Jojo thread

Who's the real brojo?
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Polnareff.

This is my Jojosona. I call him "Giorno". He's kind of like a Jojo but he's italian so he's named "Gio Gio" and he's actually Dio's son which is super cool. He has the power to give life to things and control them but if you touch the things he brings to life you get hurt and also if he touches you time slows down and you get hurt even more and also he can heal anybody who gets hurt (even himself) and also everybody likes him and he's really smart so he's always the first one to figure out mysteries and stuff. Also he is so unique that the stand arrow itself chose him to power up his stand and when his stand powers up it's like super invincible and you can't hurt it and it's the strongest stand in the whole show. He can negate any action you try to do and if he touches you you like die over and over forever he's so strong.

What do you think? No stealing please.

Both. Up to Egypt it's clearly Kakyoin. He's even the only one that calls Jotaro by Jojo.

After Kakyoin is taken out though Polnareff gets that role and keeps it even after Kakyoin returns (he doesn't call Jotaro by "Jojo" anymore either).

"Apparently, in Italy, they don't use the letter J, except in foreign or obsolete words, so, the name "JoJo" doesn't exist, and would be pronounced something like "yoyo," so for Part 5, starting on Page 71, I stayed faithful to the Italian language and made the main character's name "GioGio."
As a side note, it seems they don't have an "H" sound either, so "Hirohiko" would become "Iroiko." Like, what? Who is that?"

>Polnareff will never be your uncle

I love Smith-san!!!

Wasn't the OVA supposed to be out a couple days ago?

Yes, it's already out, it's just that noone has uploaded it and subbed it

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Why is Jojo the best Jojo in all of Jojo?

Araki's note in volume 45:
>I frequently get the comment that the "Enemies" in JoJo Part 4 are "Weak." I think my response to this criticism is quite clear from the work itself, but since I've heard the same complaint from the editorial staff, I'll answer it explicitly: I constructed Part 4 around the theme of mental and emotional weakness. The Stands were created by exaggerating the viewpoints of characters consumed by their own flaws.
So I' was trying to compile villains flaws in the previous thread and thought it was something worth discussing:
Okuyasu - stupidity
Rohan - pride
Kira - obsession(?)/unhealthy hobby
Angelo - anger issues
Keicho - extremism
Akira - overconfidence/ego
Tamami - superiority complex/greed
Toshikazu Hazamada - wrath/sexual frustration
Yukako - obsession
Shigechi - greed
Yoshihiro Kira - overprotecting
Ken Oyanagi - stubbornness
Yuya - narcissism
Toyohiro Kanedaichi - naivety
Terunosuke - lack of empathy
Aya - vanity
I decided not to include Tonio because he never tried to hurt the characters in any way

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I'll see you guys next thread.

Tonio's stand emerged from his desire to heal his girlfriend. Source is the Rohan one-shot featuring him.

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You fucking idiot.

Honestly Kakyoin and Polnareff are more bros with each other than either of them are with Jotaro.

Kakyoin repeatedly giving Polnareff shit during the N'Doul arc is one of my favorite character interactions in SDC. Araki probably didn't think through it this way but given Kak's backstory the idea of him getting close enough to someone where he can just rib them like that is kinda sweet

You're clearly wrong, Jojo is the best Jojo.

How does Smith-san look? I must know!

>narancia_desperately_trying_to_calculate_how_massive_my_cock_is.jpg

I want to fucking die. How no one has uploaded that yet? HOW?

wait why is on the site the date 31/7 is written next to rohan then ?

Is it Ripple or Hamon?

Is it Spin or Kaiten?

Ramon

Here is something I've been pondering.

How would the cast of 4 handle the scenario from 3?

Having to travel to Egypt and fighting all of Dio's assassins along the way.

There were five Stardust Crusaders, so... Let's say Josuke, Koichi, Okuyasu, Rohan, and Shigekiyo.

Would they survive up to Dio? Could they bullshit a way around his time stop?

Cum on

Ramen

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I always expected him to pull out his magnum cock and force josuke to suck it in the 5th frame
always get disspointed

You mean MINE fucker

Is it Deadly Queen or Killer Queen?

Is it Bruno or Blono?

Is it Joseph or Josef?
Avdol or Abdul?
Guanglai Kangyi or Koichi?

what do you think dolphins smell like haha

Fish.

Soap

So what is that supposed to represent? Despair maybe? Is is even canon?

this is my jojo jeoslefp he super buff and will always make a fool out of you
donutsteel

Post yfw the next chapter starts with a Yasuho flashback.

I feel like starting a chapter with a flashback is a bad sign in jojo

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hey guys what happened to catch the cancer and terufag?

