Brazil need immigrants

Please come to Brazil. Our country need 200,000 European immigrants or our social welfare system will collapse.

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I'll just illustate it here.

Zone Green is our main immigration zone. 100,000 European immigrants will settle there.

Zone Orange is our secondary immigration zone. 100,000 European immigrants will settle there, but far away from the sea.

Zone red is future nuclear wasteland zone.

Zones blue and yellow are not currently in need of European immigrants.

Isn't zone green 99.999999% uninhabitable Jungle?

It's jungle, but not inhabitable no. We need immigrants to tame the jungle.

will the white, southern part of brazil ever try to get independence?

No, they're here forever.

Lol you think that you've got problems?

You can keep Green desu, it's basically got no infrastructure and too far from the coast, Orange has way more potential.
After removing the hues, it could be fairly well developed

I come from Rio and I can assure you that this South Brazil = white thing is definitely a meme.

>migrate to Brasil. kek
Sorry. Your social welfare system will collapse.

Are guns banned in South Africa?

How about taking some Haitians or Bolivians, I mean your surrounded by countries filled with lawyers, engineers or astrophysicians looking for work it shouldn't be too difficult

The best president in this country's history (Kubitschek) was a Czech immigrant. Who knows what waits for you in Brazil man.

It may be far from the coast, but the Amazon basin is pretty much a freshwater sea .

Good
Time for some fireworks then!

Europe is doomed. Brazil will be the new home for the white man.

Please come to Brazil.

This
I would never move to Brazil and completely waste my life learning Portuguese.

Uh.. no, but it is a long process to get a gun license and you apparently need one for every firearm

Ever try sopa de macaco?
If so, was it uma delícia?

>Good
So you'll come? Splendid.

We send them to South Brazil, they need more diversity.

Caralho, que vergoha alheia destes fios de "por favor, me incluam no Sup Forums"

vira-latismo da porra nojento!

We already donated some white to you Brazilians.

If you want a second round, you need to do something about the niggers.

t. fifty five

>European immigrants
European immigrants you say, eh? We just got over 2 million migrants from the 3rd shit holes in 2015, we would gladly ship them to Brazil!

Please tell your government to get in touch with EU officials to arrange the shipment of the refugees.

We could use oil tankers to ship them, just throw them in there and sail away.

>tfw sending all the non-european immigrants, rapefugees, visas, illegals and mixed race mongrels to Brazil
How do we fund it?

I've watched too many videos on Live Leeek to know better than to visit Brazil.

What should I do in Brazil? Can I even have a nice life there?

Do your magic, white man.

The niggers are killing themselves at a very fast rate. But still we whites can only manage to keep our numbers. We need white immigrants to bleach those kuruminhas and make Brazil great again.

>Be European white man
>Not wanting to breed pic related

No terrorist attacks, we'll get guns in 2018 so you can fend off the feral niggers.
Any carrer you choose, you will be easily on top because low standards.
Please come to Brazil, it's been years since I ate sopa de macaco.

>Can I even have a nice life there?
bestgore.com/robbery/follow-up-foreigner-mugged-santa-catarina-brazil/
I think he was austrian or american.

The same can happen to me in your country. Everybody wants our western shekels.

Fuck off. The last thing we need is more niggers.

>get guns in 2018 so you can fend off the feral niggers.
apex jej
In Brazil, children don't have shoes but they have guns and drugs.

theglobaleconomy.com/Brazil/wb_ruleoflaw/
>literally NEGATIVE rule of law index
Brazil is the most corrupt country in the world, more corrupt and violent than Syria and Iraq combined

no

The same can happen to you in Wien, my saxon fellow tribesmen.
Gypsies left West, not East, we don't love rapefugees or gypsies here, we're racist, christian and violent.

Europe has /lots/ of Europeans for you, Brazil! You need pioneers, Europe has excess population. Gives the Europeans a chance to prove their mettle. I'm sure something can be worked out.

>this much butthurt
>Romania flag

Your country would be just as undeveloped as ours if not by all the Germoney you get. At least we are not cucked by the EU.

> people here are shit
same as the rest of the world then. don't believe europeans will make it better. look at what we are doing to our own countries... especially swedish people, who has been reduced to a spineless, low-iq, welfare cult. people here want welfare just as much as anyone in the favelas, and our countries are going the exact same way as yours.

the europeans who built the west are gone.

>racist, christian and violent.
Brazilians are all of those things, plus 10000000x times, therefore Brazil >>>>>>>>>>>>> Romania

Ok am thinking fortaleza but not sure.
I'm a business man and am lookong to emigrate. Where can I find the best bundhas? Not into paying...

