Vegans have better sex than you

Vegans have better sex than you.

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I'm not having sex, so...

Yeah, because I love my women gaunt, pallid, and flat chested.

SAGE.

>Vegans have better sex than you
I sincerely doubt this fact

Jokes on you, I don't have sex I fap.

but how can they have better sex than me if I'm not even having any? Haha beat that FAGGOT

Meet the people with a different diet choice having better sex than you haha!! yes!!!

leftists are very evil

if anything, every leftist has one thing in common and that is their unending desire to hurt other people. Regardless of their reasons or intention all of their actions are committed out of spite for other people.

Like buttsex? Im.not into that

Well, sure, when they can get over the stank...

To convert (Men) to the plant based diet.

Ok why not women?

Totally unsustainable as in 30 years the ecology/infrastructure that enables a northern european to engage in veganism will have collapsed.

because if men start doing it, women will do it just because men do it

...

Would make a nice poem.

> "...convert men"
> "...have better sex"

It's a fucking trap you idiots

yeah get paid to eat cheeseburgers like trump, then watch your hot wife go around getting wet for other men and sleeping in a room across the hall from you

The only vegan I know is a gaunt annoying faggot

>having sex
joke's on you pal

manly pants

>Vegans have better sex than you.

i'm not into being pegged, thanks.

top fucking kek

>Vegans have better sex than you.
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Zero times zero is zero. How exactly are they having better sex?

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they dont. vegan chicks are crazy and you dont want to deal with that. also sage

I enjoy sex just fine, thank you.
You say vegans have better, how do you know?
I probably enjoy it more, how would you know?
It's not as if vegans are healthy, a young relative of mine who is one, his lungs keep collapsing. He is going to lose half of one. So far I have never met a healthy one.

WGAS?

>what would you prefer user, better nothing, or nothing

Having sex with plants is gay

The vast majority of vegans are women, men don't want to go vegan because 'muh manliness, drinking milk and eating prekilled meat is so manly"

What the fuck does a lung collapsing have to do with veganism, and why does every study out there show vegans are healthier than non vegans

Vegan body builder checking in. 29, am a breeder bull for several carnie cuck couples, AMA.

Perhaps vegans are healthier because they are compared to any random ass person who doesn't have a diet and instead eats pizza 3 times a week. No shit vegans are healthier than them.

Well I'm having better meals than them. 4-7 of them each and every day. So I'm pretty sure I have them beat.

Insinuating I have sex

Then people need to stop shouting bullshit about vegans not being healthy

>eating better meals

Lol no you aren’t.

>got them beat

Lol no you don’t.

>Vegan body builder

When is this meme going to stop?

I'm vegan. Sex is exactly the same.

roflmao, got em dude!!
you sure shut him down by just saying 'no' to statements about his personal life which you don't know about about. LOL! trololololol

Hi I'm a vegan and I'm better than you. It's a religion without ideology, but I'm still better than you. Im a really shitty egotistical sociopath deep down, and by subconscious understands this, so I embrace veganism to attempt to display that by not killing and eating animals, I am more moral and virtuous, which in fact I'm not.

Never little guy.

Triggered :)

You all have a few more minutes to AMA before I leave for a breeding appt. Carnie cucks can’t get enough vegan seed it seems!

Getting jerked off at the AMP is fine for me. I don't see how veganism will improve it.

They want women to be 300lbs

>tfw no bbc in the pic only small chode

if you follow the food guide it says 2-4 servings of meat a day

the average meat eater has 3-4 servings a meal

so people saying meat eaters are unhealthy should make look at the minority of meat eaters who don't eat like retards, they're probably quite healthy.

you reading this, you're probably one of the morons that eats 3-4 burgers every meal and 6 hotdogs a day. you are stupid and dying.

>2-4
3-4 rather

>convert men to plant based diets

why are they so militant about it? I know low carb could make a lot of people I know healthier even if they do it short-term but I'm not fighting them about it like vegetarian and vegan people do.

Don't you want to have your weenie feel better goyim!?
Eat soy and be a communist!

Because it's for a moral reason, people desperately want to stop the animal holocaust. This one is actually real and we can see it happening

Veganism is not a partisan issue

>gets called out for being a gay cunt with shitty vegan bantz
Triggered sweetie :) Say it with me, Madam President

Does it magically grow my foreskin back? If not there's literally nothing else that could improve my sex life.

It's the exact same argument that leftist media have used for socialism.
If the kikes are trying to use your base instincts to get you to do something there is a reason behind it and it's damn sure not a moral one.

DO EVERYTHING OPPOSITE WHAT (((THEY))) SAY.

"eat less red meat" = You should eat more red meat.

"vegan food is healthy" = Vegan food is NOT healthy.

The Juice dindu nuffin = Juice did everfinn

Immigration is very good = Immigration is fucking devistating

You should be gay and transgenderism is normal = Gay and pedophiles are the sickest people of all and is mental disease which should be fought with fire

and so on

I guess taking a douche is easier when you only eat grass. Meat makes the poop stickier.

