/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for Mar-A-Lago 2/2/18
youtu.be/AyPd3m7_x-4
>Pres Trump meets w/NoKo defectors @WH 2/2/18
youtu.be/32RiBQ51cKQ
>Pres Trump @CBP Roundtable on Immigration 2/2/18
youtu.be/j3IYFeVwf5I
>Devin Nunes on Fox 2/2/18
youtu.be/SRrfMCEe8qs
>Some Mooch interviews 2/2/18
youtu.be/mQgZAb-zaCw (KTLA)
youtu.be/xZBP5tWEhVs (Daily Wire)
>VP Pence Arrives in Pittsburgh PA 2/2/18
youtu.be/_cqEtMfohTA
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/MEX+CAN FMs 2/2/18
youtu.be/KKmYGPyqS_M
>SoS T-Rex Q&A @UoT 2/2/18
youtu.be/ZcWpyq-ODTk
>SoS T-Rex arrives in MEX 2/2/18
youtu.be/J_MNfCPEEJk
>UnderDefSec Shanahan Nuclear Posture Review 2/2/18
youtu.be/J61bPpd-YVY
>UnderSoS Shannon on Nuclear Posture Review 2/2/18
youtu.be/ZoWQ4Sks1gE
>UnderSoS Shannon @Duke U 2/2/18
youtu.be/fTYjCqJKaoI
>UN Amb Haley @Congressional Inst 2/2/18
youtu.be/i472VU3JAgY
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Burma 2/2/18
youtu.be/oe9iJ-awlZU
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 2/2/18
youtu.be/7plF4pba66c
>This Week @State 2/2/18
youtu.be/4XlHrlXfjHw
>HHSDep Video: Officer Ryan Holets 2/2/18
youtu.be/fdo6KuXh2ko
>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/2/18
youtu.be/as_BbcXqecU
>Pres Trump @RNC meet (cutoff) 2/1/18
youtu.be/my0WPWgeQxI
>Pres Trump @GOP retreat 2/1/18
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WAIT IS THIS WHY TRUMP HATES SHARKS

MAGA is every edition!

REAL CHING CHONG HOURS CONTINUE!

Thanks for baking!

This is the correct thread, folks

AWOOOO

Do you feel it?

Get the manliness from last thread going, make America manly again

memo is my waifu

Star Trek fags BTFO.

Even the most braindead dissenter must be getting bored of 'Drumpf' by now

it's been THREE FUCKING YEARS

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NO.

What does this post have to do with politics?

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He's advocating military dictatorship.

AWOOOOOOOOOO~

I want to thank you for making this. Not sure if you know, but Maxim was a chain bakery store that I ate a lot from when I grew up in HK

well sharks are scary in general. did you SEE jaws 3?

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What a trooper

When will Trump release the x files?

Are they really the oldest brewery in the states? Did we import all of it before then?

>burn half the meat off
>MMMMMMM RIBS
why do people do this? do they like eating charcoal with barbecue sauce?

Do you miss HK?

LITTLE

>when I grew up in HK

>we

Soon

Wonder what they did during prohibition. Some made soda.

He has no style
He has no grace
This janny has a funny face
He does if for free
Not for you and me
He'll stretch out his ban, just for you

Nah that's Chinaman leaf, he's legit.

I couldn't sleep for WEEKS after I saw the shark swim right for that glass!

Behold, the fate of all leafs.

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>Implying there wasn't any demand for alcohol during the prohibition

You can't snuff out the basic human desires. Something the SJW freaks will find out sooner or later

What’s happening dudes?
>can’t wait for that fresh Monday cycle.

>PALINDROMIC

>Soon
said user for the four hundredth thousand time since... well, whatever.

(you)'re welcome

WHEN WILL DENNIS NUNES BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS CRIMES AGAINST THE DNA?!

so........ where did this memo go anyhow?

watergate pt II? or blackout?

the meat doesn't burn off, the heat makes it contract

NO BURNT ENDS TAKE IT AWAY

How about I forward this post to the janitors, and they determine if this is on topic or not, how is that?

Goddammit I'm hungry now
I just came here to talk about Trump you assholes

Oldest brewery still in business

Further confirmation.

Well, publicly they had to stop brewing but im sure they done some covertly.

Figured as much

You're a moron, it shrinks on the bone as the water inside evaporates; that's what the fuck cooking is. I wish I could beat you.

i'm mad because of the way that Famous Dave's "cooks" ribs which basically leaves you with a piece of bone covered with burnt material.

see

You wouldn't...w-would you? I thought we were Uber Allies Poland?

