War 3 anyway

>What problem does it solve?
The problem of Australia and New Zealand from having failed states on their borders

Why is it a problem?

rather not have Pirates and drug production next to my country

>to our control of the Pacific.
maybe he doesn't care because he's not american

>A fucking triangle

china controls the food supply on most of those islands.