Hentai quotes

Hentai quotes.

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>you will never find sources for these since they all all crops
We need a kind of wiki-like site that lists these and allows anons to attach sources to them.

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I miss bird threads.

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Which one is that?

>"Foolish boy... You are being ripped off... You won't be able to rape me after cumming in my mouth"

source on this one? lol

I don't think people even remember the ones they personally cropped.

>CHEX

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Is this a doujin about Daleks?

> but i'll take your virginity, mom
KEK

Either it's referring to non-vaginal virginity, or purityfag pandering has gone too far.

>my father remarried

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Does this count?

Fucking ingenious

I laughed

>when your genitals straight up tell you they want the d

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Its turkey time

Futachu.

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It's machine rape so somewhat right I guess.

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Legitimate TL or trollsub?

When will someone invent an image search engine that can handle cropped images?

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Not hentai.

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>source: Futanari Masturbation Festival 3

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I think I need to see this one.... Any chance to get some sauce there boss?

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Is this retard sex?

Well, never mind all that. This has nothing to do with this thread, but would you just listen to me for a little bit? I went to the local Yoshinoya today. And the damn place was packed so full of people, I couldn't even find a seat. So I looked around a bit, and I found a sign that said "150 yen off". What the hell is wrong with you people? Are you idiots or something? Any other day you wouldn't even think of going to Yoshinoya, but if it's 150 yen off, you all flock in here? It's just 150 fucking yen! And you're bringing the kids too. Look at that, a family of four going to Yoshinoya. Con-fucking-gratulations. And now the guy's going, "All right! Daddy's ordering the extra-large!" Shit, I can't watch any more of this.

Yoshinoya should be fucking brutal. Two guys sit facing each other across a U-shaped table, and you never quite know if they'll suddenly just start a fight right there. It's stab-or-be-stabbed, and that's what so damn great about the place. Women and kids should stay the fuck away.

Well, I finally found a seat, but then the guy next to me goes, "I'll have a large bowl with extra gravy!". So now I'm pissed off again. Who the fuck orders extra gravy these days? Why are you looking so goddamn proud when you say that? I was gonna ask you, are you really going to fucking eat all that gravy? I wanted to fucking interrogate you. For about a fucking hour. You know what? I think you just wanted to say "extra gravy".

Now, take it from the Yoshinoya veteran. The latest thing among the Yoshinoya pros is this: Extra green onions. A large bowl with extra onions, and egg. This is what someone who knows his shit orders. They put in more onions, and less meat. A large bowl with the raw egg, that's really fucking awesome. If you keep ordering this, there's a risk employees might write you up. This really is a double-edged sword. I really can't recommend this for amateurs.

And you, well, you should really just stick to today's special.

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I'm sorry I'm a newfag but where is this pasta from?

That's a great title for a VN.

>Yazan is loose.png

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>Nanking.png

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Incredibly sexual content ahead

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>smash_players_in_a_guilty_gear_tournament.jpg

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