What could Haruhi be giving to Kyon?

What could Haruhi be giving to Kyon?

Her virginity.

this

Can you just pack it up into a little box like that?

His balls back

Pretty sure it's always packed in a little box

The results [and return sample] from his latest medical tests .

Season 3 on a USB stick

literally what we all want

>Sup Forums can get a president elected
>Sup Forums can't make season 3 happen
What the fuck do we need to do

>Haruhi
>A virgin

Is this a joke? Did we watch the same show?

god's panties.

She's saving herself for John Smith

Fuck you, I ship Kyon/Yuki

Clearly we need to make a deal with the russians?

her body has its urges, she can't date, unless she wants to bring jesus into the world.

Let's try our hand at world war 3, surely a few nukes to japan will convince them we need a season 3.

You literally deserve to die you complete moron

so season 3 or WWIII?

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