Oh honey, you already lost. :^)

Breeding carnie cuck sows is the only thing better than mentally cucking carnie cucks in these threads. Feels good man. Enjoy your burgers :^)

Q. how do you know somebody is a vegan?

A. they will tell you.

i found this picture of you

Why do they keep spreading this meme like it even matters?

Vegans can't get the right amounts of Omega-3s to counter the Omega-6s they're getting from all these plants. Omega-3s are what you need to reduce the inflammation that Omega-6 causes.

I sincerely doubt that arthritis leads to better sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=uqcTVVUFnKQ

vegans are literally retarded

Anytime someone says they are a vegan, I can't help but think about how much that person must fart and shit. Nothing but plant based food would be too much. Also how much of a moralfag/ pussy does it take to get to the level of vegan?

ok let's do the opposite

eat meat goyim - don't eat meat

Try again carnie cuck.

why do you holocaust your ass bacteria every time you wash it?

is that somehow less deserving of life than a livestock cow or chicken?

its not that manly but its certainly more manly than not doing it, faggot

thats not a fallacy, we also spout the average person is unhealthy. They are.

low-carb isn't necessarily healthier. often it's better compared to what people did before. but low-carb or high-carb doesn't matter much, what counts is the amount of plant-based and unrefined foods. animal low-carb is harmful, plant low-carb healthy.

nutritionfacts.org/video/plant-based-atkins-diet/

>i am about to leave
>still here 15 minutes later

It’s true carnie cucks are unhealthy, yes good point.

Carnie cuck threads usually last hours as cognitive dissonance sets in for the carnie cuck and they get lost in a confusing maze of their own very simple thoughts and conflicted morals, it’s hard to pull away at the beginning!

You should. It's a lie to get the goyim on cheaper food.

youtube.com/watch?v=LUm4LSGlKsY&t=440s

The problem is not vegans being healthy, it's vegans being faggots

Bit more complex; it's more live 'Buy our cheap meat at your local megamart' vs 'Buy locally sourced meat from well-raised cattle at your town butcher'.

>Little guy

I have a 4 plate power clean queer. Just so know what that looks like.

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>how carnie cucks get their information about health and nutrition

>caring about sex
>caring about vegans
These people make their lives seem so important because they are shallow. I don't care about your life and how up your own ass you are.

>power clean queer

Even your exercise sounds gay as fuck. Will carnie cucks ever learn..?

Flaxseed has more than enough omega-3 in it, I mix it into oatmeal for breakfast

>moralfag
You realise you're on Sup Forums right? This board values morals more than any other board

Bacteria aren't sentient so it's not as much of an issue

Its manly to ruin your health with hormone injected meat and literal breast milk? Ever stop to think that maybe that's why men are so effeminate these days?

Some vegans are faggots sure but most you probably don't even know are vegan. I don't mention it to anyone unless I have to

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Yea you got me on the comma. SHIIIITTTTT!!

Point still stands, you're a tiny sucked up permahungry faggot.

Flaxseed? hahaha, are you a bird?

this
there are cancer patients in hospice care having better sex than me

>Vegans have better sex than you.
Nope.
My sex life is great, and this is a clear psyop.
SAGE

If you only converted to veganism you would be shooing the ugliest women away, goy.

im 28 and still a virgin

jokes on you, I don't have sex

Fuck knows but he is also in to cannabis, it's not happening to anyone else in the family. He's just sickly, as are the others of his family who have gone vegan.

according to vegans

>drinking titty milk
are you a toddler?

buy yourself a whore FFS

>wasting money on a whore
>not becoming a powerful wizard
This nigga

Actually gritty milks delicious very sweet, any bloke who absent taken the opportunity for a slurp. While slipping his wife one, has missed out.

I raise my own chickens, cows, pigs and garden vegetables. When I sloughter them for meat I make sure to look them in the eyes as I snuff the life out of them.

Why are Vegans so insecure?
>Look this one article on a Vegan websites says Vegans are superior in all ways why aren't you Vegan yet like me so we can jerk eachother off?

>man who eats corpses says it tastes good
got me convinced
and everyone has had that milk aftertaste linger in their mouths, you dont gotta tell me

>2 years away from wizardry
>spending money to throw it all away

I have more sex
Quantity >quality

Once worked with a vegan (office job) and the guy would eat massive amounts of food. Nuts, beans, fruit, all day long. And he farted non-fucking-stop. From the minute he got in to the minute he left, he just kept blowing farts, and they stank like rotting compost.

He wasn't fat. He was on the skinny side (rode a lot) but my god, all I can remember is the farts.

>our ingroup for which we prosetylize recieves more short-term joy, or so we claim
>please, at all cost, ignore the fact that we choose to not talk about actual long-time happiness