FUCK, MARRY, KILL

SUPER EDITION

Choose wisely!

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fuck 18, marry bulma, kill chichi

there's literally no other answer

Yep.

I agree with the kill chichi but the other two are interchangeable

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marry 18, fuck bulma, kill chichi

>marry a whore

Eh, just be careful.

>Killing Chichi
>A wife that rise her family alone
>A wife that love you even if you are a disaster as husband
>A wife that to don't fear anything, to defend you, the strongest man the Earth Know...

Marry Chichi, Fuck Bulma, Kill 18 is the only reasonable answer

Chichi for wife caring of the house, while you fuck your slutty friend and you kill Android 18 during is villain phase.

Marry Bulma (Wealth & Power)
Fuck 18 (Please be gentle...)
Kill Chichi (nothin personnnell....chick)

>richest most powerful woman in the world who is also the most intelligent scientific mind in the universe, interchangeable with some generic blonde

you would be foolish to not marry bulma. Only positive of going with 18 is robot wives don't age

*her

Chichi aged like shit
Bulma is a hag, probably more plastic than woman by now
18 has a massive forehead and is ugly

>chichi is an ass
>18 would gladly fuck faceless oldman for money
>bulma is a slut

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From another point of view... if we should choose wisely... the only one we can't have hope to kill is C18, so the correct answer is

Marry C18, is loyal and strong
Fuck Bulma, is a slut and can give you nice things
Kill Chichi

but... if I fuck Bulma probably C18 will kill me, so I fuck Bulma before marry C18 and after I killer her.

fpbp

What about purity?

She. Isn't. Canon.

Go sing DARAGONBULLLLL HEEEROSS in your room believing she does but she will never be canon fag.

Pretty much this, although I'd do it the other way around if 18 was as rich as Bulma.

But maybe, just maybe, Chichi wouldn't be God-awful tier if she ended up with anyone that isn't Goku. It was implied that he never even kissed her. Can't blame her for lashing out the way she does. She's like a breeding tool to him, to make more strong warriors for him to fight in the future.

Bulma is a billionaire

Fuck and Marry: 18
Kill: Chichi

Marry Chichi. Ignore the other two.

Chichi is the best wife of the series. You need nothing else.

/Thread

Marry 18, fuck Bulma, kill Chichi. There is literally no other answer.

>She. Isn't. Canon.
Neither is Super.

Super is Canon

No, it isn't.

How is it not cannon?

Not that user, but yeah you convinced me. I still like 18 more but Bulma really is a better choice.

Bulma is the richest person on the planet, there's no reason to marry 18 over her

>saves your money
>takes your money
>is money

100% agree. Marrying Bulma is tempting because she's rich and a genius, but all that is worth giving up if given the chance to fuck her.

I would've switched 18 and Bulma, but this works too.

marry 18, fuck bulma, kill chichi

This right here. People are marrying Bulma for her money, but If 18 were as rich as Bulma as said or money simply weren't an issue, I'd much have it the other way around. Outside of money, 18 is better wife material, whereas Bulma is the more fuckable one anyway.

Fuck 18 for that fit body.
Marry Bulma for the money (and everything else).
Kill Chichi for she is shit.

Best girl remains forgotten forever.

Fuck 18 because she was built for fucking
Marry Bulma literally just for the cash
Use Bulma's cash to insert a tracker into Goku because I want to do something nice for Chichi.

Be nice to Chichi.

itt: kill chichi

lmao

I came here to post literally the exact same thing, including the "no other answer" part.

you i like

I'd fuck 18, marry Bulma and kill Chichi.
Or fuck Bulma, marry 18 and kill Chichi.

Sorry, but Chichi is beyond annoying.

Fuck Bulma, Marry 18, Kill ChiChi
A lot of people tend to forget that Bulma is a slut that can't get any. By actually befriending her you still get the benefits of marrying her.

hello kraut

Marry 18. Most people just want to marry Bulma for her money but if your wife is stronger than a super saiyan then you don't really need all that money anyway.

Fuck Chichi. All she needs is a good fuck to be less of a controlling psycho but Goku can't stay still for two seconds.

Kill Bulma. She's a slut.