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Catch the Cancer gave up eventually. Terufag was multiple people spamming copypastas from the wiki comment section pretending to care about Teru, the meme got boring and they stopped. N*r*nci*fag is still around unfortunately, he gets banned but never permanently.

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Hamon is just the Japanese word for ripple

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Good
I don't give a crap about her

Yasuho will die from the treeman which is going to send Gappy into a Heroic B.S.O.D. where he will then lash out at the beanman but doesn't kill him because he needs him for the branch. Gappy finds the branch and Jobin confronts him but Josuke is now hardened and cold so he attacks beetleman despite Tsurugi's pleading. Josuke wins yet sustains some injuries because Speed King's true power messed him up so he kills Jobin but the rock disease has already taken Tsurugi's life so he uses the Rokakaka to fuse Tsurugi and Yasuho (cleverly foreshadowed with Tsurugi's strange and intense attraction to Yasuho). Gappy also finds the second branch which he uses to save his mother. [PART 8 END]

My uncle is Araki trust me on this.

my dad works at toriyama and told me you're wrong
what actually happens is Iwasuke saves the day

thanks brethren, hopefully the guy who spams that webm eventually gets bored too

>that webm
I'm still trying to figure it out.

>I'm still trying to figure it out.
Here is a little secret, he is not the original spammer.

FUCK Kira for being so ugly

Gyro is the ultimate brojo, hands down.

Narancia is so cute he bought me a new watch.

youtube.com/watch?v=JqU3lH20Nwc
Just finished battle tendency, did it peak already?

>tfw you find yourself legitimately liking Hazamada and his stand, out of most Part 4 characters.

I feel like parts 2 and 3 have a 'designated jobber' while part 4 drifts away from that and (fortunately) the idea doesn't really return
my biggest problem with it is I actually like the two that were the 'designated jobbers'
what do you guys think?

Fuck off Araki

hopefully N******A fag will go away after part 5 anime

Fuck off fucker my love for him will never die!

Why does the last panel looks like someone is throwing a TV at him?

Hazamada was one of the few characters I searched porn of before coming here because I thought Surface transformed into Josuke was kinda lewd

who is the THICCest?

:^)

They're tired of Araki's bullshit

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This is probably a common occurrence in Lucky Land Communications

Most people treat it as pretty lewd, thouh I think Surface turning into Tomoko would be the racier thing.

guys, guys
i whipped it out first, wait your turn

What would the jojo characters think of this cancerous fanbase and the stupid memes?

What is the best anime opening? For me it's crazy noisy bizzare town

Thank you mane.
It's amazing.
Did you do this yesterday or today?
There are no turns.

#1 youtube.com/watch?v=eocOdom1OtE

#2 youtube.com/watch?v=NI9Sa8LpZ3g

#3 youtube.com/watch?v=nNQ-Qi7pBpw

FUCK you for being so ugly

>Video 3
>The Du on the cover

That better not say what I think it says.

I LOVE KIRA and he's NOT UGLY

How will Yasuho ever recover?

With some sexually healing by Joshuu

Oh look, it's Bowie!

He's a filthy dolphinfucker that doesn't deserve to live, that's why.

You're welcome! Did it yesterday

>Did you do this yesterday or today?
Drawing is clearly time stamped

He is the inspiration right?

I love Yasuho's skirt so much. I want it.

If Giorno didn't acquire GER, is there any other possible way king crimson could've been defeated?

hi josh

I love these two.

>歌ってみた
no

>he wouldn't fuck a dolphin

Kakyoin was an absolute cunt to Polnareff, though. And I don't mean in the funny ribbing way, I mean that he genuinely put Polnareff down and tried to make him feel bad whenever he could, often without provocation.

Jotaro and Polnareff gave each other friendly ribbing, Kakyoin just didn't seem to like Polnareff much at all.

>this faggot again
Did Kakyoin fuck your mom or something?

>Araki brings back early GE damage reflection
>Giorno uses his organ powers to create a complete clone of himself
>King Crimson punches the clone
>Damage reflects back onto him and Diavolo explodes

>Would they survive up to Dio? Could they bullshit a way around his time stop?
All they would have to do is bring a single rat for DIO to job to.

>an absolute cunt to Polnareff
literally just look at the OP, faggot.

Yes. Teamwork is how you beat him. One on one you are fucked against King Crimson unless you have time stopping or some other super powerful power.

did Kira deserve a death like this?

Who was the BroJo of Part 3?

>says he wants a quiet and normal life
>kills innocent women
>killed a child for finding about his creepy fetish
>was willing to kill anybody else who find out about him

He deserved worst.