ITT: MCs with canonically small dicks

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Every japanese male protagonist.

All Japanese MCs who aren't Duke Togo or Rance.

Rance isn't Japanese, and as far as I know, he isn't specially endowed either

Rance is European.

Don't be too harsh on him, he's Asian, a teenager in puberty and his dick is probably hiding from being scared of the fucking penguin

Kesuma

Europe doesn't exist in the Rance world.

The Rance IX character portraits are done to scale and Rance's dick is about the size of Shizuka's forearm and Shizuka is 159 cm tall.

I can't say it's you OP, coz you're not even the MC of your own life.

>Little boy has a small dick

No way?

Every MC/male who is from Nipland. All of them.

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Of course women have the smallest dicks of them all.

What about Ippo?

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Guts is like 6'8''. Even if he's just proportionate, he'd be huge.

That last quote was supposed to be:

OP

For you maybe.

This

kazuma

Me :(

Ippo's is big compared to his Japanese contemporaries, kind of like how an anime character that's 5'10 is considered "tall"

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What, do you think guys are erect all the time?

Wait. They aren't?

he's japanese
that's canonically average

I am.

Kirito

Penis size doesn't scale with height.

No Ippo is just huge.

That isn't fair to Shinji. Isn't there more of a perspective thing going on in this image? Even without doing the math (estimated distance from the toothpicks, estimated size of the toothpicks vs perceived size, etc.) you can clear see that the toothpicks are supposed to be about the half the size of minimized Shinji's thigh.

LELOUCH

>having autism
It was a scene making fun of his small dick, user. Just get over it.

God, i fucking hate Shinji. He's such a pathetic little pussy faggot.

Also a pathetic little dick faggot.

N-No bully

This. Erect I'm dead on average but if you catch me at the wrong time (when it's cold or something) you'd think I'm tiny. On the other hand, there's moments when it's big and floppy while not erect. Fluctuates a lot.

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Do women really like to see dicks or that's just fiction?

This is what small dicked guys say to comfort and delude themselves

Shinji has a bog cock tho, even Misato could not help but fall for him and his big cock over Kaji.

She's laughing at his pathetic sized dick in this scene

"grower, not a show'er" is a real thing ya know

t. Shinji self-inserter

Why are you all seemingly obsessed with glorifying big dicks? Do you all wish to be pounded by the BBC?

t. small dicked beta fag

This

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>mfw i bought this VN in a sale a few months ago but haven't played it
I now regret this decision.

Small dicks are cute.

Stop pretending to be attracted to feminine boys.

Go watch nigger media if you're all so hung up for hung horses

Poor Sanageyama got short end of the stick.

Not an argument

>Not liking fat soft floppy dicks
You don't know what you're missing.

The sad thing is Miura has drawn Guts' dick before and it is actually quite small. It's no wonder he couldn't even make Casca orgasm.

>lanky, whiney, skinny, and has a small dick
Truly the perfect anime protagonist.

No, we wish to pound our waifu with the BBC.

Biology nerd here.

Taller males are more likely to have bigger penises. If you're larger, as in overweight or obese, and tall. Your penis is going to be small or "appear" small because bigger people gain fat in their pubic areas.

All this penis talk is making me feel kinda gay

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Yabecchi was written to have a small penis. Easy to guess why.

Didn't felt like taking a picture but there's an episode where he gets bullied about it.

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so it would fit into the equally small lolis? sorry I'm not familiar with this series

>this many people fell for bait

Serious question, how many dicks did Aqua suck to acquire the right to judge Kadzuma's willy? She can't pull out such a reaction without knowing a thing or two about it.

Guts. You even see his pencil dick in the manga

spotted the lanklet with a small cock.

To be fair Shinji is 14.

>You even see his pencil dick in the manga
pic?

It has an in universe equivalent.

fag

to be fair that's usually the age where gook penis stop growing

reading Berserk is required before posting on Sup Forums

Only fucking niggers have big dicks on average and we all know how the rest of humanity considers them as subhumans.

If it's smaller it just means it's the perfect size for raping purpose, or to mate with the desired age.

quora.com/Why-are-men-attracted-to-female-beauty

makes it easier for butt sex too

enjoy rape? wouldn't you be smashing her fucking cervix and causing unimaginable pain going by this image
what kind of logic is this

>Doesn't know about posterior fornix stimulation.

You just fucking made that up faggot

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>the cervix and fornices are vital pleasure areas
Top bait.

Ok then, what is posterior fornix stimulation?

Forgot this was Sup Forums, the place where nobody knows about the female body.

Neither does Japan

t. redditor/moralfag

The moral here is that even with a small dick you can find love.

An asian guy actually had the biggest penis I'd ever seen.

Back in like middleschool I had to go to this club to get certified to swim for summercamp, and when we were going through the locker room afterwards, this asian guy was walking around without a towel.

And God DAMN he had a long dick

Source?

seconding

Off the top of my head, only Golgo and Ippo have large dicks.

Those two aside, pretty much every asian character has a small dick.

>falling for the BBC meme
My little user cannot possibly be this naive.

Bump

Bump part 2

>so it would fit into the equally small lolis?
Bingo

Why do you think she's so popular?

>All this rape talk

All nip MCs dicks are uncircumcised. Doesn't matter if small. Moonlanders not about burgerfags helmet head. All bow to the glory of natural dick turtle neck.

Said no satisfied woman ever