>Ayo hol up
*smacks lips*
>Iz you saiyan
*Increases national fire murder rate exponentially*
>WE
*Makes neighborhoods unsafe when majority is acheived*
>WUZ
*Propagandizes garbage to the world with the help of illuminati jews while ruining the hood too*
>THE ONE
*Goes back in time and tries to ruin an entire franchise before the goyim know"
>N SHEEEIITTTTT
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The only thing worse than killing a dead man's wife's dog and then stealing his car is trying to erase his legacy.
It never ends with the fucking Jew.
What if I told you, that I am actually jewish?
In Italian (and I presume in many othr neo-latin languages) boogeyman is "the black man"
What color will the red pill be?
purple
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, NEO, THAT YOU'RE A NIGGER?
>reboot
Fuck these assholes that call a movie remake or a TV repeat a "reboot"!
Warner Bros Motherfuckers. Money hungry pigs
>“I never let on it was hurting, neither did he. It was like, 'We have to do this,'” Common says. “The next morning, man, it was like, ‘I never knew it was going to hurt like this’ There was a deep bruise that came from Keanu
John wasn't exactly the blackman. He was the guy you sent to kill the fucking blackman.
But instead of machines, it's white men, amirite?
>Michael B. Jordan
Why do they keep pushing Wallace?
Who the hell still goes to movies?
Cape shit was old after the second one, disney wars was trash and generic action shoot em up of the month movies are just as shit as reboot clones.
Save your money and just refuse to watch anything until the market fails.
>Matrix 4: Diversity Neo
I hate land grabs. They should have stopped after the first one.
It's gonna be rainbow-colored.
Neo will fight Agent Smith while the both of them are deciding on their gender, and rolling around in wheelchairs, trying to pray to mecca
>Matrix diversity reboot
You fags should really hang yourselves if this actually happens and becomes a hit.
>Black Neo:
it will play before neo was even found
it will be about Morpheus who according to canon is a nigger
i don't get your butthurt
>NEgrO
>implying neo was the one
agent smith was the being born in the matrix, who was in the original matrix, who was reborn in the current matrix, and who sucesfully bent it into his image. hell, he almost broke his way into the next level of the matrix, where Zion and the others live.
>it's gonna be blue
Blue, they want to subvert us as much as possible, and what better way than to make the blue pill the 'woke' one.
It will become a (s)hit
>You take the blue pill, and I show you how deep a trans woman’s vagina goes.
lol (((they))) are so desperate to push this just so being "red pilled" no longer means the horrible truth trying to dirty the name
I actually liked the first film.
I hope this is in the second one with all the Agent Smiths
Lel
it's a breddy gud flick
Gonna be too late for that. We should just call the "Red Pill" -> "Being Enlightened" (BE)
They're literally giving Michael B Jordon work because of the Fan4Stic shit.
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KEK
this guy gets it
keenoo looks like a ghost
Another movie that I won't be watching.
You do realise Will Smith was originally cast for Neo?
Keanu is pretty much universally loved, surely this will backfire?
>ayy so u b sayn that I can dodge bullets n shit?
>no I'm saying when the time comes you won't have to
>i know kang fu
inb4 they just make a tv series based on the animatrix with the sequence when the athlete runner ends up a vegetable.
aka: nigger gets iq above the average and it turns him into Steven hawking
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CHECKED
When memes become reality
its a shop
the sequels were just giving people what they want and a money grab
you can't blame them for that
it is goat
but he later said he would have fucked it up
>What if we made Ghostbusters but with women
>Okay what's the story?
>No Ghostbusters, but with women
>What if we made the Matrix but with a black neo
>Okay what's the story?
>No the matrix, but with a black neo
Place your bets on what the third film to be remade will be
I think it'll be titanic, but with gays
>going to all that trouble to make a shoop
>Keanu is a fucking giant
why??
>Effort
Yeah but the 'one" was really the interface between Smith and Neo.