Angus conspiracy

Alright m8s let me give you a rundown, strap in because shit gets real.
>it all started with a burger king commercial
>man asks for an angus burger and the guy at the counter starts lauging and he yells to the other employees like "ayy come over here, this dude wants an ANGUS burger"
>they all start mocking him and saying there is no Angus Burger
>then it cuts to the angus burger and when it cuts back to the burger king employee his smile is gone and he looks terrified like his reality has been shattered.
>it then cuts to the burger king employee who's now in a mental asylum and his hair is torn out in places, his clothes are ripped, his eyes are wide and written all over the walls are the words "angus burger"
>follow up advert
>man is no longer in a mental hospital and is visibly older and has a wife. He's eating thanksgiving dinner with his family when his daughter comes home and says
>Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Angus
>the man's eyes widen and he has flashbacks from the Burger King incident
>he picks up the turkey knife and stabs Angus through the heart.
It's hard to even find real footage of it now. The second advert had blood, gore and everything, real morbid.
There was this interview where the burger king CEO was asked about the angus burger advert (this was like 5 years after they stopped airing it) and the guy snatched the camera from the interviewer, slammed it on the floor and walked off.
Burger King spent millions of dollars removing any mention of the angus burger advert from the internet.
Even Sup Forums threads about it get taken down most the time (rip in advance)
The actor who played "Angus" in the second advert was found dead in his home last year, stab wounds through the chest.
Pyrocynical made an angus burger joke in one of his videos which he later took down, according to reddit he receieved anonymous deathreats and was told to take down the video for his "own good".

What do you think? Do any of you remember the advert?
... I sure do

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Why don't you post the link?

...what the fuck are you talking about? Get some help you schizophrenic.

youtube.com/watch?v=1uLzEvEwPHA
this is the ad, he's making shit up

thats the short clean version the full version is nowhere to be found

I revoke my objection

You better stop posting if you know what's good for you user.

t. Hereford

meth is bad mmkay

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Suck a cock you fucking faggot.

sage

Perhaps the real Angus conspiracy is the plot to make us thing that 'Angus' beef is somehow better than any other random kind of beef. I'm getting tired of seeing 'Angus' plastered all across packaging, as if it's anything other than a marketing gimmick.

I never heard anyone talk about Angus beef being better until the marketing campaigns started. Then they act as if it was a whispered secret among beef lovers for years or something, and finally us pleb consumers are allowed in on the underground beef game.

Impressive

kek

creative viral marketing, senpai

> He isnt the secret burger clubl

Stop.

OP's been doing lines of special sauce again

Shoo, Burger King marketing shill. Bill Hucks was right about you folks.

OP's right you know?
youtube.com/watch?v=OQCaZmB_oUc

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LOL ultimate state of Burgers land. Btw does the burger have 56% discount

These posts always show up in the most spoopy of threads.

Have a bump OP

wierd i cant play it

Poliitics?

HEIL

reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7u79d7/the_angus_conspiracy_a_rundown_for_you_guys/

Who are you?

> TFW I am also not in Secret Burger Club

Nice digits. You're still retarded.

Wut. Aberdeen angus beef has been premium for ever.

It's politically incorrect to speak about (((TPTB))) controlling the food the goy-I mean-cattl- I mean citizens consume on a regular basis.
youtube.com/watch?v=Mhcj3sOdckg
>The Belluminati | Commercial | Taco Bell

I mean, we're talking about Angus here.

bump

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from the leddit rink

Don't make me destroy (you).

>he picks up the hyper-realsitic turkey knife and hyper-realistically stabs Angus through the heart.
try harder sweetiums.

You have Burger King in America? I thought it was an Australian thing.

McDonald's shills. This never happened. Now mods do your fucking job and remove this garbage.

youtube.com/watch?v=OQCaZmB_oUc
What say you now Ronald-Goons?

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ3ugB74UNU

What games are you playing, bong?

>not being in the secret burger club

That's amazing. Did you just make that? I love this place

I did, yes.

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this thread might just get more attention than i thought it would

checked

this so much this and only this. until today i did not even know they market this shit world wide....wait if i am going to check this i will find it all over the world wont i? not only in the west right?!

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what did he meme by this

smacking noises before he even talks, nah I'll pass that one.

You're missing out, friend.

digits of truth, find this shit

i don't care EX-DEEH

seriously tho. i cant stand people making smacking noises when they talk. imagine my shock when i once got a Fat Joe record for my birthday once.

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Is this like that golf thing?

golf rumors in no joke

/quickrundown/ on the golf thing?

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intadesting

I remember it exactly as OP states.

I think you are a nigger who posts pasta for ((you))s. Go home and kill your family.

I thought it was their nickname for the president

I like Brangus myself

How did you even see that advert if it was only in the uk

Kobe beef.

fitzthistlewits?

Lol

>mfw when I thought this thread was just the ravings of a mad man then this happened.....

>weebmeat

Srsly?

intresting read but

Where the children get ground into burgers?

Have none of you heard of the M A N D E L A effect??? It's like it never happened isn't it? Spooky

texas

>a deafening silence covers the thread

if you guys are interested heres a video explaining it so you don't have to read a shit tone of text
youtube.com/watch?v=OQCaZmB_oUc

What a waste of pentas

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btw almost all beef consumed in the U.S is black angus. have a bump crazy pants

Fake and gay.

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