This

Marry 18
Fuck bulma
Kill chichi
Bulma might be a billionaire, but i bet she's busy as fuck with work that she barely has anytime for fun.
While 18 is free and can protect me from danger, also who says 18 can't be a billionaire? Use your imagination, with her power she can do anything.
So 18 is objectively a better choice for marrying

I dunno man, with ChiChi sure she's bitchy, but that's towards the absentee manchild who is willing to risk their safety for a good fight that is Goku.

ChiChi can cook, clean, and with her training I bet she fucks like a demon. If I was able to score her at her prime, whatever age that may be I'd defiantly marry her. Hell she also trained her son into a SS, so maybe she can teach me how to fly or some shit.

Only downside to her is that i'd have to provide for her.

18 on other hand has the best looks, probably will not age, is strong as shit so she can just rake in tournament money or go pro fem boxing. Not sure on her housewife material but if it works for Krillin it works for me.

Bulma is very similar to 18 in some regard, with the whole money deal, in her prime i'd place the slut past 18 in looks too.

All in all.

I'd Marry ChiChi seems like a great housewife who needs some loving.
Fuck 18.
and get shot by Bulma.

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Zeni is equivalent to yen in their world so if richness is on the same scale in dragonball earth as our world, she's probably a multi-trillionaire

If you want to be nice to her you should be giving her the d as well long enough so she is satisfied for the time being.

Fuck/Marry ChiChi
Befriend Bulma
Fight/Kill 18

The true saiyan way

Because it's stupid and it sucks and it being cannon is retarded.
Also there's supposed to be ten years of peace, during the last five Goku just goes to train and never sees family Vegeta. Plus it eroded all of Vegeta's character development during the buu saga

Marry 18 and the rest doesn't matter.

No one is taking this seriously.

Bulma is best to marry. They are all hot but bulma is the smartest women on earth (so smart kids) and also super rich.

Carl in DBZ would be awesome.

How do people get this wrong?

literally EASIEST edition of this game ever.

>fuck 18
she doesn't age and is still human where it counts. if anything, the robotics only served to enhance the biological components.

>marry bulma
she is the richest person on the planet. even more so than the guy who is credited as saving the planet and has made a career off of that and constantly winning world tournaments.

>kill chichi
Ever since she had gohan, she's become a gold-digging whore and a stereotypical obnoxious Japanese parent. I honestly fucking hate almost every aspect about her post-original Dragonball character.

who cares about money if you have 18

This

18 all day everyday

>Who cares about money if you have 18
18 does, she rides Krillin about money pretty frequently. Living at Kame House seems pretty shit.

I have a good job.

The only right answer. Marrying 18 and fucking Bulma is also acceptable, but not the right answer

>I don't like it so it isn't canon

It's what everyone does.

>Also there's supposed to be ten years of peace
Retconned.

Though Goten and Trunks are taking part in almost none of it so the sentiment of them slacking off over the last ten years still holds true.

/thread x1gorillion

Too smug.

Retcons can be ignored.

What about...

All of em.

Fuck Buruma.
Marry Zyuuhatigou.
Kill Titi.

A rich whore.

For retards that always think chichi is shit.

All three for all three?

Kill Chichi.

Just kill Chichi.

Bulma's had sex with one man in her life.

>If I was able to score her at her prime, whatever age that may be

>midget having a strong enough sex game to keep 18 living content with a cramped up shack

never saw that coming

Well Bulma doesn't seem to age at all either. Only in GT does she show any age and GT is shit.

She looks younger in Super than in Z

You sound like a slut. A real world slut, not the fun kind.

FUCK BULMA MARRY 18 KILL CHICHI
EASIEST DECISION OF MY FUCKING LIFE

the way 18 is always looking at krillin he must be channeling ki into his dick

she aged in EoZ

Kill the three of them. They're all shit.

Kill Chi-Chi, Fuck Bulma, Marry A18. Bulma is too old.

Marry 18, Fuck Bulma, Kill Chichi

Everyone is forever young in Dragon ball and Chichi is not a gold-digger, she was rich and now she live nowhere with a monkey.

Only veteran MILF edition, next time

This, Chichi best girl, C18 is good,,and Bulma is a slut, she can't love someone without comfiness,,this is why she skipped Gokou.

>Android 18

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