Don't take ancestry tests

Northern swede here. I took an ancestry test because of Sup Forums retards and their white makes right stuff. Just for fun. Turns out I'm not 100% scandinavian, as I thought, but ~6% finn. No, not fenno-swede or something like that, but pure finn (it says "finnish/northwest russian" so definitely real finn).

What do I do. What in the hell do i do. The permanence of this is starting to sink in. This can never be washed off. There is literally nothing I can do about this. I'm not pure viking, as I thought, but part of those freaks they refused to even let onto their ships. It's bad enough that scandinavian largely means norwegian and not swedish, but i kind of knew that (from studying my family tree), so i was prepared, knowing that at least I'm not a dane. Then this came out of nowhere.

I wish I never took that damned test. I was happier not knowing at all. Don't do a gene test ppl. Or if you do, make sure that is what you really want. There is no putting the toothpaste back into the tube. I will of course be taking another test, from another lab, but honestly my hope is extremely low.

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Tell your wifes bull to fuck her extra hard.

That usually cheers you up.

finns marched for the fuhrer, now spit that black pill out you faggot. you actually paid kikes to take a black pill. im going to leave it there, you know what you did.

i just love how fucking worried and freak millennial woes was when looking at his test

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>Don't take ancestry tests

You're god damned right.

Grow the fuck up, if you still don't know how unreliable these tests are you deserve the tears.

Hahahahahaha. Learn to say, "Terve," and fuck off, Serkku.

t. Yooper Finn.

Haha mutt

I feel you man. I would honestly kill myself if i found out i had finn blood in me.

>> not pure viking

Vikings never gave a shit. They took everyone's women for slaves and then married them. It's because they weren't bitches.

Sterilize yourself and go live in the ghetto

I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes, but as I got older my hair turned dark blonde and now I've got
greeny-crystal blue eyes, am I white? on my side too I think I look Jewish, idk.

join the khanate
ride...to glory!!

they have been provien to be lying on purpose

convert to islam, youre basically no better than the sand monkeys filling your country now anyway

guess there is nothing else to do.

i was thinking about it. what do you actually do. as in:

"i'm finnish, guess i better go do ...."

what do finns even do.

Well, put down your faggot Mora, get a Lauri or Marttiinni and slit your wrists.

What's the big deal? Grab your Pukko and man up, dammit! At least the Finnish girls are not.

She became a batshit insane feminist writer, a lesbian and a failed politician.

>The state of the average American poster
Cucks should be tortured to death

Welcome to the family :3

same story with me, please someone answer this riddle

Post a picture of yourself

Has to be the shit the (((government))) puts in your (((tap water)))

Careful, doncha' kno' it's cold out ''yar?

I gots mah ducks and fur cap, im good for ta bar run, ya.

Could be, but it happened to my parents in Europe as well.

I'd rather be 100% Somalian than even 1% Swede.

That's just because the former allows you to fuck Swedish bitches.

>Don't take ancestry tests
>I will of course be taking another test

Go back to >>reddit

Swedes aren't even human. They are animals.
Which is probably why muslims like fucking them so much.

Most Swedes feel the same

Down with the Eternal Swede.

so did some indians. arabs too if i'm not mistaken. would you want to wake up finding out that you're either of those?

this is not helping.

You do realize that they rig your ancestry tests to promote ((cultural diversity))?

Lol my GFs (white) Grandma was recently very disturbed to find out that she has 0 nigga in her Gene pool. She has a lot of Irish though so I guess she can be happy being a potaoe nigger.

take it from a mutt, genetics aren't everything. you are who you are. you have always been this way, it didnt stop you from accomplishing the things you have already. what difference does knowing make? just be the best person you can be. over here in burger land we are all mixed, but we dont let it define us. we choose to let our actions and moral character define us, despite what the burger shitposters say.

fucking kek. cuckery is never an option.

>those knife references

Nice one

Why would you assume you were pure viking if you lived in northern sweden to begin with? I mean not only were the vikings were pretty much just the geats, jutes and swedes, rather than the kvenn, but they were focused primarly around the southern part of the nation, and along the coasts of northern sweden, finland and parts of the stonian islands.

It's not like it really matters anyway, as modern Sweden is an amalgam of kvenn, swede, geats, gotlander, jutes and norse regardless. Don't forget that Sweden wasn't always a unified nation, and that Swedish culture itself is made up of all these ancient nordic people. It's not like there's any shame in it, as long as you're not arabic.

Wtf are you talking about? Finnish and Swedish Vikings are literally the same

did your skincolor change too? this is a weird question. if your skin turned brown, and remains brown in the winter, then no - you're no longer white.

I look rly weird here

im very pale my mom is irish

Only ever carry a Marttiinni or a Lauri. Only fish with Rapala lures (some were my grandfather's) and have an old Valmet rifle for deer.

From one mutt to another. Hang in there brother.
6% is low enough that you can look on it fondly. I took an ancestry test and came back some 15% medshit.
Yeah, it was a major black pill realizing I’m not pure Anglo-Saxon, but you get over it man. I like to think one of my ancestors rode with Caesar just as my more numerous ones conquered Britain and then the Americas.
Did you check your haplomemes? As long as you’re R1 or I you should be good.

soy boi

If you don't reply to this post user will die in his sleep tonight

You're a little sissy. Go away.

god he's such a pussy sometimes, this is playing right into the sargon tier "wut is white"

t.2% Finn/NW russian.

