Brit/pol/: Paedogeddon Edition

>Notorious nonce and paedo found sleeping in a KIA in Liverpool with six toddlers in his boot - was feeding them dozens of limes a day.
youtube.com/watch?v=WKWKq0ThhAw

>Thousands protest against RNHS' destruction
inews.co.uk/news/health/nhs-march-protest-london-cuts/
archive.is/VJQG8

>British Courts protecting the arms industry
middleeastmonitor.com/20180203-do-british-courts-really-need-to-protect-the-worlds-most-corrupt-industry/
archive.is/29xEn

>Security Minister outs Russian Oligarchs - Not Saudi, Qatari, Chinese etc.
[Is the UK the new home of muh Russia narrative?]
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42926819
archive.is/oCd0X

>'Angus Robertson steps down as depute leader' (sic. The BBC always typo headlines)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-42931413
archive.is/07o1k

>Brick thrown through Tory window over 400% council tax hike
metro.co.uk/2018/02/03/brick-thrown-through-tory-councillors-door-after-council-tax-is-increased-by-400-7283828/
archive.is/0ddOg

>Mogg attacks treasury on Brexit 'fiddled figures'
cityam.com/280001/conservative-mp-jacob-rees-mogg-accuses-treasury-fiddling
archive.is/yNirS

>Nuttall won't be charged for 'election fraud'
itv.com/news/2018-02-03/former-ukip-leader-nuttall-will-not-be-charged-over-electoral-fraud-claims/
archive.is/6hwGs

>UK govt bails out Carillion vultures with £100m freebie
news.sky.com/story/carillion-contractors-to-get-loans-in-100m-government-support-package-11234316
archive.is/XciEz

>Theresa May continues to manipulate migration figures for economic forecasts
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/92567/theresa-may-hints-students-could-be-removed-migration
archive.is/KOQjS

>UK help USA and Saudi to kill Yemeni civilians
thenational.ae/world/saudi-arabia-and-uae-discuss-yemen-with-us-and-uk-1.698222
archive.is/7uqXS

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google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2006/apr/09/labour.immigrationpolicy
youtube.com/watch?v=4zC902_Lp5o
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Universal Basic Income

Looking forward to Pink kneeling after singing the national anthem at the SuperBowl. Hopefully that’s the catalyst for the civil war.

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Please take your unsavoury nonsense to /ptg/.

Why limes?

>"Check out the new MEGA-MEGA Mac from McDonalds only $1"
>"THE NEW DODGE EXPLORER does 56 miles to the gallon"
>"Wife spending the night with Tyrone again? TRY ALL NEW VIAGRAMAX"
>"Need your sugar fix? TRY SUPERDUPER COLA available at wallmart"
>"Do you ever want to go to the mall, but get tired just from walking to the front door? INTRODUCING THE MOBILITY PLUS TURBO SCOOTER, now with in-built toilet!"
>"And now back to the BURGER KING Stadium for the.."
WHAT THE FUCK WHO PUT THIS FUCKING SPORTS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY COMMERCIALS

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Eddie eats limes.

fucking kek

>speenhamland 2.0
kys

DEANO

>claps

I don't want scurvy

Scurvy

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Eddie lives on a strict diet of corned beef, limes, and aldi rum, with side orders of desertion and shame.

He also has bananas to keep himself regular. He sometimes eats them as well.

>Eddie eats limes.
Is that why he is so bitter?

Meet your newest triplord™.

Why is Dawkins suck a cuck?

Neck yourself

Hang on. Rum, limes... You been making diaquiris you faggot?

There's a village which has been ruined by deanoboxes inbetween Coventry and Rugby on the trainline
No infrastructure provided of course

Oi Eddie! Use your useless law degree and find out if it's illegal to bang 14 year olds in Germany or not.

Neck yourself

do it

>>>/gaschamber/

faggit

Neck yourself

>1 nil to Wolves
Unironic
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

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Atheist

Why is tripfagging not considered off topic and spam yet goalposting and blogposting is?

Why?