No, child.
The digits desire the burnt ends of leafkind.

>he doesn't have pizzarolles

Maybe tomorrow, I'm buying a korean bbq grill and meat

Yes and no at the same time. On one hand, I miss the convenience of everything (city never sleeps, you can have a good meal that wasn't mcdonalds at 3am in the morning), the cheap technology and computers, the ease of getting around (excellent public transit)

On the other hand, I despise HK younger generation's culture of complaining/blaming the government for their shortcomings. I also don't miss the cramped living conditions. I came from a fairly well off family, and 800sq feet was considering "a large home" in HK

I am a straight up ching chong migrated to Canada 4 years ago

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>Mean shit from liberals and a retarded democrap

What a bunch of fucking niggers.

the Jew media is playing it down everywhere but Fox where everyone who works there outside prime time is trying to bury it too.

MSM is in unprecedented damage control mode and the dems are saying even more ridiculous, hysterical shit than normal
Things are going well, look for the signs that matter

Americans drank apple cider and corn likker before beer got popular.

aw come on man, don't do that.
The jannies are assholes. I'd rather shitposting run wild than have those faggots crack down and make this place a no-fun-zone more than it already is

inb4 this post gets deleted

halp! russians stole my teeth!

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>he doesnt have emergency ben n jerry's

>I am a straight up ching chong migrated to Canada 4 years ago
Leave.

Can you really get blindfolded by dental floss? Alway wondered.

>i went to a chain restaurant and expected good food

>all these /x/ tier threads about the Super Bowl
god damn

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why is poland being such an asshole tonight?

family dragged me as a kid, nothing i could do
>they still rave about said ribs

what a libs even doing drinking Yuengling anyway?
It isn't some faggot microbrew cranberry chocolate IPA that some beta made in a dirty studio apartment

I'm an american, tho

Kinda like here, except the younger generation is relatively normal, because the country still sane. Funny how a homogenous conservative white country works

Bath tub alcohol.

Oh look it’s another episode of: t. Plebbit communist fag that tries to undermine Sup Forums culture and tradition by complaining about Momiji for the millionth time
>stay tuned for more kikel escapades
Momiji is protected board culture, complain to the mods and you’ll probably get banned / warned for wasting mods time and no amount of complaining will change this.

Same goes for all forms of Pepe posting.

There shouldn't be Democrats to vote for in November.

i just realized i haven't seen that Malta fag here in a while

wait, you can make it without a bathtub?

A lot of them used their existing infrastructure to transition into making legal products like glass for bottles of wine (which wasn't technically illegal), grain harvesting of malt for bread, and the refrigeration used to keep beer fresh to make shit like candy and ice cream.

We have to take inspiration from these lads. Even when women made their first order of business post-suffrage being NO FUN ALLOWED - the lads adapted and overcame.

The ONI woman is the epitome of female dominance and femininity.

Let's start by looking at her body. Her booty is large. Her domineering height makes her presence known without her even needing to point herself out. She is powerful, as a result of her high levels of pheromones. This gives her the appearance of health and strength. She is then covered by her milky skin. This milky skin reminds us of her ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching magma core, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The pale skin reminds us of our deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The ONI woman's demeanor is one of alphaness. She is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. Her behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of women (bl*e haired bitches)

The summit of expression of her femininity on her body is her pussy. The ONI pussy is tightest of all the species. As the pussy is the penultimate symbol of femininity, this alone would suffice to make the ONI woman the most desired of pilots. This vicegrip pussy is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of men, being able to completely squeeze and envelope any penis. Its walls ensure that when a man ejaculates, the frantically escaping seed will immediately enter and become utterly absorbed by the greedy womb of the ONI woman.

In total, the ONI woman expresses this femininity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When she fucks, she unleashes the entirety of her lusts and desires upon her partner without any restraint. The awesome might of her sexuality has been known to drive lesser men insane with an overload of ecstasy and die pathetically in the attempt to conquer her.

All this is the reason why the ONI woman is the epitome of femininity.

CIA took him out

He's frustrated because his butt buddy got shipped off to the military.

:)

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checked satan jr.
Is the polish military bad?

he was making fun of the janitors with the monkey picture you fucking brainlet

Well then even better fellow VPN user

>he doesn't slave over a stove at 2:56AM in between shitposts

explain, chink.

it's got less fags and niggers

No

Never tried

HK is also one of the most racially homogeneous cities in the world, and also one of the lowest crime rates. Pure coincidence, I'm sure

>further palindromes

remember when they tried to force the 56 percent meme?