Ok am thinking fortaleza but not sure.
I'm a business man and am looking to emigrate. Where can I find the best bundhas? Not into paying...

have a (you) for the informative filename

damn this has always been a fantasy of mine
reminds me of lost city of z

>Fortaleza
Bad idea!

Hey Robson, your genes are a meme

I'd never move to that shithole. Argentina is much whiter.

But the women are so hot

OK shill now BTFO

>The best president in this country's history (Kubitschek)

Last time I was in Brazil I saw greatest national shame of the century.

The niggers in the big cities like Fortaleza tend to be more feral, but it's fine if you can afford to live in a rich neighborhood in the suburbs. Think Chicago. I would recommend smaller cities though.

>Where can I find the best bundhas?
If you are white and young woman will LITERALLY jump into your cock for free the same way Swedish woman jump into the BBC. Can't be more easy, they love foreign accent so much it's ridiculous, and I would be very jelly if I haven't found my own kuruminha already.

Can you 100% guarantee me fat latina ass that will twerk on my dick?

>Zone red is future nuclear wasteland zone.
Based

Nice

kek

>south
>white
kek.

Post Brazilian qt'ies Alejandro. Also how bad is crime there?

>Move to brazil
>Get to shoot nigger children for fun
>Cops probably dont give a shit
I will unironically retire in Rio when death is near, just so i can kill some motherfucking niggers yo

would I get worshipped by big butt cuties in brazil if im white?

see

seriously this, if I can get a fat assed latina then I will consider it.

Can i have nigger children sex slaves? Asking for a friend

Yes, and if you have money it gets so easy it's ridiculous

Thanks dude I'm also interested in minas geris (?) Any info?

Tell you what: stop coming to Europe and we'll think about it.

I don't have much money but I can afford a small holiday to bring back a wife or something. Are they like Russian brides looking for an escape to a 1st world country?

whens the best time of the year to visit brazil?

Yes. The country is so shitty right now, economically and socially, that they will not even think about not going to a 1st world country with you, any country

when I used to watch porn I always went to portugese version of sites because I loved brazilians with fat asses

i want to visit brazil sometime this year :^)

Minas Gerais is also a beautiful region, is more developed and have WAY less niggers when comparing to the northeast region. Also they have the best food in the country and I'm yet to meet a mineira that is not a qt (I'm not counting the nigresses).

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S O O N

Don't do it user.

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/152975046/#q153029500

>uninhabitable Jungle
Dude, i live there. Theres like 15 million people living here.

>t. Olavo

Doesn't matter much, the weather is mostly the same the whole year. I would avoid coming here in January and February because it's raining season and when it's not raining it's a blazing hell outside.

Go for it, man. Just stay away from Rio, because you don't want to be shot or robbed as soon as you arrive

please god I hope this is true, you guys could be as slippery as ruskis though where they divorce you as soon as they get citizentship.

youtube.com/watch?v=f_lvK3fc1qg

>archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/152975046/#q153029500
yeah aight fuck that shit

where do I go then?

90% of those homicides is niggers being killed so it's a good thing. They are genociding themselves and all we have to do is sit and watch. Feels good man.

>>literally NEGATIVE rule of law index
>2.5 is strong rule of law
>-2.5 is weak rule of law
Brazil is ahead of all those countries you listed. Haiti is -1.17. Syria thanks to the civil war is -1.43.

Post your hand

They will be faithful caring wives if you fuck them properly, so better stop watching porn and work on fixing that dick user.

why don't you kill each other and then we may come ;)

do you want to party or relax?

Yeah. What are malaria, chagas disease, piranha and candiru (this tiny little fish which can enter in your urethra and destroy your penis)? Literally nothing!

Ideally party more then relax, I would like to get coked out and bang a big assed latina t b h

No, it isn't. Thanks to a "little help", we could "convince" Transparency International and now we are in 79, better than Argentina and Mexico
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index

>dreaded urethra fish

Santa catarina to party. Nothing beats it.

Actresses in that video don't even look latina

Fuck off with your shit nigger, and fuck (((social system))).
Also fuck off everyone, we're full of mongrels like OP.

You can go to Fortaleza in your vacations. And go to 50 Sabores ice cream shop there, it is GOAT

Am I white enough to hate niggers user? I feel like ate least I'm better than the 56% amerimutts.

Please Russians, Germans, Poles, Czechs, Croats, Hungarians... come to Brazil. We have a lot of natural resources, don't let the shitskins destroy everything!

>bully a Brazilian
>he joins in

Back to 55chan scum.