>if it's illegal to bang 14 year olds in Germany or not

And the gardens are the size of peas

because Sup Forums has shit and inconsistent rules

Only £1.75! What a result!

because moot was a cuck

dumb frogposter

Every time I see an unironic GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLl I breakdown

>goalposting and blogposting is?
No it isn't
We've literally gone on raids and only got warnings from the local sp jannies.

It is fun try it

I was under the impression you could potentially be prosecuted based on our age of consent laws regardless of the aoc in the country the act took place. I'm just curious if I made that up or not.

Go on Ngubu!
Score us a cheeky one, lad.
What a fuckin' ledge.

Haiku GOAAALpost

>implying hiroshimoot isn't worse
That nipnogger is straight up selling your data to his mates.

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You haven't been here in the daytime this week. Goalposting became absolute cancer, it leaves a bit of a poor taste in my mouth now.

lel

You follow the law of the land you are in.

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I'm going to wogball tommrow
There's this guy a few rows back that's gets really wound up and goalposts irl I'll try to see if I can record him and put it on voccaro

Looks like freedom

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he's not a cuck though

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final one I promise

>even the wall has a nose

>he posts a picture of our ex pm with net&yahoo to mock us
>urr durr you shuk de jew hand
Tosser, we made Israel. Post a picture of the Balfour Declaration and do it properly.

google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2006/apr/09/labour.immigrationpolicy

Think I was wrong since it requires it to have also been an offense in the other country. Maybe it was a US law or something I was thinking of.

Oy Vey. Give me back Madeleine

Tbqh I didn't like goalposting at the start
Then it just clicked when I saw the one with Lukaku and now I find it hilarious

>heebs will not divide us
Malaria has sove very weird proprtions in that photo

seen this post before m8

fucking hell
I didn't notice this

i did too, i gave a different reply though

What should go in Blue?

youtube.com/watch?v=4zC902_Lp5o

There were a couple of spastics that insisted it was funny to have all caps, brainlet wojak conversations with each other about inane 'lower class' stuff for the the whole thread, across multiple threads, for three days in a row.

Farmland

Still better than tripfaggot shit

that was probably pube desu

Here's your (((you))) jyu

that sounds funny
is it because you're from wolverhampton?

>a country that requires you to be 21 to drink
>sensible laws

Well, what replay did you give me, George?

Africa.

Gookmoot unironically saved Sup Forums. Luggage lad wanted us gone, and the rest of the site was shilling for hiroshima to delete us the other year when we lost the main advertisers - he told them to fuck off. Nevar forget pic related.

>that sounds funny
YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN
You weren't there

stupid frogposter

Fookin torehs unnit

in all seriousness Sup Forums should be deleted and only brit/pol/ saved (like the ark in the great flood)

Course he told them to fuck off, this board is among the biggest draws of traffic to the site and he makes money by selling user data. More traffic means more money, don't think he did it because he likes you. He's a businessman like all others.

>Wanting all the autism from outer/pol/ and the world crammed into here
no
just a simple /polg/ will do
/ptg/ would slowly die because of the board move as well, and we wouldn't have to deal with r*ddit tourists

good idea. who do i vote for so that this occurs?

Appealing to profits is such a wormy, jewish thing to do to convince someone to comply with your desires.

>X is not X if you only do X for a little bit
Good to know.

100% deano

oooh an upgrade

haha

Fookin posh cunts eating their tea after 5

The absolute STATE of those """"""""""""""Gardens"""""""""""""""

>They paved over England, destroyed all the trees.
>Covered the land with the Deano disease.
>These people don't garden, they know nothing of pruning.
>No big trees in sight, no flowers are blooming.

>Ground Force returns, and Deano best run.
>We're coming to bury the Smithster and chums.
>Dimmock is armed with a high pressure hose.
>Tommy is ready, grenades he will throw.
>Our weapons are ready. Our souls are now hardened.
>Massacre Deanos - then wank in the gardens.

Only subhumans dont have tea at 5.30 punctually.

wtf i love ecofascism now

Kek

10/10 lad

>tfw Aldeh is being closed down and replaced by Waitrose
I bet the fookin soovern cunts were behind this

>tea

He thinks its called dinner