My ancestors were united empire loyalists should I an hero?

you'd make a qt3.14 trap

Finns are whiter than Swedes though

I took one, im just happy im not nigger. I dont put much weight in As long as you’re R1 or I you should be good.
literally pointless.

Aussie level bantz or ultra-refined weapons grade Autism? You be the judge.

ya im a vegan too i guess why i look pretty unhealthy
arent we all? i doubt super manly macho men post on here
yaa my hair wasnt showing in full when its covering my face ppl
think im a girl

but do i look white?

Start working out sissy

fug

I'm fairly sure Somalia is more white than Sweden at this point

Lift a weight. Any weight. Doesn't matter what.

>swede girls will date literal niggers but not a cute italian boy that can make spaghetti

What the fuck is all of this?

It's neither, Swedes genuinely hate us more than anything else, just like we hate their kin.

I've watched swedish people taking DNA tests and almost everyone had big % of Finnish in them. Sorry to say Sven but you guys got FINNED hard during the empire times.

>i doubt super manly macho men post on here

My grandfather taught me how to make knives, I work out three days a week, when I get sad, I drink and punch a tree to let the pain remind me I'm alive, cut 20 pines on my property and built my sauna out of them after they dried, I hunt my meat (deer, rabbit, squirrel), once walked on a broken ankle to get out of the woods, don't use GPS (it's for faggots) and navigate by compass and map and the last time I was in a fight was when a guy insulted the cute bartender at the only bar in my village.

Real Men still live. We're all just in the U.P.

Why is that a bad thing?

Can I stick it in your ass?

i thought I was 1/16th mutt but it turns out I am 100% german.

Summit tummy jarvwsnas jimpkin

Finns are genetically the closest to the original Europeans so the joke's on you 94% non-European mutt.

I think relations might warm in a couple of years when swede as we know it is extinct.

The swedes are pretty fucking effective in their suicide so let's hope for the best and wish them luck with it?

Just took one.
>99% British ancestry. (All over, mainly Anglo but more Celt than I expected.)
> 1% Norwegian.
>PURE

i love finland and finnish people
if i were not amerimutt, i would wish to be finnish

ive got a small frame and i dont think small guys look nice with muscles and im usually
too depressed and anxious to do anything like going to a gym

sounds like a pasta or smth, but that does sound cool n stuff, but i like being comfy

im not a fag though i dont like women either, just have no sex drive lol

i am aware of that. by pure viking i meant pure scandinavian. regrettably, half my family come from central norway, but i've come to peace with that. the rest come from sweden. i know that because that's what the report said, and also there are plenty of latinized names in the family tree from the other side (ends in "-ius", etc.).

pretty sure that finnish comes from the norwegians, but i can't prove it. not sure they even keep family records over there.i mean what would be the point. "hei i'm hurri, son of burri the cat strangler, son of haakon butt-sweller, we have lived on this very rock for 1000 years. now watch us paint our houses in unsaturated primary colors"

Fuck

Sure thing. At first I thought we should help them and fight beside them, but after reading Sup Forums for a while, I just want them to be destroyed.

>of kvenn

you mean finns

>Swede
>Has one Finnish great-greatgrandparent
>kills himself

>American
>Litteraly 56%
>Chad to the world

How does it feel now that you can't resort to collective pride and larp as a glorious viking? Depressing, sad perhaps? Only suicide can help you now. Kill yourself.

Jesus Christ bro, fix yourself.

Well a ching chong bing bong to you too OP.

I make my living as an IP geophysics surveyor in Yukon Territory. For the uninitiated, this means operating a chainsaw and cutting lines through the most godawful bush imaginable. The lines are oriented based on an azimuthal direction, which means taking out your compass and setting a perfect bearing in the orientation of the desired line. Once the line is cut, we hammer 84 3ft. long electrodues into the earth at 6ft. intervals. We then electrocute the ground with enough charge to easily kill a person. I fly back and forth to work in a helicopter every day.

>i doubt super manly macho men post on here

best of luck sorting yourself out user. you're pretty cute

Funny thing is that native Swedes (and pretty much all northern Europeans for that matter, except for Anglos and Irish) are already KHAN'D to some extent

Not a pasta. My place is just west of the Project Sanguine site. I'm at the nearby bar, phoneposting right now because I'm a Yooper and we're all alcoholics. There's a couple of Wananens, a Jarvinen and Koskela here, getting drunk.

Yeah, but I wanted to distinguish between kvenn and karelian and other groups, since karelians weren't as prevalent in northern sweden as far as I know.

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just because finnish kill themselves all the time, and think that's fully normal, doesn't mean the rest of us do.

Well you should.

That might be because of all the kids from Finland sent over during the war, trucks went in with volunteers and armaments and came back with kids. When the wars were over a lot of kids never had anywhere to go back to.

trust me - you wouldn't

t. someone who just found out they're actually part finnish

Note sure if dude. Am sure that it's not huwhite.

Tämä.

its ok theres a chance that the fin dna might not even be passed on

my god

Not a chance, the half-Danish, half-Finnish people around here all look Finnish. It's a very dominate trait.

>when I get sad, I drink and punch a tree
brother...

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they are more white then us. they are white to the point they are almost red. my theory is that as they reached the point where their skin could not physically get any whiter, it started becoming translucent instead. the red hue you can see is not skin color, but actually their flesh. not sure that's a good thing though